Indonesia: Female students barred from graduating if they fail virginity test

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The Indonesian city of Jember is introducing compulsory virginity tests for female high school students so they can be barred from receiving diplomas if found to have had sex outside of wedlock.

women-acehThe decision was put forward by the town’s municipal government with lawyers claiming that girls “have sex several times and with different partners”, the Jakarta Globe reported.

Another lawyer said he hoped the proposal could expand to the whole East Java province – of which Jember is the third largest city.

“If they’re not virgins anymore, don’t let them pass. It may sound like a joke, but it’s serious. It’s for the sake of the future,” he said.

According to Human Right Watch (HRW), this is sadly nothing new: the country’s National Police have been forcing thousands of female students to carry out virginity tests since 1965.

In 2014 Indonesia announced that virginity tests had also become obligatory for female military recruits.

The decision to carry out such tests violates the Convention on the Elimination of All Forms of Discrimination against Women, of which Indonesia is signatory.

The country is also a party of the International Covenant on Economic, Social and Cultural Rights, which commits signatory countries to guarantee to individuals a range of rights, including the right to education.

“The Indonesian government can’t feign ignorance about the abusive nature of such ‘tests’,” HRW said.

“The Indonesian government’s tolerance for this violence against women and girls needs to end. President Joko Widodo should send a loud and unambiguous message forbidding ‘virginity tests’ by local government as well as the Indonesian military, police, and civil service.

“Until he does, high school girls and their education in Jember will remain in peril.”

Cinemas Buy Plastic Seat Covers For 50 Shades Of Grey Release

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Cinema chains across America have reportedly taken drastic measures to preserve the upholstery of the seats in their screens ahead of next week’s long-awaited release of 50 Shades Of Grey.

cinema_seatsBased on the best-selling novel by British author E.L. James, 50 Shades Of Grey tells the story of a young woman’s journey into the world of kinky sex after she begins working for bondage enthusiast Christian Grey. With a budget of $40 million, mostly spent on nipple clamps and whips, the movie adaptation will be released on the 13th of February starring Dakota Johnson and Jamie Dornan.

Given the popularity of the property among women aged 18-to-dead, cinema owners are expecting a huge turnout on opening weekend, as sexually frustrated wives and girlfriends rush to see the erotically charged pages of their favourite novel come to life onscreen.

In a bid to curb an expensive cleanup following each screening, management at cinemas have begun fitting wipeable plastic covers to theatre seating where the saucy new movie will be shown.

“We went out and we bought up thousands of seat covers at a discounted price,” said Steven Brennan, spokesperson for the OmniScreen chain of cinemas.

“It’ll cut down on the amount of time we have to spend shampooing the seats after each viewing, and having to wait for them to dry. Our teams will be able to run in with a couple of chamois cloths and have the screen ready for the next showing in minutes”.

As pre-sales for the movie continue to break records, many boyfriends have admitted that they consider having to sit through 50 Shades of Grey to be the ultimate in BDSM torture.

200 female students at Queen’s sign up to sex for gifts dating site

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Hundreds of skint Northern Ireland students are ditching their part-time jobs and searching for a sugar daddy to help ease their financial woes.

SBU - Girls 02Over 200 female students at Queen’s University have signed up to the Seeking Arrangement website where rich men pay cash-strapped young women, known as sugar babies, on average £5,000 for their company, or more often, for sex.

Last week the website released its annual ranking of the fastest growing sugar baby schools of 2015, placing Queen’s at number 10 in the UK with a 49.41 per cent increase on signs ups from last year.

So what’s behind this upsurge in Belfast sugar babies?

Seeking Arrangement CEO Brandon Wade, who once said “love is a concept created by poor people,” believes crippling university fees are to blame.

“Tripling tuition fees are crippling students, who are left to sort out how to afford their education.

“True, they can do it the hard way, but why struggle when there are people who are happy to help?” he said.

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“Three-quarters of graduates won’t even be able to pay off their debt.

Android users are the biggest wankers

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Research from one of the biggest online porn providers shows that Android users are most likely to visit the site on their mobiles, ahead of iPhone, Windows Phone and Blackberry fans.

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According to Pornhub, one of the foremost special interest sites on the ‘net, Android users are out-porning everyone else out there. Statistics drawn from the site’s Year in Review report show that users of Google’s mobile OS account for a whopping 49.9% of Pornhub’s mobile use, whereas hits from iOS users fell by around 5% from the year before, to just 40.2%.

