Man Explains Why He Cut Off His Penis (NSFW)


WARNING: The content and images in this story may be offensive to some readers.

n-NULLO-large570A man who goes by the name of “Gelding” recently opened up about why he decided to cut his penis and testicles off and become a “nullo.” That is, a man who has removed his sex organ.

You can see a NSFW photo of Gelding at the bottom of this story.

“The average person of both sexes will think I’m unbalanced,” Gelding told The Huffington Post in an email. “[That's] their laymen’s knee-jerk reaction.”

Before he was able to get his penis removed, Gelding said, he had to have several consultations with a doctor.

“In my case, my psychologist took me through a number of long dialogue sessions and a full battery of personality tests to develop a formal profile,” Gelding said. “His finding was that I’d be better off in a ‘whole person’ view after having my penis removed. That was sufficient to sway a urologist to agree to do the procedure. More harm would result in the long term from not doing the procedure than doing it.”

In an interview with Gawker, Gelding explains what people often misunderstand about “nullos” and what the advantages and drawbacks are of joining this club.

On why he decided to have his testicles removed …

I had a baby face in high school, there was one of these bullies and he said “you have a man’s equipment but you’re still a boy” and he squeezed my balls in the shower. He was on the football team, I was on the soccer team showering together and he said “you shouldn’t have such big equipment” so he squeezed my balls and at that point it was just a fantasy for me. So how about getting rid of them for some reason?

On the drawbacks …

One of the most obvious cons is I have to sit to pee, or I have to use one of these female urination devices. It’s an odd funnel shaped device that you can use if there’s only a men’s urinal. Also, sometimes I get urinary tract infections. There’s a shorter path to the bladder through what I’ve got now. So I’ve got to be very careful and keep it clean.

On the benefits …

… my mood has improved dramatically since going nullo. I don’t miss the baggage. I don’t miss the fact that I get into sex with a guy, he expects me to perform in some ways, now he doesn’t have that expectation. In fact, quite a few guys find it very arousing that they don’t have to have that distraction.

Read the entire interview here.

SF Weekly previously described Gelding as a “legendary figure in the eunuch subculture, where he acts as a kind of den mother for the genitally obsessed, someone to whom a man can turn when he decides the cojones need to go.” This was back in 2000, before Gelding had his penis removed in 2011.

As for why he did that, Gelding told Gawker it was ultimately sparked by a sports injury, but that he had thought about having it cut off before.

“For whatever reason I was always embarrassed by the size of what I had. It didn’t fit my personality.”

Gelding has also worked as a “cutter,” someone who castrates men looking to part with their testicles.

“One of the reasons why I am doing this is to help other guys avoid the problems,” Gelding told SF Weekly. “In that respect it is humanitarian. In another respect I will admit to a certain amount of sexual excitement from the whole idea.”

Others have opined on the positives of voluntary castration. In his book, “Castration: The Advantages and Disadvantages,” author Victor Cheney asserts that the surgery can increase life expectancy by thirteen years and improve the immune system.

Cheney, according to the book’s Amazon product description, is a retired U.S. Air Force Lieutenant Colonel who spent 25 years researching the surgery and had it done on himself after he contracted prostate cancer.

Below is an NSFW image of Gelding in his modified birthday suit:





Once again we remind you; when your drug deal goes bad don’t call the police


State troopers arrested four men in Wilton and Queensbury Saturday for marijuana possession, though they originally responded to a call making a different accusation.

Police said they got an anonymous call Saturday afternoon that an occupant of a car heading north on the Northway in Wilton was pointing a handgun at passing cars. Troopers found the car in Lake George shortly afterward, but no handgun.

Instead, occupants Stephen Ales, 28, and Michael Lilledahl, 44, both of Plattsburgh, were carrying about 1 1/2 pounds of marijuana they’d just stolen from a Wilton resident, police said. The two men allegedly arranged to buy the pot in Wilton, but fled before paying.

Police said they think the report that the two were menacing other drivers was made in retaliation for the theft.

Further investigation led police to a home at Timbira Drive in Wilton, where Jason Strainer, 32, and Peter Avramis, 28, were found with more than a pound of marijuana, troopers said.

Troopers said all four men were charged with felony criminal possession of marijuana; Strainer was also charged with felony criminal sale of marijuana. After their arraignments, Ales ($5,000 bail) and Lilledahl (no bail) were sent to Warren County Jail; Strainer ($20,000 bail) and Avramis ($15,000 bail) to Saratoga County Jail.

