Mom loses 5 kids over sex party with daughter’s friends, where she joined the festivities, which featured booze, pot, sex, a hot tub, and naked Twister


A 35-year-old Georgia mother has lost custody of her five children after being arrested for allegedly hosting a party for her teenage daughter and partaking of booze, pot, sex, a hot tub and naked Twister.

momRachel Lehnardt was charged with two counts of contributing to the delinquency of a minor for the party at her home in Evans, an Augusta suburb. She was arrested Monday after her new Alcoholics Anonymous sponsor alerted the Columbia County Sheriff’s Office on Saturday following a meeting with Lehnardt, according to the investigation report.

The sponsor said Lehnardt, who is divorcing her husband, an Iraq war veteran, told her she had lost custody of the children — ages 4, 6, 8, 10 and 16 — at an emergency hearing April 6 after he learned about the recent party. The sheriff’s report did not indicate when it occurred.

The children were with their father one night when the 16-year-old daughter texted her mother to ask if she and some friends could come over “to party,” according to the sponsor’s account.

“Come on, let’s party,” Lehnardt replied.

The teens drank alcohol and smoked marijuana, Lehnardt said she joined them playing naked Twister, her sponsor told investigators. She then had sex in the bathroom with an 18-year-old boy, the report said.

The sponsor said Lenhardt later recounted waking up at 3:30 a.m. to discover her daughter’s 16-year-old boyfriend having sex with her.

He is not facing charges because “there is no evidence of rape” because Lehnardt “refuses to discuss the case,” Capt. Steve Morris told the New York Daily News.

Lehnardt, who works in an Augusta bridal shop, had been attending a sexual-addiction workshop at her local Mormon church, the sponsor added.

She was released after posting a $3,200 bond.

Man Who Ejaculated On Over 100 Women On Train Is Finally Caught


The phantom ejaculator has finally been caught, having sprayed over 100 women with cum since 2011.

manWEBTHUMBNEWTetsuya Fukuda has been arrested for the series of attacks in Tokyo. He is thought to have cut holes in his jacket so he was able to pleasure himself.

His game was up when DNA test proved he had ejaculated on a school girls skirt. Upon his arrest he stated:

I get excited when in close contact with a woman on a crowded train.

A victim of his offence came forward and was mortified:

It happened to me as well but I didn’t know who had done it. It is just disgusting, he needs help.

Wow. What a strange man.

Condom maker surges after South Korea legalizes adultery


Cheaters, listen up: It’s now legal to have an affair in South Korea.

Happy-Condom-sex-and-sexuality-4530841-364-500South Korea’s highest court scrapped the controversial anti-adultery law — and sent the shares of the country’s biggest condom maker surging.

Stock of South Korean latex products manufacturer Unidus Corp. climbed 15%, the daily maximum on Korea’s Exchange, after the court announced its decision on Thursday.

The court said the law infringed people’s freedom to make their own decisions on sex, and violated the country’s privacy laws.

Adulterers convicted under the law faced up to two years in jail. According to reports in Korean media, more than 50,000 South Koreans have been convicted for cheating on their spouses, and 35,000 were sentenced to jail time.

The anti-adultery law was first passed in 1953 to protect women in the male-dominated society.

It has been challenged three times since 1990, but the Constitutional Court has always upheld it. In 2008, the court struck down a complaint against the law, ruling the prohibition protected social harmony.

You Can Now Implant A Permanent Vibrator In Your Vagina

Tired of buying vibrators, only to make sad effort to hide them at the first sound of a doorbell? Trust us, you’re not the only one. Sex toy manufactures try helping their customers maintain a certain discretion by making vibrators smaller or shaping them as cosmetic products.

But what if you had the option to have you vibrator on — or in? — you?


Well, thanks to Fun Factory’s Orgasmia this may be a possibility soon, with a new vibrator implant!

It sounds crazy, but apparently German doctors developed a V-shaped vibrating implant, that does just that.

The Orgasmia makes sure to hit the right spot, by having “clitoral legs” in order to stimulate the clitoris from within. You will be able to control it through Bluetooth technology, meaning you’d be able to control it with your smart phone or other electronic devices compatibile with Bluetooth.

Fun factory brags (and teases) via their website, “The device can be used on its own for hands-free orgasms, to enhance the experience of sex with a partner, or to address a variety of sexual complaints, including unsatisfying intercourse, extended separation from a partner, or even lack of time for sex. Even better than the long-awaited ‘female Viagra,’ Orgasmia gives women control over their arousal and pleasure.”

