Welsh ATM sign accidentally promises “free erections.”

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A cash machine outside Tesco Express in Aberystwyth has been promising customers “free erections” after a translation error.

_78582138_cash_machine_arrowsAbove the ATM at the new store in west Wales it said “codiad am ddim” which would translate colloquially as “free erections.”

A more correct version would have been “codi arian heb dâl”.

This literally means, “lift money without fee” as “codi” means lift, while “codiad” means erection.

Aberystwyth Councillor Ceredig Davies spotted it and put it on his Facebook page where it was shared hundreds of times.

He told Newsbeat: “I thought it was funny but I think they should have gone the extra mile and checked it out with a Welsh speaker.

“I mean as Welsh speakers we are used to blunders, but this one really takes the biscuit.”

A spokesperson for the supermarket said: “We’ve taken the sign down and will replace it with the correct translation as soon as possible.

“Thanks to everyone who pointed out the mistake.”

School bus driver arrested for masturbating while driving… with a kid in the bus

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An upstate New York bus driver is jailed after allegedly masturbating behind the wheel while taking a 14-year-old boy to school.

suffern31n-1-webRobert Bertart, 60, of Orangetown, has been fired by Vel Coach Company after his bosses learned of his arrest by Ramapo Police on charges of public lewdness and endangering the welfare of a child, according to the Journal News newspaper.

The bus’ lone teen on his way to a church school early Tuesday morning allegedly caught Bertart in the act after glancing at a large mirror aimed right at the driver’s lap, the newspaper added.

Bertart had his gentials exposed during the brief, but disturbing 7:30 a.m. incident, according to a statement released by Ramapo Police Department.

The unnamed teen had been picked up by Bertart at Suffern High School and later reported the driver’s alleged acts to his parents and school officials after being dropped off.

“The student is very credible, old enough to understand what was going on,”Lt. Mark Emma told WABC-TV.

The Journal News reports Bertart has never had an incident in his six-year employment with Vel Coach. He passed all their background checks.

This is the third arrest of a bus driver by Ramapo Police this year.

Robert Cosenzo and Michael Cunningham are both former bus drivers in the Ramapo area arrested over the summer on sex charges with minors.

Christian decapitates friend because he practiced “witchcraft.”

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A deeply Christian college student in Oklahoma allegedly nearly decapitated the son of a state trooper with a sword because the victim practiced witchcraft, police say.

1414702807785_wps_10_Stillwater_man_killed_in_Isaiah Marin of Stillwater was charged Thursday with first-degree murder in the attack that killed 19-year-old Jacob Andrew Crockett a day earlier.

The two had been playing cards with a third pal, Marin’s brother, when Marin removed the ‘large black sword’ from its sheath and began swinging it around, court records obtained by MailOnline show.

‘I would never cut you, bro,’ Marin assured his brother when asked to be careful.

Moments later, the brother told police, he heard ‘the sound of someone getting stabbed.’

He looked up and saw blood gushing out of Crockett’s chest.

Crockett, the son of an Oklahoma Highway Patrol trooper, suffered several stab wounds and had his head ‘mostly severed’ from his body. Cops found him lying in a pool of blood.

Marin ran from the scene, sword in hands, and called police from a restaurant parking lot.

‘I murdered someone,’ he told the dispatcher, according to court records. ‘I hacked them to death with a machete.’

He then began ‘rambling’ about sacrificing and magic.

Police found him fleeing down the street, leaving behind a trail of blood, the sword still in his hands.

A student at Northern Oklahoma College, Marin was described as a ‘heavy drug user’ and ‘religious zealot,’ court records show.

How pure of mind are you? Take a look at this image and find out!

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What did you see when you looked at the above picture? There’s two potential options and only one of them reflects reality, although both give an insight into how dirty or clean minded you are.

Seeing is believing, right? But when it comes to optical illusions, that doesn’t hold true. With an optical illusion the eye sends information to the brain that is interpreted based on our assumptions of the world, rather than its objective reality. To see through the illusion requires readjusting your outlook from what your brain thinks you see to what you actuallysee.

However, not everyone falls for these illusions – did you?

If the first thing you saw was a pretty girl crouching down amongst some pebbles then congratulations – you have a pure mind. If you’re anything like me, you recoiled and wondered why the heck it wasn’t behind a NSFW cut, while simultaneously feeling eager to read on and see if it was for real…and then you took a closer look and realized what an idiot you were. For those of us in the second camp, we should probably wonder just what assumptions of the world our brains have to make us see this picture of a sweetly smiling lady the way we did. For those in the first camp, I think it’s best if we just leave you to work out the illusion on your own. Remember, once seen it cannot be unseen.

Groom Drops Bride In Failed Attempt To Sweep Her Off Her Feet

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This groom really wanted to sweep his bride off her feet, but gravity had other plans.

Things went south fast when newlywed Chad Kannard attempted to carry his bride, Julia Magdaleno, to their wedding reception on Oct. 11. Halfway up the sidewalk, the “worst thing possible” happened: he tripped and fell.

Although both bride and groom hit concrete, neither was seriously harmed. They both suffered just minor cuts, and Magdaleno was a only bit sore the next day, according to ABC News.

In fact, Magdaleno told ABC she thought the incident was hilarious.

“I was like ‘Go figure,’” Magdaleno said. “I’m so type A where I need to, like, make sure everything’s planned out and this one moment where I just let it go, what you think would be the worst thing possible happ