GAGA VIBRATOR: It’s A Sex Toy … And A Camera

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n-GAGA-SEX-TOY-largeIt’s not unusual for people to be filmed using sex toys.

It is, however, unusual for them to be filming their innards with the sex toy.

That’s the premise behind the “Gaga,” a vibrator that comes with a camera lens and a light so users will be able to see inside whatever orifice the device is being inserted into.

The Gaga was recently introduced into the world by Svakom, a China-based tech company.

The company claims in its strange YouTube commercial that the Gaga is designed for women’s healthcare. That makes sense, since only a trained medical expert might be able recognize the various body parts the camera is exploring.

The $180 cost might seem steep for what is basically a vibrating “vag-cam,” but that also includes a USB charger cable for your laptop, so the insightful shots of you or your partner’s nether regions can be downloaded to your monitor. A wireless app also allows the camera to be controlled remotely, according to the Daily Dot.

As bizarre as the Gaga may seem, it’s not the only bizarre sex toy that has aroused attention in recent memory.

Masturbatory aid purveyor Fleshlight has released the Launchpad, an iPad case that allows a man to attach his Fleshlight directly to an iPad, so that he can simulate sex with whomever — or whatever — is on the screen.

Man Left Kids In Hot Car To Have Sex With Woman Behind Apartment

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The father of one-year-old twin girls was charged with two counts of felony child endangerment and indecent exposure after police found his babies alone in a car parked in a driveway, with the windows down, outside a Prince George County duplex.

Juan-MunfordThe father, 27-year-old Juan Munford, was about 30 feet away from the car. He was having sex with a woman behind the building, police said.

“We went around to the back of the duplex and discovered a male and a female engaging in sexual intercourse,” Prince George Police Capt. Brian Kei said. “At that point they [police] made contact with the individual who identified himself as the father of the two twins.”

Police charged the woman with incident exposure. She was released on scene.

The children were taken to Southside Regional Medical Center as a precaution and placed in the custody of child protective services.

Neighbors along the 7900 block of Bull Hill Rd. called police after hearing the children’s cries Friday morning.

“Not only your own kids, but look out for any kid in the neighborhood,” Capt. Kei said.

Munford will spend the weekend in jail before an initial court hearing next week.

If you are dissatisfied with the amount of ejaculate your partner produces, shooting him in the stomach will not improve the situation

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dcxszlxgehfuwqmvyqyjIf you feel that something is lacking in your sex life, the normal thing to do would be to talk to your partner about it and see what’s going on, and address it somehow. But I guess that’s not everyone’s style.

A woman in Southfield, Michigan, became so upset with her lover of 15 years after having some disappointing sex, she accused him of cheating on her, brandished a gun, and shot the man in the stomach. The reason? He didn’t ejaculate enough. UM. WHAT.

Prosecutors are appealing a decision to release 58-year-old Sadie Bell (who was sentenced 20 months to 10 years) on $10,000 bond while she appeals conviction, but as of Thursday she had not posted. According to Chief Assistant Prosecutor Paul Walton, it really did come down to the man, who survived, not…cumming enough. Via Opposing Views:

“She was upset with him,” Walton continued, “after a sexual act that she felt he wasn’t performing adequately and accused him of then having an affair, and then took out a gun and shot him.”

Walton explained that Bell “knew he was having an affair because he wasn’t producing enough ejaculate.”

Walton also noted that in her explanation to the police, Bell included some “very graphic” details, including “she liked sex, she expected him to be able to do what he’s promised; and she said, in essence, to quote her, she was pissed off, so she shot him.”

I think admitting you “like sex” is not exactly graphic, but also JESUS H. MACY IT’S CALLED COMMUNICATING. What the hell happened to using your words?! If someone doesn’t get the job done, how can you expect them to improve their game and maybe haphazardly “explore new terrain” by doing shit that involves ice cubes with a bullet lodged in their pancreas!?

ALSO, ALSO, WHY!? At the end of the day, it’s still violence over sex, and it’s horrific.

‘You’ve still got your socks on’: Husband’s last words before dying of heart condition during sex

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Mark-and-Lucie-enjoying-each-others-company-on-the-beachA young mother has written a moving account of how her husband died as they made love – uttering his final words ‘You’ve still got your socks on’.

Lucie Brownlee found herself widowed at 36 following Mark Johnston’s sudden death.

