Man arrested for masturbating twice on the same bus, says he’s really just a modern day Rosa Parks and wants to overcome

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A Seattle man accused of twice masturbating in front of the same Metro Transit driver now faces indecent exposure charges.

King County prosecutors claim Anthony Hardison flashed the same Route 36 driver on two occasions earlier this year.

According to charging papers, the first incident occurred March 23. At 1:10 p.m., Hardison exposed himself while exiting the bus in South Beacon Hill before walking away, a King County Sheriff’s Office deputy told the court.

Hardison was back at it at 4 p.m. on April 17, when the same driver spotted him crouching in the back of the bus with his genitals exposed, the deputy continued. The driver, a 50-year-old man, told investigators Hardison was pleasuring himself before leaving the bus.

Hardison was arrested after boarding the bus on May 21. The driver spotted him and called for police.

Now charged with two counts of indecent exposure, Hardison remains jailed on an outstanding warrant.

‘Incognito’ Teddy Bear Sex Toy With Vibrator Muzzle

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D.A.R.E. Bear, what have you become?!

Meet Teddy Love. Teddy is a teddy bear with a 10-speed vibrator in his muzzle. You adjust the speed by pinching his ears. Plus he’s entirely soap and water washable for when his fur inevitably forms dreadlocks.

Teddy Love is a unique, discreet, sexual toy that provides pleasure through dual, vibrating mechanisms.
Direct clitoral and vaginal stimulation are achieved through the variable 10-speed device located in the Teddy Love’s vibrating nose and tongue.

Currently, Teddy Love is an IndieGoGo campaign, with a dismal $373 of their $50,000 goal raised so far. I dunno, maybe they overestimated the teddy bear vibrator market. I just feel like fur might not be the best choice for a sex toy (those butt plugs for furries that make you look like different animals excluded). This thing…this thing is going to get all moist and matted like your dog’s favorite chew toy.

Keep going for a video with the inventor. It…was really something. Plus there’s a BONUS demo video.

“Next time drop anchor before you drop your pants,” skipper is warned as his moonlight cruise reaches dramatic climax

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A fishing boat crew sparked a security alert when they abandoned the helm for a three-way SEX SESSION.

La-Guardia-Boat-CrashTwo men and a woman were romping below decks when their vessel piled into runway approach lights that stretch out into New York harbour from the city’s La Guardia airport.

If the love boat crew had been “terrorists with bad intentions, they could have easily succeeded,’’ said an angry Port Authority Police Dept spokesman.

“If they had hand-held rockets, they would have had plenty of time to fire at planes,’’ he added.

It’s not the first time a threesome sex romp has led to a crash - a handbrake mishap left two in hospital earlier this month.

But in this case it took 30 minutes to establish there was no security risk because – in a money-saving move to operate only in daylight hours – the port authority’s police vessel was tied up nearby.

The NYPD harbour unit finally declared an all-clear, helping two of the three moonlight cruisers to hospital for treatment.

Before the wreck, “a consensual three-way sex endeavour was going on,’’ a source told the New York Post. “There’s a moral here: If you’re feeling amorous aboard a boat, I suggest you drop your anchor before you drop your pants.’’

Their wild night started on Saturday night in a bar in Queens, where boat owner Craig Gallo, 51, James Benenato, 60, and Mary Ann Belson, also 60, were chatting between drinks. Neither of the two men had met Belson before.

Gallo, who lives in New Jersey and works for a financial company on Long Island, invited them aboard for a moonlight cruise. And before long, the boat was rocking. Their joyride ended abruptly at the end of Runway 22, when the boat was impaled on a lighting stanchion.

Belson is being treated for a possible broken nose and jaw, and Gallo, who was later charged with operating a boat under the influence, suffered facial injuries. Benenato was not hurt.

Officials said all three were lucky the boat was supported by the stanchion, otherwise the badly damaged craft might have sunk as they waited for help.

Man Wanks His Willy In A Walmart, Surprised Anyone Saw

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According to a police report out of Tulsa, Okla., a man allegedly masturbated in the middle of Walmart.

bennett-masterbated-at-walmart--558x279Derek Bennett, 26, pulled his genitals out of his pants and did the deed without shame. Security cameras captured it all, TulsaWorld.com reports.

