Wait, What?: Armpit Fire Leads To Car Crash, Three Injured


A teenager crashed his SUV Sunday morning after a passenger used a lighter to set his armpit hair on fire, according to the Ada County Sheriff’s Office.

The crash happened at 5:30 a.m. on Columbia Road between Meridian and Linder roads. Eighteen-year-old Tristan Myers was driving when his front-seat passenger, a 16-year-old boy, set Myers’ armpit hair on fire. The driver lost control of the Ford Bronco, rolling the vehicle.

Two girls in the backseat, ages 15 and 16, were thrown from the vehicle. Myers, his front-seat passenger, and a 17-year-old boy remained in the vehicle. None of the teens were wearing seatbelts, deputies say.

Three of the teenagers were taken to a local hospital with non-life threatening injuries. Myers first said he had swerved to avoid an animal in the road, but the truth emerged after deputies talked to all the teens.

Myers, who deputies say was speeding and driving erratically before the crash, was cited for inattentive driving. The lighter-wielding passenger was ticketed for interfering with the driver’s safe operation of a vehicle.

Things Not To Say (Or Admit) To A Law Enforcement Agent (#10)


While seated in a police cruiser following his arrest for drunk driving, a Tennessee man warned a cop, “I am going to join ISIS and when I do, you will be the first person I kill.”

marcodominguezMarco Antonio Dominguez, 24, was collared early today by a Metropolitan Nashville Police Department officer who noticed that his “vehicle was smoking and his windshield was smashed in.”

Dominguez, who was standing next to the car at a gas station, had “vomit all over the front of his pants” and appeared intoxicated, according to a criminal complaint.

After being busted for DUI, a handcuffed Dominguez mentioned his purported desire to join the Islamic State of Iraq and Syria terrorist organization. He later threatened, “Why don’t you take these handcuffs off and [I’ll] show you what I am made of.”

Pictured in the above mug shot, Dominguez was charged with drunk driving, assault, driving without a license, and leaving the scene of an accident. Cops believe that his car was damaged when he struck a sign on a nearby interstate.

Dominguez, who is locked up on $20,000 bond.

Man steals banana, pretends it’s a gun, robs clerk


Police are searching for a suspect who was caught on camera using a hidden banana to rob a grocery store in West Philadelphia Tuesday morning.

The robbery happened around 9:15 a.m. inside the Tejada Grocery store located on the 3800 block of Poplar Street.

Police say the suspect spotted a bunch of bananas while waiting in line, grabbed one and stuffed it into his sweatshirt pocket.

He then approached the counter, acting as if the banana was a gun and demanded money and cigarettes.

After getting away with an undetermined amount of cash, he fled the scene on a bicycle and was last seen on 40th Street towards Wyalusing Avenue.

The suspect is described as a black male, 5’9-5’11 tall, 140 lbs. with a thin build. He was wearing a tan hooded sweatshirt with “Pacific Coast Hollister 19″ on the front in red lettering and black pants.

Anyone with information is asked to contact Philadelphia Police at 215.686.TIPS (8477) or text a tip to PPD TIP (773847).

You can also submit an anonymous tip online through the Philadelphia Police website.

Michael Wilson Jr. Charged With Murder After Human Head Falls Out Of Trash Bag


A Memphis man who went to police after he saw a severed head in man’s backyard says it’s an image he can’t forget.

Michael-Wilson-JrSaturday, police found the severed head and a body at a home in the 3800 block of Dunn Avenue and arrested the man who lives there.

Michael Wilson, Jr., is now facing charges of second-degree murder and abuse of a corpse.

Lacedric Ruffin said he went to Wilson’s home on Dunn to pick up some scrap metal Wilson said he could have.

While he was loading items on to his truck, he noticed Wilson pull a large black bag out of a garbage can and try to place it in a metal bucket.

Ruffin said the bag started ripping, and a head fell out of it.

“I’m like, man, what the hell you got going on, bro? He said something like he didn’t mean to kill him. I said, kill who brother? I don’t want to know who that is, I don’t want to know. You don’t got to tell me,” Ruffin said.

He said Wilson told him there were also two hands inside the garbage bag.

He thinks Wilson was planning on putting the severed head on the back of his truck along with everything else.

“If that bag hadn’t busted, I would have had a head going to the junk yard,” said Ruffin.

Ruffin, who is on parole, said his fingerprints were on everything in Wilson’s backyard and he went straight to police to let them know he had nothing to do with what was going on at Wilson’s house.

Wilson is being held on $2 million bond.

