Woman Tries To Hide Stolen Vibrator In Child’s Stroller


This toy ain’t for tots.

n-MISTY-largeMisty Ann Lee, 38, was buzzted after allegedly trying to steal a vibrator from a Spencer’s gift shop in Spartanburg, South Carolina by hiding the sex toy behind her child in a stroller, according toGoUpstate.com.

Lee went into Spencer’s Friday afternoon, stroller in tow, and picked up “a vibrator from the love unit,” according to a police report obtained by The Smoking Gun. The store manager told police that she watched Lee “slide the vibrator behind a young child in the stroller.”

When the manager confronted Lee, Lee allegedly claimed she had no idea what she was talking about, but found herself on shaky ground after the manager pulled the vibrator out of the stroller. Lee left, but returned to the store later, which is when the manager called the cops.

Man Suspected Of Stealing 200 Panties From Mall


r-PANTIES-600x275Authorities are investigating the theft of 200 pairs of panties at an east Georgia shopping mall.

Richmond County sheriff’s officials say a thief stole the panties from Victoria’s Secret in Augusta Mall shortly before noon Saturday.

The Augusta Chronicle  reports that security video shows a male entering the store and stuffing the underwear into a large shopping bag. Authorities say he left without paying for the merchandise, valued at $1,900.

What do supermodels do when they are super-hungry? They shoplift pop-tarts


Somebody buy this girl a decent meal!

pop_tart_model_95533419-e1403770409761A rail-thin runway model was apparently so hungry that she stuffed Pop-Tarts, a cake and even boxes of cake mix into her handbag and pockets at a Harlem Pathmark and then tried to run off, cops said.

Carb-craving catwalker Mary Jean Conniff — a 6-foot-tall blond beauty who wore a stunning cream-colored dress in the Fall 2012 Victor de Souza fashion show — was busted for allegedly stealing the sweets from the supermarket at East 125th Street and Lexington Avenue.

“I don’t want to judge her, but maybe she needed it,” a worker at the store told The Post Wednesday. “Maybe she was hungry and had a sweet tooth.”

According to a criminal complaint, Conniff, 23, a Detroit native who gave cops a Bronx address that appeared to be an office, looked to be planning a feast that was extra heavy on model-poison carbs.

“[A security guard] observed the defendant remove one cake, three boxes of Pop-Tarts, two boxes of cake mix and several other items from a shelf and conceal the items inside the defendant’s purse and pockets,” the complaint said.

Security followed the willowy mannequin outside, recovered the treats and held Conniff until cops arrived at about 4:30 p.m. May 5 and arrested her.

Conniff does not appear to have scored any notable work since the de Souza show. The Argentina-born fashion designer, whose website lists Lady Gaga, Sarah Jessica Parker, Naomi Campbell, Rihanna and other A-listers as his clients, did not return calls for comment on Conniff.

In Manhattan Criminal Court on Wednesday, the starving model wore a demure black jacket and slacks as she quietly agreed to one day of community service. She declined to comment, rolling her eyes at a reporter.

If she stays out of trouble for six months, the petit larceny charge would be reduced to a violation and the case sealed.

Conniff’s lawyer, Thomas Kenniff, called the bust a misunderstanding.

“There was no finding of guilt against my client. There’s no reason to think this was anything more than a misunderstanding. She will go on to live a law-abiding life as she has always done,” he said.

You Are So Dumb: Idiot Burglar Leaves Victim’s Computer Logged Into His Own Facebook Account


facebook-burglar-fail-so-so-hardMeet 26-year old Nicholas Wig. Nicholas broke into the St. Paul, Minnesota home of James Wood and stole his watch, credit cards, money and a cell phone. Plus stripped out of his wet clothes (it had been raining) and took some of Wood’s. OH YEAH — then logged into his own Facebook account and left it open before leaving. Even most grandparents know how to computer better than that. Somehow, this man has managed to not die in 26 years. That is unfathomable to me.