Witnesses called the police, and Bennett was pulled over after he left the parking lot. Upon his arrest, he admitted he exposed himself, but was surprised anyone could see. And then, here’s the kicker: KTUL TV reports that he told police he graduated from high school and was fully aware of his rights.

Regardless, he is being held in the Tulsa County jail on $10,000 bail.

This Is How Often Women Masturbate

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Clicking the mouse. Auditioning the finger puppets. Paddling the pink canoe. Finger painting. There are a whole lot of silly euphemisms for masturbation, and research shows most women over the age of 18 have done it at least once. But how often do women regularly masturbate? FiveThirtyEight crunched the numbers and found out.

FiveThirtyEight’s Mona Chalabi analyzed Indiana University’s National Survey Of Sexual Health And Behavior (NSSHB) to create an infographic illustrating how often men and women masturbate according to age. The NSSHB collected data from 5,865 Americans between the ages of 14 and 94 between March and May 2009.

While masturbation is a normal, healthy and (definitely) enjoyable experience, it looks like we have yet to shake the taboo surrounding women and masturbation. Perhaps unsurprisingly, men masturbate far more frequently than women do.

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Infographic credited to Mona Chalabi and FiveThirtyEight.

As Chalabi points out, women are less likely to try masturbating, however, there is still a large gender gap when it comes to routine masturbation. Only 7.9 percent of women between the ages of 25 and 29 masturbate two to three times a week whereas 23.4 percent of men do.

This is one gender gap we can close all on our own. So, let’s get to it.

Married mom, 38, ‘had sex with her daughter’s friend, 15, and was only discovered after he was caught showing off the naked selfies she had sent him’

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A married mother-of-two has been charged with multiple counts of rape after admitting to having a sexual relationship with one of her teenage daughter’s male friends.

article-2650709-1E86BCA700000578-363_634x471Heather Salines, 38, has entered a not guilty plea to the six counts of aggravated rape after she admitted to having sex with a 15-year-old boy.

She also sent the boy, whose name has not been revealed because of the nature of the crimes, nude selfies which ended up leading to her arrest.

The investigation into the case began when a student at Belmonte Middle School in Saugus, Massachusetts reported that the boy was showing off the naked pictures that Salines had sent him.

The Boston Herald reports that the boy told police he had previously had sex with Salines and they had exchanged naked photos.

She was later questioned by authorities and admitted that they had sex on a number of occasions but the exact number of sexual encounters has not been revealed.

Salines said she had met the boy two months before they became intimate, and he had told her about the personal turmoil he went through after ‘he lost his mother at a young age’.

‘When I looked at him, he did not act like a 15-year-old… he acted like a grown man,’ she said.

At one point early in the illegal relationship, he was alone at her house and they ‘were kissing and that she was touching him over his clothing’.

‘Things spiraled out of control,’ Salem News reports, citing the charging documents.

They first had sex in a car in the parking lot of a Saugus-area park on March 17.

The Boston Herald reports that she pointed the finger at the boy for taking the trysts to the next level, saying that he was the one to suggest they get a hotel room since there was always the threat that her daughter could walk in on them when they were at the house.

The boy was friends with Salines’ teenage daughter but the age and sex of her other child are unknown.

Salines and the boy booked a room at the local DoubleTree hotel on March 19, two days after their coupling.

‘She said they became close, and she developed feelings that she was not proud of,’ the police report states, according to the Salem News.

‘She said she tried to renege but that one thing led to another.’

Salines now faces six counts of aggravated rape and abuse of a child, one charge of child enticement and one charge of disseminating obscene material to a minor.

The aggravated rape charges are by far the most serious, as the mandatory minimum for each count carries a 10 year prison sentence, meaning that she could face 60 years behind bars if she is found guilty.

She has been indicted by a grand jury and appeared in court on Thursday in Salem to enter her not guilty plea.

Salines was accompanied by her lawyer and a man that would only identify himself as a family member.

That relative told the Salem News that she ‘has the full support of her family’.

Toronto man masturbated in a library while holding a cucumber

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Toronto Police have charged a man with committing an “indecent act” involving a cucumber at library.