The victim has been identified as 48-year-old Andre Cole.

Naked skier left red-cheeked after burning his BUM in painful landing following daredevil jump fail



This is the moment a naked skier suffered serious ice burns on his bottom after a daredevil leap from a 30 metre jump ended badly.

Sam Ruttiman was competing in the Toyota One Hit Wonder event in Thredbo, Australia, wearing only his skis and a helmet.

The event, staged last weekend, involves skiers displaying their best tricks after leaping off a 30 metre jump.

Most of the world’s best competitive freeskiers show up for the annual event, with $7,000 – just short of £4,000 – the top prize.

Before the main event there’s the “game show event” where there are smaller cash prizes for those who display creativity and style.

It prompted Aussie Sam to try a somersault – sans clothes – and his jump looked great until he tried to land.

Unfortunately, he wasn’t able to get his skis down smoothly, causing him to lose his footing and go tumbling over.

He eventually came to a halt – red-faced and red-cheeked after skidding on his backside for several metres.

It’s possible that Sam’s nakedness was actually the cause of his crash.

Jumpers need to carefully manage their speed to make a successful landing and Sam proved more aerodynamic without clothes.

That meant he traveled quicker than expected and came down further along the landing area than usual.

It wasn’t all in vain though. Australian Olympian Anna Segal, who came an fourth in the slopestyle event at the Sochi Olympics, was one of the judges.

She reportedly said she’d mark up any competitor who displayed nudity “but only if have they have a good body”.


Sailor was allegedly raped with rubber chicken, hogtied and smeared with Vegemite and Deep Heat


A YOUNG sailor was allegedly hogtied, smeared with Vegemite and Deep Heat and anally raped with a rubber chicken.

546626-b3f153e4-3d59-11e4-bf5a-0352721e6660The victim, who cannot be named, was allegedly subject to a “last night at sea ritual”, in August 2011 on board the HMAS Newcastle, off the coast of Western Australia.

Four Australian sailors faced court martial in Sydney today over the alleged incident, although there is evidence other sailors were also present.

Able seamen Rohan Angre, Mitchell Summers, Michael Thompson and Jonathan Walter are accused of holding the man down, smearing him with the Vegemite and the liniment Deep Heat before assaulting him with the object.

It is alleged after sexually assaulting the man with what was believed to be a rubber chicken, Able Seaman Thompson tried to push the object into the man’s mouth.

“It was at this point he was released for the time being,” Prosecuting officer Lieutenant Colonel David Jordan said in Sydney’s General Court Martial on Tuesday.

“He was lifted by his arms and legs to the shower station … He’ll tell you his eyes were watering,” he said.

“I anticipate he will tell you he saw AB Walter, Angre and Thompson.”

The court martial heard he was then placed on his knees and doused with a dark liquid that caused his eyes to blister.

He was then doused with water and left at the bottom of the shower, with burns from the Deep Heat on his neck, shoulders and genitalia.

He washed and cleaned himself to go on watch later that night. The four men face six charges between them, including indecent and sexual assault.

Able seaman Angre has already pleaded guilty to assault occasioning bodily harm, for pouring an unidentified liquid over the alleged victim’s head, which caused him to suffer burns to his skin and eyes.

The court martial continues.

News: Woman tells cops she has no idea how that dead body ended up in her trunk … and, the cops believe her


Don’t you hate when you walk back to your car after shopping, pop the trunk to put the groceries inside, and come face to face with the corpse of your neighbor? That will ruin your whole afternoon! And it’s what one woman in Los Angeles says happened to her at a local Walmart.


The body was reportedly found inside a gold Lexus GS300. Although the woman says she discovered the body after opening the trunk, Riverside County Sheriff’s Office said the victim was likely killed where the woman lived. Which would make sense as KCAL also reported the woman told witnesses she knew the victim as her neighbor.

Sgt. Dave Amador of the Riverside Police Department told the news channel that he found the circumstances of the case to be unique. It doesn’t seem like people discovering dead bodies in their trunks is exactly commonplace.

It’s very unusual, it’s one of a kind. I mean, we do get bodies in trunks. But to open it up and say they know him. And didn’t know they were in there, that’s unusual.

So, if the man in the trunk was killed back in Pomona, where the woman lives—why didn’t she notice? Well, she apparently told police she had smelled something funny in the car, and yet it appears she never actually felt the need to investigate.

Now, I’ve never had a dead body in my trunk, but I imagine some pine scented air fresheners are not going to make that smell tolerable enough for me to put it off while I visit the local big box store. Just sayin’.