The pair had been trying for a baby and were making love at what was judged to be the best possible time to conceive.

But the Government intelligence analyst suffered a catastrophic arrhythmia – an abnormality in the heartbeat – and could not be revived.

Lucie first wrote a blog, then a book about the intensely personal journey which helped her cope with her own grief – and helped others who have lost loved ones.

She told how Mark’s last words were: “You’ve still got your socks on” and explains her feelings since with searing honesty.

Lucie, 38, who has a six-year-old daughter by him, said: “I was just at a complete loss as to what to do after Mark died and I started the blog and then the book as a way of handling it.

“I had to be completely candid. I was watching the programme ‘One Born Every Minute’ on TV and thought that was the most intimate moment of someone’s life to show on telly.

“But nobody speaks about death and I just felt it was so traumatic and so completely shocking that I had to tell it all, exactly as it happened.

“It almost removes a bit of the power of death. I understand that some people feel such things should be private and I also respect that.

“But I have been very, very candid about it and the lovely thing is that I have had other widows and widowers read it, and tell me ‘thanks for being so honest’.”

A lecturer as well as an author, Lucie, who lives near Sedgefield, Co Durham, went through months of being unable to work after Mark’s death, but then used her writing to give voice to her feelings.

Mark, who worked at GCHQ and was just 37 when he died, had collapsed four years prior to his death. Medics discovered that his aorta had ruptured. But he was believed to be fit and healthy after an op.

On the day of his death, they had been making love at Lucie’s mother’s house.

Lucie recalled: “It wasn’t ideal but we didn’t want to miss out on the window to conceive. We had only just started making love when he collapsed.

“His last words to me were, ‘you’ve still got your socks on’. I thought he’d collapsed with his heart, but it didn’t cross my mind that he wouldn’t wake up.

“I don’t think you can ever reconcile that – you cannot accept it because it is unacceptable.

“The person I was before 8.14 on the evening of February 11, 2012 is completely different to the person I was after 8.15.

“I have become stronger and done things I never thought I would be able to do, and yet been as fragile as sponge sugar.

“A new person emerges, and this is what I mean about writing about the most intimate things – it is not that I don’t care what people think, it is just there are no rules on what you need to get through.”

Lucie admits she ‘drank like a fish’ and embarked upon a ‘completely inappropriate’ affair in the wake of Mark’s death.

She added: “I had a fling with a plumber who had come round to do some work on my house.

“It was completely inappropriate, and my friends and family were worried that I wasn’t coping in the right way.

“But there is no appropriate way to deal with grief. Mine has been chaotic and unruly. There are no rules.”

Lucie started writing a blog in April last year and has just published “Me After You”. She added: “Once I did write again, it was lovely, because it was as though I was spending time with Mark every single day.

“He was such a positive person, so friendly and so loving.

“He was a one off in every possible way, including the way he died.”

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North Carolina police today arrested 19-year-old twin sisters on prostitution charges after they allegedly advertised their services online.

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Katelyn and Sarah Lothrop were nabbed early this morning by Raleigh Police Department officers. The siblings are pictured in the above mug shots.

The sisters were each charged with aiding and abetting prostitution. Sarah (seen above at right) was also charged with failing to appear in court in connection with a 2013 misdemeanor case. Sarah is locked up in lieu of $8000 bond, while Katelyn is being held on $4000 bond.

lewis1A third defendant, Michael Lewis, was also arrested and charged with aiding and abetting prostitution. According to a police report,the 27-year-old Lewis (seen at right) and the Lothrop twins were arrested at an address that corresponds with a La Quinta Inn & Suites adjacent to the Crabtree Valley Mall.

In a June 13 Facebook post, Katelyn told a male acquaintance that she and her sister were working to “get our shit together” and “trying to turn our live around and better our selves.” The message, which referred to prior drug use, concluded, “we bout to start workin makeing honest money.”

In a Backpage.com ad posted last night, the Lothrops–calling themselves “Kerri” and “Krystal”–sought “Fellaz” in “need of two sexy young twins with excellent talent.” Noting that, “We have a perfect body with the softest skin,” the ad offered to “make your dreams come true & then some.” The online pitch–headlined “Hot and sexy beautiful fun Twins”–included four photos of the underwear-clad women posing in a bathroom mirror. In one shot, seen below, Sarah’s face is not obscured.

