Drone Boning: Adult Film Shot Entirely By Aerial Drone

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NOTE: Video is NSFW on account of real-life boning.

This is Drone Boning, an erotic film shot entirely by aerial drone. It’s mostly beautiful landscapes though with just some occasional boning, so it’s definitely easier to masturbate to if you’re into rolling hills and waves crashing more than people jamming their privates together and moaning.

“We wanted to explore the whole idea of drone privacy and strikes–this idea of ‘make porn, not war,'” Brandon LaGanke, one of the Brooklyn-based filmmakers behind “Drone Boning” told me. “It started as a kind of funny commentary on privacy and voyeurism, but it quickly became a conceptual grounding.”
“The plan was to take beautiful landscapes,” he said “and just put people f***ing in them.”

You can watch the footage, shot by Spark Ariel by clicking here. It almost but not quite goes without saying that this is still NSFW.

Transit Cop Kevin Fant Arrested For Beating Off On Subway

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3093ku8An off-duty Philadelphia transit police officer was arrested Friday after he was allegedly caught on camera masturbating in a subway car, according to transit police.

Southeastern Pennsylvania Transportation Authority officer Kevin Fant, 44, was charged with indecent exposure and open lewdness.

The video of a man masturbating was posted in August, but transit cops said they did not see it until their social media team found it last month, according to WPVI.

A transit police captain said he identified Fant when he reviewed the video in late October.

Armed with a warrant Tuesday, cops searched Fant’s home for the clothes worn in the video, according to CBS Philly.

Fant, who has been a member of the transit police for 12 years, has been placed on administrative leave pending the outcome of the disciplinary process, SEPTA said.

School bus driver arrested for masturbating while driving… with a kid in the bus

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An upstate New York bus driver is jailed after allegedly masturbating behind the wheel while taking a 14-year-old boy to school.

suffern31n-1-webRobert Bertart, 60, of Orangetown, has been fired by Vel Coach Company after his bosses learned of his arrest by Ramapo Police on charges of public lewdness and endangering the welfare of a child, according to the Journal News newspaper.

The bus’ lone teen on his way to a church school early Tuesday morning allegedly caught Bertart in the act after glancing at a large mirror aimed right at the driver’s lap, the newspaper added.

Bertart had his gentials exposed during the brief, but disturbing 7:30 a.m. incident, according to a statement released by Ramapo Police Department.

The unnamed teen had been picked up by Bertart at Suffern High School and later reported the driver’s alleged acts to his parents and school officials after being dropped off.

“The student is very credible, old enough to understand what was going on,”Lt. Mark Emma told WABC-TV.

The Journal News reports Bertart has never had an incident in his six-year employment with Vel Coach. He passed all their background checks.

This is the third arrest of a bus driver by Ramapo Police this year.

Robert Cosenzo and Michael Cunningham are both former bus drivers in the Ramapo area arrested over the summer on sex charges with minors.

Gym Teacher, Charged With 30 Counts Of Statutory Rape

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n-MEGAN-MAHONEY-largeA former basketball coach and gym teacher at a prestigious New York City high school faces statutory rape charges for her alleged sex abuse of a male student.

Megan Mahoney, 24, was arrested Monday for allegedly having regular sexual contact with the same 16-year-old student over a period of more than two months beginning in late October 2013, the Staten Island Advance reports.

She faces 30 counts of statutory rape in the case. The New York Post reports:

Mahoney romped with the teen “on numerous occasions, that is at least two times per week during the period,” court papers claim.

She also was charged with four counts of “criminal sexual act” because of mutual oral sex that she and the boy allegedly engaged in “at least two times per month during said period.”

In January, Mahoney resigned from Moore Catholic High School in Staten Island, where she taught gym and was an assistant coach for the women’s basketball team.

Investigators said at some of the encounters happened on school grounds. In August, the victim told the New York Post that the illicit relationship began shortly afterMahoney allegedly approached him in the gym and offered to coach him in basketball.

“We would just drive around and [do it] in the car,” the boy, whose name was withheld, told the newspaper.

Richard Postiglione, the Moore’s athletic director, was also investigated for allegedly failing to report sex abuse accusations against Mahoney and another female teacher at the school.

Before she was a coach, Mahoney was also a student athlete, playing basketball for Fordham University and Wagner College.

Is This Panda Masturbating?

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Researchers may have finally discovered why panda bears are so finicky about their mates. It could be that nothing satisfies quite like the pleasure paw.

2841_502635_709601-2World Wildlife Federation researchers caught this panda allegedly touching himself following a meal of bamboo in the forests of Sichuan province. (There’s no date cheaper than a date with yourself!)

If the bear was really caught having “a quick wank,” as Shanghaist suggests, it might be a first for science. Or it might be a joke that sailed over our heads. Who cares. Look at him go!

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Bodybuilding Christian Swingers From Florida Start Spouse-Swapping Website

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Love thy neighbor as yourself. Do unto others as you would have them do unto you. Do not covet thy neighbor’s ass. These are the ethical foundations of any good swinger’s lifestyle.

n-BODYBUILDING-CHRISTIAN-SWINGERS-largeIf you like Jesus, pumping iron and pumping/getting pumped by acquaintances bound by holy matrimony, there’s a website just for you.

It’s called Fitness Swingers, and it’s the brainchild of Cristy Parave and her husband, Dean, who dreamed up the site after reportedly having a threesome with this wife and her female friend. Apparently, the sex was just heavenly.

The Florida couple, who met at a bodybuilding competition, are interested in sharing their beliefs and their spouses with others who feel similarly. They started their online network 7 years ago, and haven’t looked back. The pillars of their relationship: A commitment to their faith, to fitness, and to the ideals of the swinger lifestyle.

Dean Parave told Barcroft Media that he doesn’t think that his swinger lifestyle conflicts with his Christian beliefs. In fact, he considers it a kind of ministry.

“So far today, God hasn’t told me, ‘Dean stop that, it’s a sin. I don’t want you to do that.’ Until he does that, I’m going to keep trying to help as many people as I can,” he told Barcroft.

Christy said she needed a little convincing that it was moral at first, but now she’s totally convinced that god is on their side.

“God put people on the Earth to breed and enjoy each other,” she told Barcroft. “I feel God is always with me and he has put us here for a reason.”

Their daughter told the outlet that she thinks that helping run her parents’ website is definitely “different.”