Wood posted to Facebook using Wig’s profile, saying Wig had burglarized his home. He even shared his phone number to see if someone would call with information. Wig texted him later that day.
“I replied you left a few things at my house last night, how can I get them back to you,” Wood said.

Wig agreed to meet with Wood later that night. Wood believes Wig was under the impression he would give him back some of his clothes he had left at his home in exchange for a recycled cell phone Wig had stolen.


Wig was arrested on his way to meet Wood, still wearing the victim’s watch. He faces a maximum sentence of 10 years in prison and $20,000 fines.

6 foot tall man in a red dress and purple glitter lipstick robs bank, uses bicycle for getaway vehicle


1jf3S4.AuSt.9A Lady’s Island bank was robbed by a man wearing women’s clothing and purple glitter lipstick at about 1:30 p.m. on Tuesday, according to a Beaufort County Sheriff’s Office news release.

Employees at Regions Bank, 146 Sea Island Parkway, told deputies that the bank was robbed by a thin-built black male, about 6 feet tall, wearing a red dress, wig, black hat and purple glitter lipstick, the release said.

The suspect stole an undisclosed amount of cash before riding off on a bicycle carrying a large, beach-style bag. Law enforcement is searching for the suspect, and has locked down the surrounding areas, the release said.

Residents are asked to remain in their homes and motorists are asked to avoid the area near the bank, Meridian Road, U.S. 21 and U.S. 802.

The suspect did not brandish a weapon, but is still considered potentially armed and dangerous, the release said.


Robbery Suspect ‘Bets’ That Victim Doesn’t Have A Gun, Ends Up Getting Shot


Robber-Bets-Victim-665x385A robbery suspect in Mississippi might want to give up gambling.

The suspect reportedly approached a man in Jackson asking for a cigarette, but when the man said he didn’t have any cigarettes, the suspect pulled out a gun and made a bet that the man wasn’t armed himself.

Officer Colendula Green recounted what happened next:

“At that time the complainant advised he didn’t [have a cigarette]. As the unknown male proceeded to turn around he turned back towards the complainant advising the complainant ‘I bet you don’t have one of these’, pointing a gun in his direction. At that point the complainant pulled out his weapon and began firing shots.”

The would be robber ended up getting shot and was taken by ambulance to the hospital.

Stories of victims fighting back are always popular, and the story of the ill-advised bet has made the rounds on national news sites.

This isn’t the first incident of a would-be victim turning the tables on a suspect. Earlier this week, a 79-year-old war veteran fought back when a robber pulled a gun in a gas station parking lot.

“He kept saying: ‘ Give it up old man, give it up old man,’” said Marvin Lail. “He was not getting my money.”

Lail also had a gun in his car, but couldn’t reach it at the time, so he fought off the robber instead. An employee of a nearby store saw the struggle and scared off the suspect, who was only able to away with a bit of cash.

Afterward, the Orange County Sheriff’s Office praised the man for his actions.

“Mr. Lail followed his guts, and it worked out for him,” said spokeswoman Jane Watrel. “Each incident is different, and we ask to people to follow their instincts.”

The would-be victim in the Mississippi incident is reportedly doing fine and won’t be charged. The suspect, however, might want to think twice the next time he bets that his victim is unarmed.

Man placed under house arrest for stealing bras in Bra


b6c44973553c99d49066e42150dba9e9bac60bdaf6128aff8b67dfcfa127402bThe 28-year-old, from nearby Pocopaglia, in the province of Cuneo, allegedly had “a house full” of women’s underwear, La Repubblica reported on Wednesday.

He carried out the balcony raids across Bra overnight, the newspaper said.

The man had a previous record of harassment towards a former girlfriend, La Repubblica reported.

This isn’t the first time a bra thief has struck in Italy.

In August last year, 64-year-old Renzo Cavalieri, from Modena, was arrested after stealing 17 bras worth €200 from a supermarket while on holiday in Caorle, Veneto.

The theft came just months since his release from prison after serving a year-long sentence for the same offence.

He told police: “I have no idea why I keep stealing bras”.