This goal sounds great, but is implanting a sex toy in your body really a good way to have ladies reach orgasms through intercourse?

The answer? Well, the proper response ranges from: “duh” to “hell yeah” (just saying).

As for the question we’re all dying to know — what happens when the batteries get low? Well, no worries! The implant uses body heat in to recharge. Yes, this means no more late night runs to your local pharmacy for AAA batteries although we have to wonder if our body heat can conjure up the same power as a good old-fashioned, Energizer Bunny three-pack.

Furthermore, the website reports that women stop noticing the implant after 3-4 days of use. Sounds like speedy recovery, if you ask us.

Want one?

The Orgasmia operation is an outpatient procedure, costing a grand price total of $6,500. The company offers a 20-year guarantee on the motor and covers half of the price of any upgrades that might come along (how generous).

So while some of you ladies are saving up for those sparkly, new boobs, we’ll be redirecting our 401K to this genius invention.

Dick Masturbates In Tickle Creek: Cops


A convicted sex offender with an unfortunate name was arrested for allegedly masturbating and cops said he could be linked to several flashing incidents.

n-FLASHER-large570Michael Gordon Dick, 53, of Gresham, Oregon was arrested on March 25 after police received reports of a naked man masturbating in the “Tickle Creek and Kelso Road area,” according to KOIN.

Authorities said they received at least 12 reports of a serial flasher who, witnesses said, drove by women walking on the road, then stopped his vehicle and jumped out of his truck with no clothes on. The incidents stretched back to November.

After Clackamas County Sheriff’s deputies arrested Dick, they searched his property and allegedly found a truck linked to the other flashing incidents, KGW reports.

Dick is charged with three counts of public indecency.

The Gresham man is a convicted sex offender. In 2008, KGW reports, Dick broke into an elderly woman’s home while he was completely naked and tried to assault her.

I feel like a princess after sleeping with a 1000 men – 80-year-old grannie


stdxclidAn 80-year-old woman known as the ‘Gang Bang Queen’ has revealed she has slept with more than 1,000 men and starred in a number of porn films. Shirley Andrews is one of a number of ‘super cougars’ who proudly boast about their active sex lives with hundreds of young men – some of who are less than a quarter their age.

Despite living in an old people’s complex, Shirley boasts that she regularly has sex with men as young as 18 – in between knitting and crochet. The outgoing octogenarian, who lives in Oroville California, even has a tattoo around her nipple that reads ‘Gang Bang Queen’ and launched a career in blue movies seven years ago. She said: “I made all of the videos at home. And I started posting them online and I just got rave reviews. “I just felt like a princess.”

Her biggest role was taking part in a filmed orgy involved fifteen much-younger men. Among Shirley’s numerous fans is Kyle Jones, a 31-year-old lothario with a penchant for pensioners. Together they make amateur films and canoodle in public in broad daylight like loved-up teenagers. But Shirley, who has been married several times before, is not ready to settle down and currently has five guys under 30 on the go.

She said: “I have had numerous proposals in the last five years. But none of them were with anyone I would want to spend the rest of my life with. “I would say I’ve slept with around a thousand men but I think it would probably be a little bit more than that. I’ve been around the block.

“I don’t consider myself a nymphomaniac by any means but I’m probably close to it.”

New Study Just Dropped Some Truth Bombs About The Risks Of Watching Porn, And Men Are Going To Be Excited!


Um…so…watching porn is actually good for us!

Validation! Finally.


Sorry. That was gratuitous.


All these years of hard work jerks haven’t been for naught, friends. The results of a new study from scientists — SCIENTISTS, YAY! — at the University of California are saying that men who watch more porn have better sex lives. Why is that, you ask? Because dudes who fap to porn are less likely to suffer from erectile dysfunction and have higher sex drives. But don’t just take my word for it…

According to Mirror:

Researchers Nicole Prause and James Pfaus recruited 280 men and asked them to meticulously record their porn viewing hours per week.

The men – who were straight, white and mostly in their early 20s – were also asked to fill out questionnaires on their sexual desire and activity.

The scientists found arousal rose to its highest level for men who watched more than two hours of porn per week.

It also increased the amount the men wanted to be with their partners.

Those who watched no porn at all had an ‘arousal score’ of just over 40. But for those who watched porn, the score was more than 50.

“This pattern suggests that those who view more visual sexual stimuli (VSS) are likely to have a higher sexual drive,” the scientists wrote in the Journal of Sexual Medicine.

There it is.  So…

you know…


Because it’s good for you and shit.