1297568100769_ORIGINALOfficers received a call around 11 a.m. Saturday for a suspicious incident at Agincourt Library in the city’s Scarborough area.

They found a man holding a cucumber in one hand, while allegedly performing the same lewd act that library staff recognized from an incident in April.

“On April 7, he sits down and a (26-year-old woman) sits next to him and he opens up his laptop,” Const. David Hopkinson said Wednesday.

The man then started masturbating with one hand while holding a cucumber with his other hand, the officer alleged.

Fredrick Tennyson Davis, 49, has been charged with an indecent act and two counts of fail to comply probation.

York Regional Police Const. Andy Pattenden also confirmed Davis was charged with mischief and an indecent act in a similar June 26, 2012, incident at a Markham, Ont., library.

He received a suspended sentence and 12 months probation for the indecent act charge and a stay of proceedings for the mischief charge.

When asked if Davis appeared threatening to the library staff or patrons, Hopkinson said he wasn’t sure if there was any threat.

“I don’t think he had any free hands to make any threat,” the officer said.

Student struck boy who laughed at her when she “expelled wind”

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teenqueeferA female high school student pleaded guilty this afternoon to striking a younger pupil who “began to laugh and chuckle” when she “expelled wind from the vulva” while having sex in the back of a Pennsylvania school bus.

The bizarre January incident resulted in police citing the 18-year-old for harassing the victim, a 13-year-old boy who was allegedly elbowed in the testicles by the older student. The confrontation occurred as a school bus traveled in an Armstrong County township about 50 miles northeast of Pittsburgh.

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During a Magisterial District Court hearing today, the student pleaded guilty to the harassment count, according to records that indicate that a judge waived fines imposed when she copped to the charge. The young woman and her partner were not charged in connection with the reported bus sex.

The student will not be identified by name in these pages. Because nobody needs to be linked to the nickname “Teen LaQueefa,” which was coined by one Facebook wag.

Gym Teacher Joy Morsi Accused Of Having Sexual Relationship With Two Students

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A high school teacher in Queens is under arrest and facing charges, accused of having a sexual relationship with a student that started when he was 16 years old.

Joy-MorsiJoy Morsi, a 39-year-old gym teacher at Grover Cleveland High School in Ridgewood, is charged with third-degree rape and third-degree criminal sex act.

Police say Morsi had sex with the student both inside and outside the school, and also sent explicit texts, pictures and videos. The relationship allegedly began in June of 2013 and continued for quite some time.

The boy, a member of the wrestling team, did not come forward, with authorities apparently being tipped off after one of the student’s female friends told her parents.

That girl’s mother, who also works in the school system, informed another education department employee.

The Deptartment of Education immediately removed Morsi from the classroom, officials said, and they were looking into her interactions with other students.

Morsi’s husband also works at the school.

The DOE says she has no prior investigations against her, and has been a gym teacher at the school since 1999.

In a written statement, the DOE said “The Department immediately removed Joy Morsi from the classroom upon learning the allegations. We find these claims disturbing and reprehensible and she will remain reassigned – far from any student and the school – pending a criminal investigation. We will work closely with the school to ensure they are given any needed support.”

Morsi, who has four children, had nothing to say as she left court Tuesday.

In June of 2013, she allegedly asked the student if he needed help losing weight, brought him into a closet in the gym and showed him her breasts.

Officials say she then began a sexual relationship with the teen, that the pair met between 20 and 30 times in the basement of the school and other locations.

In court Tuesday, the assistant district attorney pointed out the illicit affair continued even after the student turned 17, saying it all came to an end two weeks ago after the boy asked a female student to the prom.

Just The Tip: Adhesive Condom Only Covers End Of Penis

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Meet the Galactic Cap, a condom that only covers the very end of a penis, allowing for greater sensitivity while boning.

Basically, you apply a special piece of adhesive tape (“hours or even days before sex” — yes, seriously) to the end of your penis, leaving a hole over the very end. Then, when it’s time to get freaky, you just peel the paper backing off a condom tip, and adhere it to the tape already on your pecker.

When you’re all finished, RIP IT OFF LIKE A BANDAID. God willing, the end of your penis won’t come with it.

Keep going for a video but WARNING: REALISTIC CARTOON PENISES. Act mature.