Boy Texts Girl for Nudes, See Pissed Dad’s Response


A boy made the mistake of asking a girl for nude photos and got this hilarious response from her father.

He complimented the girl telling her she was the “cutest girl” he had ever laid eyes on. Immediately after, he asked her for nudes with a playful emoticon.

Her protective dad however, was clearly not amused when he discovered what was going on between the two. He took matters into his own hands with a creative response of his own.

The boy would get a photo, alright. Just, not the one he expected. Imagine what that boy’s face looked like when he saw this:


Would the sight of your girlfriend’s dad in a bra, clenching his fists and with the words “PISSED DAD” on his stomach keep you from asking for nudes ever again?

We really hope so.

World Naked Bike Ride cyclists strip off and saddle up to send a message to motorists


The dress code left nothing to the imagination and the message from riders was clear – see us on the roads even when we’re not naked.


Hundreds of cyclists stripped off for the World Naked Bike Ride in Cardiff on Sunday.

Leaving from Sophia Gardens, the 8.5-mile event was organised to raise awareness of what facilities urban cyclists need.

Organisers added: “It draws attention to society’s need to escape motor vehicle dependency and focuses on the power and individuality of the human being.

“It is also a day you will never forget in a carnival type atmosphere.”

Those who took part were asked to dress up their cycles but not their bodies.

“Nudity makes a great statement, and many of us will be completely naked again this year and the more that are the better – but if you’re more comfortable in a little clothing, that’s fine too,” said organiers.

“Some people find that wearing body paint makes them feel not naked, even if they might not be wearing any clothes.

“On previous rides, riders wore shorts, bras, swimwear, body paint, head-dresses, wigs, sunglasses etc.

“Most wore footwear and brought bags to carry clothes.

“Some started the ride in a few clothes, and shed them during the ride.

“Body painting and adornment, customised bikes, portable seed-trays and other creative expression are all strongly encouraged.”

Watch theWorld Naked Bike Ride in Manchester – Warning the below video contains naked people

Man invited officers into marijuana grow house


sfl-flduh-invite-pot-grow-house-20150723-001Police discovered a marijuana grow house Wednesday in Sulphur Springs after a suspect waved down officers because he thought his apartment was being burglarized.

Edward Johnson III, 36, had about 14 pounds of marijuana plants at 1619 E. Idell St., Apt. B., according to Tampa Police Department.

“It wasn’t just your farmer’s market, grow a few plants. It was quite and elaborate set-up,” Tampa Police Department spokeswoman Andrea Davis said.
According to police, Johnson told officers to go into his apartment to look for the burglars. Police tell us there was no evidence of a burglary, but they did find a significant grow operation.
“He had a room full of marijuana, and I didn’t even know this,” said Regina Torres, Johnson’s neighbor.
He has been charged with cultivation, possession of cannabis and drug paraphernalia.

Introducing the Bloxers – Boxers That Hide Your Erection in Public


I can think of few things more embarrassing for a man than getting an erection in public with no real way to conceal it. Luckily, with Bloxers, that doesn’t have to be a problem anymore.

From the outside, ‘Bloxers’ look just like regular boxers, but with the ability to ‘block’ an erection from public view. The makers of the revolutionary new product in men’s wear are currently raising money through crowdfunding site Indiegogo. They claim to be all about “happy men, sexually, emotionally, medically.”

“Our new product centers on keeping yourself or the men in your life from experiencing the negative effects of what is fundamentally a very good thing,” the brilliant minds behind Bloxers said. “It’s funny, innovative and ultimately for the better good.”


To create a pair of Bloxers, the makers start with a regular pair of all-cotton boxers, which they wash for a softer feel. Then, they add a ‘deflector shield’ – a hypoallergenic stretch fabric along the inseam and at intervals around the leg. It covers the crotch completely, giving men the freedom to ‘grow’, but at a controlled pace while deflecting to the chosen side.

The stretch fabric is usually elastane or nylon which means it’s ultra-soft, sturdy, and “feels smooth and comfortable against your manhood while providing the necessary breathability.”


The makers hope to raise $20,000 through crowdfunding. With 23 days gone, they’ve raised about $700 so far. If they do manage to raise the required amount, they’ll release what they call the ‘Basics Collection’ in three sizes – small, medium and large – with three alternatives – Righties, Lefties, and Switch Hitters. There will also be three choices of color – grey, white and black.

If they’re able to raise $50,000, they’ll release the ‘Fancies Collection’, with five new patterns. At $100,000, they’ll bring out the ‘Swimsuit Collection’ and introduce customization options as well. With $200,000 in their pocket, they want to open a Bloxers HQ, complete with reception candy. They’ve also declared that 25% of all their profits will go to prostate cancer research.

Two Asian Girls Try To Blow A Cockroach Into Each Other’s Mouth On Japanese Game Show


Talk about some high fucking stakes. I think I’d honestly rather play Russian Roulette than this cockroach tube game. My palms were sweating just watching these two. The chick who ended up winning came within an inch of losing like 2 or 3 times. Able to withstand the furious blow job onslaught her opponent unleashed. She dug deep for one last blow and – BAM! – cockroach right down that bitch’s throat. I bet that thing didnt’t even end up in her stomach. Right into the lungs. Probably in there right now like when Pinocchio was inside that whale.  Vile. Absolutely vile.

Fuckin Japan man. You gotta respect their game show prowess. Every challenge or contest is always vaguely sexual right before they hit you over the head with something absolutely repulsive. Like “Lets have 2 pretty Asian girls wrap their lips around this tube and blow…AND THEN THEY EAT COCKROACHES!” Just mixing up all sorts of their weird perverted stuff into one game. We love karaoke…we love blow jobs…lets have girls blow guys while they sing karaoke! They certainly know how to put asses in the seats.

Handgun found in man’s ‘butt cheeks’ during jail search


A handgun was found in a Bridgeton man’s “anal cavity” during a strip search at the Cumberland County Jail on Friday, police said in a news release.

17751096-largeWhen officers arrested 21-year-old Darquan R. Lee, of Pamphylia Avenue, on a contempt of court warrant Friday afternoon, they searched him and brought him to the Bridgeton police station, according to Lt. Thomas Speranza, of the Bridgeton Police Department, in the release.

But at the station, suspicion that Lee might be hiding something arose when he asked police to use the bathroom, but then “refused” after officers told him that they would pat him down and search the bathroom “before and after he used it,” police said.

It was at this point officers thought Lee might be hiding “contraband” in his “anal cavity,” according to the news release.

Upon transferring Lee to the Cumberland County Jail, the police officers told jail personnel they thought Lee might be hiding contraband, officials said.

It was during a “strip search” that jail personnel discovered a .25-caliber automatic handgun “shoved in his anal cavity” and “between his butt cheeks,” authorities said.

The handgun was also reported stolen from Alabama, according to police.

Lee was additionally charged with possession of a weapon; unlawful possession of a weapon; certain persons not to have a weapon and receiving stolen property, according to officials.

He is currently being held in the Cumberland County Jail without bail.