Too hot to handle! Mobile brothel catches fire at German motorway rest stop

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article-2605460-1D1FADD400000578-762_634x420A mobile brothel caught fire in a motorway rest stop while the owner was busy conducting business with a lorry driver in his cab.

Police and around 35 fire fighters were called to the scene after the mobile home burst into flames at the lay-by near Horneburg, Germany.

The female brothel owner parked up at the site as it was a convenient spot for her to offer erotic services to clients.

According to the police, these were mainly lorry drivers or car drivers who were travelling along the B73 motorway near the region of Horneburg, southwest of the city of Hamburg in Lower Saxony.

The 32-year-old brothel owner known as ‘Lady Jane’ was fortunately conducting business with a truck driver in his cab when her ‘Love-Mobil’, which had included a bed and various erotic aids, caught fire.

It took 35 fire fighters to put out the blaze – the cause of which is still unknown.

Police spokesman Markus Dietmar said: ‘The cause of the blaze is being investigated. It took 35 firemen to extinguish it after we got the first report at 22:00 hours.

‘By the time they arrived, the mobile erotic wagon was already well on fire and it is a total write-off as a result of the blaze.’

He said that the female owner had estimated the cost of replacing the van at more than £5,000.

Police are appealing for witnesses to get in touch if they noticed anything unusual that might indicate how the blaze started and whether it was arson.

Porn Star Watches Her Sex Scenes For The Very First Time

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Coco Velvett is a strange paradox: She’s a porn star and, until recently, a porn virgin.

The 34-year-old performer has appeared in 103 films since 2008, but she says she never watched any of her sex scenes — not even movies like “Game of Bones: Winter Is Cumming” or “Load Warriors 2.”

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“No one wants to watch themselves have sex,” Velvett told The Huffington Post. “I figure, I was there. I lived it.”

Velvett lost her porn viewing virginity recently when producer Lee Roy Myers invited her to participate in “Look At Me Now,” a new web series at Woodrocket.com that films the reactions of porn performers as they watch themselves have sex.

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“Porn performers like to have sex and they’ve found a way to do it professionally, but that doesn’t mean they like to watch themselves,” Myers told The Huffington Post. “Some may not know how to access the scenes or haven’t requested a DVD.”

Velvett is the only performer filmed for the series who openly admitted being a porn virgin. It looks like she’s not sure what to think.

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“I look awkward … or uncertain,” she says at one point during the webisode. “And I look like I almost threw up just looking at this person’s weiner.”

She told HuffPost that she was most shocked by her own facial expressions.

“Is this what my boyfriend is seeing when we have sex?” she wondered. “These crunchy looks on my face?”

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Myers was thrilled by Velvett’s reaction to her own work.

“It made me feel glad [to see a porn star] coming across so human, especially when they’re paid to be fantasies,” Myers said. “It was an honest and innocent moment.”

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Of course, seeing is believing for Velvett, who has retired from porn work in order to perform as a feature dancer all over the country.

“After seeing this, I’m wondering if my boyfriend and I should make a sex tape to see if that’s really how I look,” she said.

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File this under, ‘No Shit’ … A woman’s sex drive begins to plummet once she is in a secure relationship

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_41430581_couplekiss_203Researchers from Germany found that four years into a relationship, less than half of 30-year-old women wanted regular sex.

Conversely, the team found a man’s libido remained the same regardless of how long he had been in a relationship.

Writing in the journal Human Nature, the scientists said the differences resulted from how humans had evolved.

For men, a good reason their sexual motivation to remain constant would be to guard against being cuckolded by another male
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The researchers from Hamburg-Eppendorf University Hospital interviewed 530 men and women about their relationships.

They found 60% of 30-year-old women wanted sex “often” at the beginning of a relationship, but within four years of the relationship this figure fell to under 50%, and after 20 years it dropped to about 20%.

In contrast, they found the proportion of men wanting regular sex remained at between 60-80%, regardless of how long they had been in a relationship.

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The study also revealed tenderness was important for women in a relationship.

About 90% of women wanted tenderness, regardless of how long they had been in a relationship, but only 25% of men who had been in a relationship for 10 years said they were still seeking tenderness from their partner.

Dr Dietrich Klusmann, lead author of the study and a psychologist from Hamburg-Eppendorf University Hospital, believed the differences were down to human evolution.

He said: “For men, a good reason their sexual motivation to remain constant would be to guard against being cuckolded by another male.”

But women, he said, have evolved to have a high sex drive when they are initially in a relationship in order to form a “pair bond” with their partner.

But, once this bond is sealed a woman’s sexual appetite declines, he added.

He said animal behaviour studies suggest this could be because females may be diverting their sexual interest towards other men, in order to secure the best combinations of genetic material for their offspring.