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Delaware Duo Arrested For Having Sex On The Roof Of A Chipotle

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A couple was arrested Saturday night after cops spotted them having sex on the roof of a Chipotle restaurant in Delaware.

NEWARK POLICE DEPARTMENTAccording to Newark Police officials, cops responded to the eatery around 9:40 PM after receiving multiple witness reports about “two people engaging in sexual intercourse on the roof above Chipotle.”

After arriving on the scene, an officer “clearly observed the two defendants engaging in sexual intercourse on the roof at the very front of the Chipotle building,” according to police. Though the cop directed the duo to cease copulating, they “continued for approximately 15-20 seconds before stopping.”

When the patrolman announced that the pair was under arrest, they fled from the roof and ran to a nearby apartment, where they were later apprehended. Michael Suh, 38, and Nicole Germack, 27, were each charged with lewdness, resisting arrest, indecent exposure, conspiracy, and loitering. Seen in the above mug shots, the defendants were each released from custody on $1800 bond.

It is unclear why the pair–both of whom live in Newark–decided to have sex on the Chipotle roof. Though Suh lives next door to the Mexican restaurant and his apartment windows may look out onto the fast food joint’s roof.

Baseball Coach Michael & His Wife Blair Had Sex With Young Teen Player

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2n8be6xA pair of Mississippi high school softball coaches who are husband and wife allegedly had sex with a 15-year-old student, including at least once in the press box on school grounds, prosecutors say.

Cops charged Michael Porter, 27, the onetime softball coach at Ridgeland High School, and his 26-year-old wife Blair Porter, a former assistant softball coach at Ridgeland and teacher at Old Towne Middle School, each with a count of sexual battery of a child, WLBT-TV reported.

The allegedly deviant couple were busted after the teen’s mother learned the Porters were in touch with the girl, a player on the softball team, in a way that “went well beyond that of a teacher student relationship,” according to a police document.

2i766itThe mom was worried the sexual relationships may have begun when the girl was in middle school, according to the news station.

Cops searched text messages sent between the couple and student and found naked pictures and dirty language, according to police. When confronted by cops, the girl admitted to having sex with the couple, once at their Brandon home and another time in the press box at Ridgeland High School, documents show.

The couple both had oral sex with the girl, documents show.

The Porters were arrested Friday; Michael was released on $25,000 while his wife was let go on $5,000 bond.

Both have been fired from their jobs in the school district. Each faces up to 30 years in prison on the charge.

Naked couple caught having sex on a busy sidewalk under a cross outside an Oklahoma City church

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If God’s your thing, you might want to do the sign of the cross before you read this. Police say a naked man and woman were discovered having sex on the sidewalk in front of an Oklahoma City church Wednesday night.  Page Pals, 52, and Reginald Haney, 52, engaged in the carnal act around 6pm right in front of a cross on an outside wall of St. Luke’s United Methodist Church.  Police said the street fornication was in full view of busy car and pedestrian traffic.

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The naked couple reeked of alcohol and as police told the lovers to get dressed they wobbled and had slurred speech.

They were both charged with engaging in an act of lewdness, indecent exposure, and public drunkenness.

New research shows that apples can boost a woman’s sex drive

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Woman-eating-an-appleApples can improve levels of sexual arousal in women, experts have discovered.

A study, published in the Archives of Gynecology and Obstetrics, looked at the sex lives of 731 Italian women and found those who ate between one and two apples a day had better sex lives.

The women, aged 18 to 43, were separated into two sections – one group who never ate apples and another that munched between one and two apples a day.

Researchers asked the women – with no other sexual problems – to complete a Female Sexual Function Index (FSFI) questionnaire measuring sexual function, sexual frequency, orgasm, lubrication and overall sexual satisfaction.

The results showed “daily apple use is associated with higher FSFI scores in sexually active female patients, thus increasing their lubrication and overall sexual function.”

One reason researchers pointed to, according to the Huffington Post, was that apples contain polyphenols and antioxidants – like red wine and chocolate – which can stimulate blood flow to the genitalia and vagina, boosting arousal.

Apples are also high in phloridzin, which is structurally similar to the female sex hormone estradiol, which plays a huge role in vaginal lubrication and female sexuality.

So there we go ladies, an apple a day won’t just keep the doctor away after all.