Christian decapitates friend because he practiced “witchcraft.”

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A deeply Christian college student in Oklahoma allegedly nearly decapitated the son of a state trooper with a sword because the victim practiced witchcraft, police say.

1414702807785_wps_10_Stillwater_man_killed_in_Isaiah Marin of Stillwater was charged Thursday with first-degree murder in the attack that killed 19-year-old Jacob Andrew Crockett a day earlier.

The two had been playing cards with a third pal, Marin’s brother, when Marin removed the ‘large black sword’ from its sheath and began swinging it around, court records obtained by MailOnline show.

‘I would never cut you, bro,’ Marin assured his brother when asked to be careful.

Moments later, the brother told police, he heard ‘the sound of someone getting stabbed.’

He looked up and saw blood gushing out of Crockett’s chest.

Crockett, the son of an Oklahoma Highway Patrol trooper, suffered several stab wounds and had his head ‘mostly severed’ from his body. Cops found him lying in a pool of blood.

Marin ran from the scene, sword in hands, and called police from a restaurant parking lot.

‘I murdered someone,’ he told the dispatcher, according to court records. ‘I hacked them to death with a machete.’

He then began ‘rambling’ about sacrificing and magic.

Police found him fleeing down the street, leaving behind a trail of blood, the sword still in his hands.

A student at Northern Oklahoma College, Marin was described as a ‘heavy drug user’ and ‘religious zealot,’ court records show.

Groom Drops Bride In Failed Attempt To Sweep Her Off Her Feet

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This groom really wanted to sweep his bride off her feet, but gravity had other plans.

Things went south fast when newlywed Chad Kannard attempted to carry his bride, Julia Magdaleno, to their wedding reception on Oct. 11. Halfway up the sidewalk, the “worst thing possible” happened: he tripped and fell.

Although both bride and groom hit concrete, neither was seriously harmed. They both suffered just minor cuts, and Magdaleno was a only bit sore the next day, according to ABC News.

In fact, Magdaleno told ABC she thought the incident was hilarious.

“I was like ‘Go figure,’” Magdaleno said. “I’m so type A where I need to, like, make sure everything’s planned out and this one moment where I just let it go, what you think would be the worst thing possible happ

Grandfather Shoots Home Invaders Jamar Hawkins & Buddys, There To Gang Rape Granddaughter

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On Monday night, in Lumberton, N.C. a homeowner’s worst nightmare came true. According to the Robeson Sheriff’s Office, an innocent knock at the door turned into a gun battle with one dead.

2d82lpwCarolina Live, citing the Roberson Sheriff’s Office, said around 10 p.m. an unknown man knocked on the door of a home along Yedda Road. The man reportedly told the homeowner his car was having mechanical problems, and he needed water.

Just as this was happening, according to Carolina Live, two other men, dressed in black with ski masks and gloves busted through the door and made their way inside. Once the suspects made their way in, it was soon apparent they weren’t just there for money.

According to News 2, after the suspects led the 67-year-old and his wife back to a safe, they also attempted to gang rape the homeowner’s 19-year-old granddaughter.

The grandfather, knowing he was in the fight of his life to save his granddaughter, managed to get one of his own guns and according to News 2 began to fire at the suspects. During an intense gun battle, the grandfather was reportedly hit multiple times – and so were the suspects. The granddaughter managed to escape the clutch of the men.

The gunmen, according to the report, fled in the homeowner’s Cadillac.

Two other suspects showed up later to a local hospital in Dillon after their gunshot wound became too much for them to deal with. The hospital, according to reports, notified the sheriff’s office.

As for the 67-year-old victim, he was airlifted and had to have surgery. News 2 said a relative, Sherri Bridgeman, updated followers on her Facebook page about the victim’s condition saying, “He is out of surgery but is still critical in ICU!! Thanks everyone for all your prayers just keep them coming!!! But the intruders have been caught!!!”

The other two suspects were taken by helicopter to another location where they had to have emergency surgery as well. News 2 said they have been identified as Jamar Hawkins, 17, and Brandon Carver Stephens, 28 (pictured above). According to Major Anthony Thompson, of Robeson County Sheriff’s Office, the two suspects were booked in the Florence County Detention Center as of Thursday night.