Or, he said, this could be because limiting sex may boost their partner’s interest in it.

Professor George Fieldman, an evolutionary psychologist from Buckinghamshire Chilterns University College, said: “These findings seem to fit in with anecdotal studies and his explanations seem plausible.

“The rational for why a woman’s sex drive declines may be down to supply and demand. If something is in infinite supply, the perceived value would drop.”

 

Raunchy rice, latex ladies, and squeezable soap dispensers: Taiwan’s first sex-themed restaurant

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This, discerning people of the internet, is “Funny Sex,” a brand new restaurant located in Taiwan’s Kaohsiung City. Featuring phallic food, booby-shaped stew pots, and more wieners than you could shake a sausage at, the joint is already receiving a lot attention online, and America’s CNN has included it on their list of must-see locations in the city.

▼ Before eating, be sure to wash up properly – soap is dispensed via booby at this restaurant

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▼ An inflatable friend joins patrons at their table. Touching is not only permitted but encouraged here

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▼ And here’s one of the dishes! This one actually looks pretty norma–oh, wait, there’s a big rice penis slung across the plate…

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▼ Get your creamy stew from these luscious jugs

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▼ We have to admit, there’s a certain artistry to this dish

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Should that not have given you your fill of saucy shenanigans, here’s the video in full. Enjoy!

Spring break’s latest menace? Horny old men

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Drew Stevens and David Sheaf are standing in the sand, tossing a football back and forth as the hot Fort Lauderdale sun beams down on their naked torsos. All around, 19-year-old girls form gossipy groups, their burns nearly as neon as their DayGlo pink bikinis.

Stevens and Sheaf admire the eye candy. It’s a bit of downtime for the pals who partied the night before with “some college girls from Ohio we met out here on the beach,” says Sheaf.

A pretty typical day in the life of a spring breaker — other than the fact that these two dudes have been too old for spring break for nearly a decade.

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Martina Morroco (left) and Ingrid Bitencor at Las Olas beach in Fort Lauderdale.

Stevens, a 32-year-old owner of a pool company in Hilton Head, SC, and Sheaf, a 28-year-old engineer in Washington, DC, have been revisiting the ghosts of spring breaks past every year since graduating from the University of South Carolina.

Each one is better than the last, they say.

“I have a lot more money now,” says Stevens. “And it makes for a more fun time.”

Come March and April, when most US universities have their midterm vacations, hordes of post-grad professionals in their late 20s, 30s and 40s eschew “grown-up” getaways for spring break hot spots including Miami, Cancun, Puerto Vallarta and — home of the first-ever wet T-shirt contest — Fort Lauderdale.

“The chatter starts in January,” says Joaquin, a 34-year-old Midtown West resident who works in finance and has “spring breaked” multiple times since receiving his bachelor’s degree from Tufts University.

“My friends will start the e-mail chains, ‘All right, what are we doing? Where are we going? Cancun or Miami?’ ” says Joaquin, who asked that his last name not be used for professional reasons, adding, “I’ve never been in a rush to get old.”

Apparently, neither are his NYC cohorts.

For single men in the city, spring break is a chance to relive their college glory days — and to add a notch or two to their Brooks Brothers belts.

“It’s all about the spring break mentality,” according to 31-year-old Justin, who lives in Midtown and also asked that his last name not be used for professional reasons.

“It’s easier to get laid,” he clarifies.

Since graduating from college nine years ago, Justin, who works in sales, has been to Puerto Vallarta, Negril and Miami. After all, while New York has a bounty of beautiful women, spring vultures say there’s nothing like a college girl looking to let off some steam.

“I could run around New York City and bang as many girls as I do on spring break, but it’s not the same feeling,” says Justin. “You’re out in the sun, the all-inclusive thing is great. It’s always a great time. I never come back wondering why I did that.

“When people are on spring break, they’re in a totally different mindset,” he continues. “If there were a bunch of 28-year-olds who went, it’d be great. But they all seem to sour up, lose their bodies and don’t know how to have fun anymore.”

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Steve Schapher (left), 31, and Steve Buckley, 26, enjoy Fort Lauderdale’s spring break scene. Schapher says older guys “bring more to the table.”

The people who do know how to have fun? NYC men who have made a little bit of dough.

Joaquin says when he went on his first proper spring break (while still enrolled in college), he had to ration his funds down to the last dollar.

But when he went to Miami at the age of 31, he and his three friends plopped down thousands for the “911” suite at the W Hotel.

The year before, his prowling pack of seven secured a row of pricey poolside rooms at Miami’s Shore Club.

“We would just leave our sliding door open and have a stocked bar and go from pool to shots, bringing groups of girls back to the rooms,” says Joaquin.

The W suite was equally conducive to wooing the ladies.

