Villagers in China claim drink made with manure is effective against cancer

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Villagers in a rural Chinese village have stumbled upon a drink which they believe to be effective against cancer, with dozens of households now partaking in the special brew on a twice-daily basis.

cup-o-poopWe’re sure that anyone would be prepared to make time in their daily routine for a warm drink every morning and night if it potentially meant staying fit and healthy well into retirement, but we doubt many would be so keen once they heard that said drink was little more than cow dung and sheep’s droppings mixed with warm water.

The story of the unusual remedy’s creation goes, Xinhua.jp reports, that an elderly woman living in the village of Xiangtan in China’s Hunan Province was last year diagnosed with lung cancer and told that she would not have long to live. Her son, who was at that time working far away in China’s southernmost province of Hainan, heard tell of a “remedy” – a drink made from ground-up animal feces and water – that was said to be especially effective against cancer, which he then conveyed to his mother.

As unpalatable as it sounds, some eight months after having started drinking the brown brew, the old woman is not only still alive but claims to have seen vast improvements in her health, prompting families in the area to start drinking the poopy mixture themselves as a preventative measure.

The manure used in the odd concoction is reportedly collected from mountains and hills around the village, with both cow and sheep feces being used. The animal waste is dried out, stir-fried, and then crushed down into a fine powder. This powder is then mixed with hot water and drunk twice a day; once in the morning and again at night.

It is not clear whether the elderly woman has been back to her doctor for tests since beginning her self-prescribed treatment, but we wish her all the best and hope she continues to feel better. All the same, we’d advise against accepting any cups of coffee or strong tea if you ever happen to find yourself in the village and are offered a quick brew…

For Her 4th Arrest This Month, Megan Hoelting Broke Into Hubby’s Friend’s & Sexually Assaulted Him

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A Texas woman was arrested after allegedly breaking into the home of her husband’s friend and sexually assaulting him, police said.

hvnz4oIn her fourth arrest this month, Megan Davis Hoelting, 31, was charged with burglary with the intent of sexual offense Tuesday.

Hoelting told police that, in just a nightgown, she snuck into her husband’s friend’s bedroom while he was sleeping Monday night, according to a felony criminal complaint obtained byThe Smoking Gun.

Hoelting said she took off her nightgown and, in just underwear, got into the man’s bed. She said she wrapped her legs around the man’s waist and kissed him, according to the complaint.

The man said he woke up to find someone on top of him, “fondling his genitals” and “attempting to perform fellatio upon him,” according to the complaint.

He said he did not know who it was at first and had to use a flashlight application on his phone to find out, according to police. He said he soon realized it was his friend’s wife with “her breasts exposed” who had put his penis in her mouth.

The man told Hoetling to get off of him and leave the house. He said he called police when she refused to leave.

Hoelting has been held in county jail since Monday night.

She was arrested three other times this month. She was collared for alleged theft Oct. 14, alleged assault Oct. 16 and alleged public intoxication Oct. 21.

Woman Loses It When She Doesn’t Wake Up As Nicki Minaj

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Imagine having a beautiful dream in which you are a famous celebrity, fawned over by the masses with access to nearly limitless riches.

Then you wake up with blood in your mouth and a swollen face.

This is something like what appears to have happened to poor Jayci Underwood who was filmed by her husband Matt shortly after she woke up from getting her wisdom teeth removed.

“I just wanted to be Nicki Minaj when I woke up,” Underwood says no the verge of tears. “I just wanted to have her butt and her face.”

Underwood was also looking forward to leveraging her celebrity cache to become best friends with Ellen DeGeneres.

“Ellen DeGeneres is generous… that’s literally her name and I love her,” Underwood says.

There are those who have cast doubt on the authenticity of this video. She does seem to be saying some prettaaaay crazy things, even for someone on pain meds. Also, it’s not hard to stuff cotton balls in your mouth and pretend to be feeling loopy.

Welsh ATM sign accidentally promises “free erections.”

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A cash machine outside Tesco Express in Aberystwyth has been promising customers “free erections” after a translation error.

_78582138_cash_machine_arrowsAbove the ATM at the new store in west Wales it said “codiad am ddim” which would translate colloquially as “free erections.”

A more correct version would have been “codi arian heb dâl”.

This literally means, “lift money without fee” as “codi” means lift, while “codiad” means erection.

Aberystwyth Councillor Ceredig Davies spotted it and put it on his Facebook page where it was shared hundreds of times.

He told Newsbeat: “I thought it was funny but I think they should have gone the extra mile and checked it out with a Welsh speaker.

“I mean as Welsh speakers we are used to blunders, but this one really takes the biscuit.”

A spokesperson for the supermarket said: “We’ve taken the sign down and will replace it with the correct translation as soon as possible.

“Thanks to everyone who pointed out the mistake.”

School bus driver arrested for masturbating while driving… with a kid in the bus

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An upstate New York bus driver is jailed after allegedly masturbating behind the wheel while taking a 14-year-old boy to school.

suffern31n-1-webRobert Bertart, 60, of Orangetown, has been fired by Vel Coach Company after his bosses learned of his arrest by Ramapo Police on charges of public lewdness and endangering the welfare of a child, according to the Journal News newspaper.

The bus’ lone teen on his way to a church school early Tuesday morning allegedly caught Bertart in the act after glancing at a large mirror aimed right at the driver’s lap, the newspaper added.

Bertart had his gentials exposed during the brief, but disturbing 7:30 a.m. incident, according to a statement released by Ramapo Police Department.

The unnamed teen had been picked up by Bertart at Suffern High School and later reported the driver’s alleged acts to his parents and school officials after being dropped off.

“The student is very credible, old enough to understand what was going on,”Lt. Mark Emma told WABC-TV.

The Journal News reports Bertart has never had an incident in his six-year employment with Vel Coach. He passed all their background checks.

This is the third arrest of a bus driver by Ramapo Police this year.

Robert Cosenzo and Michael Cunningham are both former bus drivers in the Ramapo area arrested over the summer on sex charges with minors.