BOTTOMS UP! Cops Allegedly Find Driver Sitting Pantless On Whisky Bottle


A woman arrested on suspicion of DUI made a memorable impression on officers for allegedly sitting naked on top of an empty bottle of whisky.

justinekingpicJustine King, 33, was arrested Sept. 30, after officers allegedly found her sitting naked from the waist down in a blue Chevrolet Malibu that she crashed, KDKA TV reports.

King’s pants were under the car’s pedals and she was sitting on a bottle of Black Velvet whisky, according to an affidavit filed Jan. 15 as part of the court case against her. The documents were obtained by The Smoking Gun.

Officers told King to put her pants and exit the vehicle. She allegedly responded, “I don’t have any pants! I left my home without them!” the affidavit said.

The report says King was finally pulled from the car, handcuffed and placed into a cab, all while being “extremely belligerent, kicking, pulling away, and struggling.”

The suspect initially refused to identify herself, telling authorities, “The government got my name. You ain’t getting it! Ask the government.” On the way to the station, officers said King kept “banging her head off the inside of the window panel.”

King was taken to a nearby hospital, but refused to take a blood test or put on pants, according to

King was arrested on charges of drunken driving, resisting arrest, reckless driving, open lewdness, and disorderly conduct.

Creepy Medical Supplies Found Amid Wreckage Of Pirate Blackbeard’s Ship



Ahoy! Archaeologists excavating pirate Blackbeard’s sunken ship, named Queen Anne’s Revenge, recently unearthed from the wreckage various medical devices–and some of them look pretty darn terrifying.

Among the grisly finds were a urethral syringe that would have been used to treat syphilis, two pumps, and a porringer that would have been used in bloodletting, Live Science reported.

“We just have to understand that these people were suffering,” Dr. Linda Carnes-McNaughton, an archaeologist with the U.S. Department of Defense who volunteered on the excavation, told CNN. “They were seeking relief for any kind of ailment, and certainly if there was warfare on the water, there were wounds among other ailments that needed treatment. It wasn’t always a formally trained person in desperate times. That’s probably more common than we know.”

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1A mortar and pestle that was likely used to grind ingredients to make medicine.

2Supplies used to measure medicine.

Blackbeard lost his flagship when it ran aground off the coast of North Carolina in 1718. The ship was hidden by water and sand for more than 270 years until it was rediscovered in 1996. Now, the shipwreck is being closely studied as part of the Queen Anne’s Revenge project of the North Carolina Department of Cultural Resources.

Thanks to the medical artifacts found aboard the flagship, archaeologists are learning more about how Blackbeard’s crew treated not only small wounds and ailments, but also chronic illnesses.

“Because his passion for piracy [sic], I think he cared very much about keeping it going, and to keep it going, he had to have a healthy, functioning crew,” Carnes-McNaughton told The Washington Post.

No One Has Claimed Suspicious Box Of 1,000 Condoms Found At NYC Bus Station


Police say a suspicious package left behind a concrete barrier of a New York City bus station didn’t contain any explosives but did have some unexpected contents — 1,000 individually packaged condoms for both men and women.

n-CONDOMS-largeA spokesman for the Port Authority of New York and New Jersey police said Saturday that a canine unit was called Friday evening to the George Washington Bridge Bus Station.

Spokesman Joe Pentangelo says investigators with the help of the dogs checked out a silver messenger-style satchel that was left in the under-construction Manhattan depot. He says they cleared the bag of any explosives then looked inside to find condoms of multiple brands and styles.

He says no one has come forward to claim the bag and its contents.

For Only Third Time In Recorded History, Man Is Arrested For Driving Zamboni While Intoxicated


A North Dakota man was arrested Friday night for driving a Zamboni under the influence.

zambonidwiPolice were summoned to the South Sports Arena in Fargo by witnesses who reported that Steven Anderson, 27, was driving the ice resurfacing machine in an erratic manner. Anderson, a seasonal worker at the municipal facility, was operating the Zamboni between periods of a girls high school hockey game.

Anderson, seen in the above mug shot, was arrested after cops concluded that he was intoxicated. Charged with DUI, Anderson was booked into the county jail, from which he was released yesterday after posting bond.

In a Twitter post with the hashtag “bumperzamboni,” a spectator at the arena reported that, “I’ve never seen a zamboni have so much trouble around the edges.” Anderson was fired after his arrest.

zamboniAccording to Cass County court records, Anderson was busted in mid-December for drunk driving (a car) and possession of drug paraphernalia. He pleaded guilty last month to those misdemeanor counts and was ordered to perform community service and pay about $1100 in fines and fees. A 30-day jail sentence was suspended by a Municipal Court judge.

Anderson’s rap sheet also includes a 2009 conviction for public consumption of alcohol.

A check of the TSG archive reveals two prior arrests for drunk Zamboniing. In 2005, a 63-year-old New Jersey man was popped after a manager called cops to report that the man was recklessy careening around the Mennen Sports Arena in Morris County. In 2012, a Minnesota man was nabbed after repeatedly bouncing the Zamboni off the sideboards of a rink in Apple Valley. When cops confronted the man, he smelled of booze and was unsteady on his feet.

World’s Largest Breasts Visit Japan


Who’s Norma Stitz? Say the name a couple of times. What does it sound like?

Yes, you’re right in thinking that this is a play on words, a moniker. The lady in question is Annie Hawkins-Turner, and she’s the proud owner of the Guinness record for the largest pair of natural breasts in the world. She’s size 102ZZZ.

Understandably, the lady with mammaries weighing around 100 lb. is in demand. And in 2013, she paid a visit to the Land of the Rising Sun. The Japanese, connoisseurs of all things weird and fetishy, extended a warm welcome to Norma.