After one night of clubbing, the former football player brought home a college sophomore who, he says, was in awe of his sprawling digs.

“She probably has a bunk bed and a roommate and a desk and wooden chair. She was clearly impressed.”

For Joaquin, his age — and experience — has only worked to his advantage while hitting the college vacay circuit.

“My angle was, this is what it is. I’m 10 years older than you, but guess what, I like to drink and party, too. You want to go drink Bud Lights or you want to go drink Champagne?”

Thirty-one-year-old Steve Schapher, who was in Fort Lauderdale and Miami with friends last week on adult spring break, says college girls, such as the ones they met from Kent State, “actually like the older guys.

“[We] bring more to the table,” says Schapher, who works as a cop in Orlando.

Some of Joaquin’s and Schapher’s compatriots, however, find it wiser to chug beer and fit in. “If you tell anyone you’re older than 23 and you’re on spring break, they’re going to say, ‘Oh, you’re a dog,’ ” laments Justin.

Julia Strum certainly would.

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Shauna O’Connor (from left), Megan Quinn, Amanda Johnson and Jessica Smith are on spring break at Las Olas beach in Fort Lauderdale — prime hunting grounds for older men.

The Fort Lauderdale high school student says she and her college-age sister have been hit on mercilessly by spring vultures, including a 30-year-old prancing around in his outdated college paraphernalia.

“It’s perverted,” says Strum. “If you’re hitting on a junior in high school and you’re a 28-year-old, you need to re-evaluate something,” she says.

Others find it less perverted and more, well, baffling.

“I don’t really know how to respond to them, because I don’t have anything in common with them,” says 21-year-old Jemma Losh, a senior at DePauw University in Indiana, who was offered drinks by multiple spring break prowlers while partying in Fort Lauderdale with her college crew last week.

Luckily for wary women, it’s easy to pinpoint opportunistic oldies, says Christopher Bader, who has worked in the spring break industry for 10 years.

“You can always tell a table of older guys when there are tons and tons of sparklers,” says the 31-year-old founder of Wingman, a marketing company that has paired up with spring break travel organizations, referring to the blinged-out bottle service only monied men can afford.

“It creates a spectacle because it costs a lot of money.”

All that flash, though, won’t get you anywhere, says Bader: “I’m of the mentality that if you have to fly down to Mexico to find women, you’re not that good at picking up women in general.”

As NYC-based jet-setter and lady-chaser Justin Ross Lee, 30, explains: “Real men don’t shoot fish in a barrel, they use their lure.”

But those who have spring break fever are going to keep on chasing the dream. “When I went to Negril, Jamaica, yeah, people were asking us why we were there. Because there’s no reason to be there,” admits the earlier Justin from Midtown. “But there were ‘Girls Gone Wild’ wet T-shirt contests. It was freakin’ awesome.

“I got to tell you something. I would probably keep going for as long as I can physically pass. And I keep in really good shape.”

Couple Doomed to Bad Sex Life Awarded $28K

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n-BAD-SEX-mediumIt’s not your everyday court decision: An Italian couple has been awarded $28,000 in relation to their bad sex life. But the case isn’t quite as crazy as that might seem.

Some two years ago, the female half of the couple was hit by a car while crossing the street; the injuries she sustained initially left her bedridden for three months, reports Italy’s La Nazione, and have permanently damaged their ability to have a sex life on par with what they previously enjoyed.

And there are also other limitations for the two, who say they can’t ride bikes or travel together.

The Localaged couple, they wouldn’t be having an active sex life anyway.

“You cannot consider age in the couple’s relationship—whether in sexual, social, or leisure terms,” said the Tuscan judge per La Nazione, which reports the husband now has to handle all the cooking, cleaning, and chores.

Why You Should Consider Condoms Even with Your Sex Toys

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fruai4u6u85gxzkc43z8So you know the safe and discreet ways to shop for sex toys, but once you have them, caring for them and using them safely is a new challenge. Some chemicals often used in them can be harmful, and keeping them clean can be difficult. There’s an easy solution: Use a condom with your toys.

This isn’t a new idea by any means, especially to people who share toys or use them together, but it’s a good safety reminder since concerns have arisen over phthalates, a compound added to plastics to make them flexible and bendable—something we mentioned in our guide to shopping for sex toys. Similarly, porous toys, even if they’re phthalate-free, can lead to cleaning problems. Even if you wash them after every use (which you should!) bacteria and moisture can check in to those pores and never check out.

The solution to both of these problems is to wrap those toys up before you use them. Says US News:

But don’t worry: Assuming you go for a phthalate-free toy, there’s no need to skip on porous pleasures. There’s a workaround to ensure good, clean fun with these types of toys: “If you cover the toy with a condom, you know you will have a nice, clean surface every time you use it,” Glickman says.