Users of other mobile platforms still enjoy Pornhub’s wares too. Windows users are reportedly growing in number and now make up around 2.6% of the site’s punters, while BlackBerry still provides the site with 1.4% of its views – though we can imagine a 3.5-inch display isn’t exactly great for taking in the site’s thespian delights, and means you’re even more likely to damage your eyesight.

Tellingly, the site’s data indicates that the world’s favourite day for a bit of persy time is Monday, with people flocking to chase the post-weekend blues away with a bit of adult action. The average time spent on the site was reported as 9 minutes and 16 seconds, and accounting for time spent selecting fap material and then impatiently waiting for the chosen video to stop buffering, that’s quite a brief visit in all.

Azerbaijanis reportedly spend the least time ‘visiting’ overall, with an average time of around 6 minutes 26 seconds recorded. Make of that what you will.

While there are sure to be plenty of people still around who don’t enjoy taking in adult movies, they’re apparently in the minority. Pornhub’s annual views were up from 63.2 billion to 78.9 billion in 2014, indicating that more than a handful of the world’s internet-connected people enjoy a good bongo film.

And of course, while the stats may suggest that Android users are the biggest fans of five-fingered frolics, a large part of the results are down to how popular Google handsets are, making up a huge portion of the market. Still, as most of the Recombu staff currently sports an Android device, we’re proud to say that we’re amongst the biggest group of wankers around.

Squirting Is Just Peeing, Say Scientists

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scientists-perform-first-major-study-on-whether-squirting-is-just-peeing-body-image-1420738135On December 24, a group of French scientists published what is probably the first medical-journal article on squirting. They gave pelvic ultrasound scans to seven women who previously reported emitting about a cup full of liquid (!) when they had sex. By administering the scans after the women peed, and then twice during sexual stimulation, they were able to conclude exactly where the liquid was coming from and what it consisted of—and, spoiler alert, it was pee.

There have been plenty of studies done on female ejaculation, this is the first one, as far as I can tell, to specifically explore women who expel great gushing quantities of fluid when sex is happening. Since at least the 80s, however, there’s been a lot of debate around whether or not women ejaculate at all, or if any instance of it is just an adult version of bedwetting.

Jared Kreft Accused Of Getting High Before Giving Horse A Blowjob

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A Wausau man accused of performing a sex act with a horse has been charged in Marathon County with bestiality.

Jared-KreftJared Kreft, 30, was charged with sexual gratification with an animal sex organ, possession of drug paraphernalia, possession of marijuana as a repeat offender and bail jumping, according to court records.

On Wednesday, Marathon County sheriff’s deputies were sent to a barn in the town of Wausau, where they found Kreft near a horse, according to court documents. Kreft was wearing a face mask, black jacket and blue wind pants with holes cut in the groin and buttocks areas, according to court documents.

He told deputies after he was arrested that he went to the barn and performed oral sex on the horse and tried to arouse the horse with his hand, according to court documents. He said he had viewed “horse pornography” before the incident.

Deputies also found a blue and red glass pipe often used for smoking marijuana and a jar of petroleum jelly.

When they searched his apartment in the city of Wausau, a detective found a small amount of marijuana, according to court documents.

Kreft was ordered held on a $2,000 cash bond and ordered to have no contact with the residence where the crime occurred.

It was unclear from court documents who owned the barn and horse. Requests for comment from the prosecutor and the Marathon County Sheriff’s Department were not immediately returned.

A preliminary hearing is set for Tuesday.

Iris Gibney, Married Mother Of Three, Busted With Mouth Full Of Teen Boy

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A Montgomery County woman has been arrested on charges she had sex with a 17-year-old boy.

Iris-GibneyIris Gibney, 42, of Pottstown, Pa. is facing charges including corruption of a minor.

The district attorney’s office accuses Gibney of having sex with the 17-year-old boy inside a car at a local park.

Investigators also allege she sent explicit photos of herself to the boy.

She allegedly met the teen at a school function, but investigators aren’t naming the school involved.

Gibney has been charged with Corruption of Minors, Disseminating Obscene Materials to a Minor, and Trespass by Motor Vehicle. She is free on $50,000 unsecured bail.