Information gathered by investigators led them to the stolen car where they found 20-year-old Jamie Lee Faison. He reportedly died from his injuries.

It’s possible the men have allegedly committed other robberies in the area. If you know anything about these suspects, please contact Robeson Sheriff’s Office.

Man Allegedly Wanders Drunk To Wrong Home, Gets In Bed With Stranger

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A Connecticut man was arrested after police say he wandered into the wrong home drunk and got in bed with a stranger, who woke up startled and called 911.

Police say the incident happened early Saturday morning at an apartment complex in Clinton. Officers say 26-year-old Tyler Sullivan of Haddam told officers he thought he was at his mother’s apartment, which is in the same complex.

A man in the home said he told Sullivan to leave, but Sullivan refused. Police say Sullivan was still there when officers arrived.

Sullivan was charged with trespassing and disorderly conduct. He was released on $1,000 bail and ordered to appear in Middletown Superior Court on Nov. 4.

It’s not clear if Sullivan has a lawyer. A phone listing for him couldn’t be found.

Because It’s Halloween: Your Own Head In A Jar Prank

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Print out a life-size picture of your smashed face, laminate it, and put it in a jar with food coloring. Then set it in the fridge or on a counter and wait for the screams. It works best if you haven’t been seen or answered your phone for a couple days and your girlfriend/boyfriend really thinks you’ve gone missing. Then you can jump out of the closet and yell, “SURPRISE, I’M NOT REALLY DEAD!”

Lawsuit: Clowns With Sex Toys Attacked Family

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Two men dressed as clowns and armed with purple sex toys allegedly accosted an Illinois woman and her teenage daughter as they attempted to buy tickets to a haunted house, according to a lawsuit.

massacrehauntedhouseIn a Circuit Court complaint filed yesterday, Regina Janito, 38, claimed that she and her child, a high school student, were confronted by the pair on October 11 as they approached the Massacre Haunted House in Montgomery, a village about 45 miles from Chicago.

The Janitos, who were accompanied by three other children, were allegedly attackedby haunted house worker Robert Keller, 23, and another man, both of whom were “dressed in clown costumes.” Keller was “holding a vibrating, purple sex toy”  and the other clown was holding a teddy bear with a vibrator attached to the stuffed animal’s “groin area.”

As Janito sought to reach the ticket window around 7:45 PM, the two clowns allegedly surrounded her daughter. Keller, according to the lawsuit, “began to violently poke the Minor in various parts of her body, including her buttocks.” The other clown “inserted the Teddy Bear Vibrator into his own mouth and began simulating oral sex.”

The complaint accuses Keller of yelling “Do you want some more?” and “You know you like it in the butt!” at the girl. When Janito sought to intercede, Keller waved the purple vibrator in her face “in a threatening manner.” While doing this, he commented, “You like this!,” the complaint charges.

robertkellerfrontJanito and the children returned to their vehicle and left the area. Janito subsequently called police, who later arrested Keller for battery and disorderly conduct. As seen above, Keller, a haunted house volunteer, posed for a mug shot wearing a white t-shirt with fake blood and bloody handprints.

Janito’s October 21 lawsuit names Keller, the haunted house, and the second clown (identified as “John Doe”) as defendants. The clowns are accused of sexual battery, assault, and infliction of emotional distress. The haunted house is charged with negligence for allowing “Keller and John Doe to attack Janito and the Minor with sex toys.”

The lawsuit seeks in excess of $50,000 in damages for each of the complaint’s six counts, as well as unspecified punitive damages.

Man Has Live Moth Removed From Ear (VIDEO) (WARNING: Graphic Language)

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Having a live moth stuck in your ear can really bug you.

It’s even worse when, in the process of removing the critter, you discover you also have a tick stuck inside as well.

That’s the dilemma facing a man named Mikey, who was filmed through the excruciating ordeal of having the moth taken out of his ear.

As one of the people in the video puts it: “Oh my god where have you been?”

After a cringe-inducing four minutes, the moth was finally removed.

WARNING: The video contains graphic language, but if someone was sticking tweezers in your ear while trying to grab a live moth, you might not be able to avoid cursing either.