After being dumped, a man advertises for a new girlfriend. On Ebay


When romantic Jake Dodridge booked a £650 break for himself and his girlfriend, he envisaged the trip as a nice way to break the winter blues.

But he was left heartbroken after long-term partner broke up with him just weeks before the trip was due to start. To make matters worse, refused to give him an 11th-hour refund.

However, to stop the booking going to waste he is now advertising his girlfriend’s place on eBay, with bids starting at just 99p.


Mr Dodridge said he was forced to advertise the place on eBay, with bids starting at just 99p, because refused to give him an 11th-hour refund

The package includes flights and a stay at a four-star hotel, but Mr Dodridge is asking for any women to supply a photograph before he agrees to go with them.

In his online advert, the 21-year-old IT technician also states that only women between the ages of 18 and 30 can bid.

Mr Dodridge, from Newbury, Berkshire, said: ‘This isn’t something I would normally do, but when life gives you lemons you have to make lemonade.

‘I was upset when my girlfriend dumped me, but looking back it was the right thing to do. It just wasn’t meant to be.

‘But what is the point of wasting a perfectly good holiday? I want someone fun to come with me, who is up for a laugh.

‘I will obviously get their number before we go so I can chat to them and see if we get on.

‘It’s not about making money, I just want someone to go with so the holiday will go to the highest bidder. It will be a great first date.’

Ladies of Manure Calendar to Showcase the Sexy Side of Poop




Unless you’re one of few people who didn’t recoil in horror at Two Girls, One Cup, it’s likely you don’t find poop particularly sexy.

But the folks at Miami’s Fertile Earth Foundation are working to show the public that “waste” has a purpose, and embracing its awesomeness can help save the planet.

Starring 12 super-sexy, eco-conscious ladies slathered in South Floridian shit, the 2015 Ladies of Manure calendar is coming soon — assuming they can raise $10K by Halloween.

The group did a similar calendar in 2013 that garnered major buzz. So they’re back at it again to raise funds for their mission: to encourage people to live more sustainable lives, primarily through composting education.

But why, exactly, is poop something to celebrate?


“Poop is awesome because it can be used as resource for many reasons — to provide energy for your stove or light up your light bulb to fertilizing your garden,” says Project Manager Julia Poliadis. “It’s a resource, not waste!”

Manure comes in many incarnations, and they all have their assets. Cow poop is particularly great, says Poliadis.

“Cows are not just adorable, but their poop is pretty darn amazing, too. Cow manure is thankfully pretty abundant, especially in areas that abound with dairy farms,” Poliadis explains. “It allows the soil to hold more water, provides aeration so roots can breathe and slowly releases nutrients back into the ground. Millions of beneficial bacteria make nutrients like nitrogen, which plants cannot directly use, readily available to plants.”

Of course, it has to be properly composted before it’s used in a garden, but there are companies (like Black Kow) that’ll do that for you.

The 2015 features 12 lovely ladies, all volunteers, posing pin-up style with various types of manure — from the aforementioned cow poop, to fish poop, worm poop and more.

“Whether it’s starting their own permaculture business or simply volunteering for composting workshops, all the ladies do their part in spreading the message about composting,” Poliadis says. “Leslie, the wife’s owner of the Earth N Us Farm where the shoot was located, will be featured in this calendar. Also, lead singer Cuci Amador from local band Afrobeta will also be featured in the most revealing shot of the year.”

The calendars will be $25 apiece, but they have to meet their Kickstarter fundraising goal by Halloween in order to have them printed. So, if you want to see some ladies make worm droppings look good, donate to their Kickstarter now.

Man Stops Subway Doors With His Probably Fake Penis Bulge


Anyone who takes the subway has experienced the annoying people who can’t quite squeeze in the car, keeping the doors from closing and the train from leaving.

It’s usually an arm, a leg or perhaps a purse. But it’s likely never a penis bulge or a fake one used for a prank.

Until now.

Watch this man and his probably (hopefully) fake penis bulge board a packed train car and stop the doors from closing with his awkward protrusion.

Dare you not to laugh.

All The Rage: Lifelike Japanese Dolls That Squirt Drink Out Of One Breast When You Squeeze The Other



Check out the latest hit at Japanese parties: $5,000 latex dolls that pour drinks from their nipples when you squeeze their boobs. It looks disturbing. What’s going to be next, Japan? Male and female android fountains wandering around parties serving drinks from their lower naughty bits? But of course.

Warning!!! The following video is NOT safe for work …….