Glickman points out that soft, jelly-like toys are often less expensive than those made of silicone – the nonporous, sanitizable favorite. So if you’re new to The World of Vibrators and Dildos and feel uneasy investing in a silicone toy, save money by trying a plastic toy with a condom first. “If you decide it really isn’t for you, then you’ve only spent $30 instead of $80,” he says. “If you decide you really like it, you have the option of purchasing a body-safe silicone product later.”

The US News piece also covers some other sex toy safety tips, like making sure you buy from trusted manufacturers, share with care, and of course, keep your toys clean and dry after every use. Hit the link below to read more.

Pair plead not guilty to plane sex charges

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B97300505Z_120140401195354000GE356S10_11A man and woman will stand trial next January on charges of engaging in a sexual act in their seats on an Air Canada flight to Halifax.

Lawyers entered not guilty pleas Tuesday in Dartmouth provincial court for Jason George Chase, 39, of Halifax and Alicia Elizabeth Lander, 25, of West Porters Lake, who were not present.

Chase and Lander are both charged with committing an indecent act in public during a Jan. 24 flight from Toronto.

After RCMP were called to the arrivals area at Halifax Stanfield International Airport, Lander allegedly became verbally abusive and kicked an officer. She faces additional charges of causing a disturbance, assaulting a police officer and property mischief.

Judge Tim Gabriel scheduled the trial for the morning of Jan. 21, 2015.

Earlier dates were offered for the trial, but one of the defence lawyers wasn’t available in June.

RCMP won’t reveal the exact nature of the alleged sex act but have said it wasn’t intercourse. Nor will they confirm whether Chase and Lander were in a relationship or had just met.

Sources say Chase’s spouse was waiting for him at the airport.

Mark Gardiner, Chase’s lawyer, blew past reporters without commenting after Tuesday’s court proceeding.

Lyle Howe, who represents Lander, said he doesn’t think a half-day is enough time for the trial.

“I don’t anticipate being able to get through the whole Crown’s case, get through the defence case and do closing submissions in half a day, and I indicated that on the record,” Howe said.

Howe said it’s too early to say if he will call evidence on behalf of Lander.

“There are further discussions that have to be had between me and my client before we can decide exactly how we’re going to proceed,” he said.

“With criminal cases, often times they don’t go to trial. That sometimes has to do with discussions between Crown counsel and defence counsel, and it sometimes has to do with weaknesses in the Crown’s case or decisions on the part of defence or their client.

“Just because a matter is set for trial doesn’t necessarily mean it’s going to go to trial, but that’s not speaking of this particular matter. That’s just a generality.”

Howe wouldn’t talk about how Lander is dealing with the high-profile charges. Nor would he say whether his client is in contact with Chase.

“I can tell you that she’s in touch with me,” he said. “We’re discussing the matter to make sure we move it forward in the most appropriate fashion.”

Boy caught having sex with a goat that was bleating in pleasure

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A 17-YEAR-OLD herd boy from Bulilima was arrested after he took his relationship with his herd to a shocking level. He was caught quenching his sexual appetite on his employer’s female goat.

sex-with-goatThe juvenile who is from Ntaisi Village is employed by Sehlule Ncube, who is also from the area. Ncube heard her goats screaming in the middle of the night after the juvenile had penned them. She went to inquire and found her employee who is also her neighbour in action, busy like a rabbit, playing the ‘hide my sausage’ game with a goat.

The juvenile’s aunt who identified herself as MaMoyo said she was shocked to see her nephew arrive at home escorted by her employer around 8pm on Tuesday last week.

“Ncube came to report that she caught my nephew having sex with one of her goats. I did not even know that he had left the house as it was past his time of knocking off from work. When we questioned him together with Ncube as to why he did this disgusting act he told us that his girlfriend was always turning down his request to have sexual intercourse with her,” said MaMoyo.

Matabeleland South provincial police spokesperson Assistant Inspector Christopher Ngwenya confirmed the incident.

“I can confirm that a male juvenile was arrested after being caught having sex with a goat in Ndiweni area, Bulilima District. He is in police custody and is expected to appear in court,” said Asst Insp Ngwenya.

After-Sex Selfies Are All The Rage On Instagram, Talk About Over-Sharing

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There are two types of people in this world: those who roll over and fall asleep straight after sex and those who get their iPhones out ready to capture theie post-coital bliss and broadcast it on social media.

Yes ladies and gentlemen, we give you the epitome of over-sharing: the #aftersex selfie.

While some of the images involve a couple moments after bumpin’ and grindin’ (or whatever the kids call it nowadays), many seem are parodying the hashtag by uploading a picture of their hand – pssst, they’re talking about masturbation.

So without further ado, let’s share these very-intimate-and-should-probably-remain-private moments with complete strangers. It’s what they would’ve wanted…

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