Well it’s not just for guys, it’s for anyone who wants to improve their vagina pleasuring skills. Lick is an internet-based smartphone app that helps strengthen your tongue muscles for pleasuring a lady. Who knew?
The unnamed teacher at Forest Heights Middle School admitted to the mistake, saying the homemade sex tape accidentally got mixed up with her lesson notes, and apologized.
One father, Nicolas Tolerson, told KARK-TV, “(My son) says she was performing sex acts. My heart goes out not only to my son, but other kids in the classroom.” Tolerson also said he wants “something done.”
School leaders said it was a mistake and certainly not planned, and that they are working to find the appropriate disciplinary action.
Here’s a full video report from KARK-TV. (*triple-checks to make sure I posted the right video*)
Some people believe that everything happens for a reason, but there are certainly times when things happen for no reason. When things go wrong, they just do. Sometimes it even happens to non-living things!
Take this Cheeto for example. It’s not a big deal and no one was harmed, but it sure looks wrong! If you don’t get the drift, you might want to take a look at the GIF …….
She kissed a few frogs on her way to true love but Amanda Rodgers has found wedded bliss… with her dog.
For the 47-year-old British divorcee has married her loyal pet terrier called Sheba.
They became a couple in front of 200 people in Split, Croatia, and Ms Rodgers couldn’t be happier. ‘Sheba had been in my life for years, making me laugh and comforting me when I was feeling low,’ she said. ‘I couldn’t think of anything more I’d need from a life partner.’
She married a man 20 years ago but the relationship ended within a few months.
When cupid struck a second time Ms Rodgers, from south London, wanted to do things properly. She said: ‘I got down on one knee and proposed. I could tell by her tail wagging that she said ‘‘yes’’’.
The ceremony took place in August 2012 and fulfilled all her dreams.
‘I’d dreamed of a perfect wedding dress since I was small, I made it myself for the ceremony. The day was wonderful, more fun than the marriage. I gave her a kiss to seal the deal and then everyone threw confetti. It was a wonderful moment,’ added Ms Rodgers who organises the Stranger than Paradise night at Hootananny in Brixton, south London.
‘I know the wedding to Sheba wasn’t real in the legal sense. But it was a nice way to mark what Sheba means to me. Sheba’s never unkind to me and she’s always happy.’
Thomas Bagley, the Duke University student who outed classmate Belle Knox for performing in porn to pay tuition, is receiving a taste of what it feels like to be bullied online. An open letter from porn distributor Mike Kulich announced that Bagley has a subscription to the hardcore porn site, FacialAbuse.com.
Kulich, the rabble-rousing CEO of Monarchy Distribution, has a flair for exploiting current events for their marketing potential. (He recently offered Amanda Knox $20,000 to star in a porno.) This time, however, Kulich is using his talents to point out the glaring hypocrisy at the heart of the sex scandal—as well as to help promote his company. Bagley outed Belle for being a porn performer when he was such a fan of porn that he recognized Belle from her work. This raises the question: Why is it okay for a male student to be a fan of porn while it’s shameful for a female student to perform in porn? Knox discussed the same discrepancy in an essay she penned for XOJane.com on Tuesday.
Kulich took his public criticism of Bagley a step further, offering the freshman $10,000 to perform in a Facial Abuse scene with the actress of his choice. Kulich even offered Bagley $1,000 for every inch that his dick exceeded four inches.
Below is Kulich’s letter in full:
Dear Mr. Bagley,
First off, I would like to thank you for being such a fan of our business. For someone who subscribes to a site like Facial Abuse I want to commend you for spending the $200 a week your parents send you every week for living expenses wisely. Facial Abuse is a great site! There is nothing like watching a new girl getting a huge cock viciously rammed down her throat. I like your taste!
I want to also commend you on getting accepted into Duke. Great school! I am sure your parents are proud. I bet you pull straight A’s when you’re not whacking it to Facial Abuse and Casting Couch movies. I love our fans and I love you! You are the type of guy that makes our business move.
With that I would like to make you an offer. As I sit here in my office at 6:30 on a Wednesday night I am writing a check for $10,000 to pay to the order of Thomas Bagley. I want to give you the opportunity to live out all your fantasies. In addition to that 10K, there is a plane ticket and hotel room with your name on it out here in sunny Los Angeles. Screw the polar vortex. Get your ass out and come shoot for us! I will give you the opportunity to bang ANY porn star you want. We will make you a celebrity because it is apparent how much you love porn and attention.
10 Grand is a lot of money for a kid like you. Do you know how many porn memberships you could buy with that? That is more than a lifetime membership to Facial Abuse!
I ask that you seriously consider our offer. Any girl you want! Come out to LA and become a star. ALSO, for every inch you are packing over 4, I will throw in an EXTRA $1,000. Get your tiny pecker out here and become the next Ron Jeremy kiddo!
All my best,
Mike Kulich CEO Monarchy Distribution 15303 Ventura Blvd 9th Floor Sherman Oaks, CA 91403
Would you dare to buy candles that were labelled ‘Stinky’? Apparently, there are people who would! The Stinky Candle Company was set up by Jeff Bennett after he got sick of boring scents like vanilla, lavender and shea butter. He came up with 25 unique smells – including bizarre stuff like leather, pencils, wood, wet grass, money and even car exhausts.
The Chicago based inventor seems to have gone all out in choosing scents for his new collection. His range also includes food-inspired aromas like bacon, wine and fast food. The candles are priced between US $6 and $8. We’re not sure how well these candles are selling, but it doesn’t look like Jeff is too bothered about that. He’s more excited about the candles. Eventually, he aims at increasing the range from 25 to 200.
He spoke about his inspiration behind creating the candles: “A lot of people I knew really liked scented candles and they loved receiving them as gifts. I wondered why we only ever see the same fragrances in shops and thought it would be a fun idea to try and come up with some unusual ones.” So he got to work on the concoctions in his garage, sourcing specific odors from a fragrance house.
“I had the idea for a few years and then spoke to a friend and we decided to set up our own candle company together,” he said. “Through a few other friends I found a fragrance house who are able to develop different smells. If we find one we think is authentic and could work, we go with that one. I then make the candles in my garage at home, it’s good fun and has sort of become a hobby.”
If you’re thinking pencils and wet grass aren’t too bad for scented candles, wait till you hear what else Jeff has got – urine, body odor, petrol and bile. “Most people think it’s gross when they first hear about it but they laugh and then are curious to smell them,” he said. Jeff also pointed out that not all the candles are stinky: “We have also launched some other flavors like lemon, blueberry, coconut and baby powder.”
There’s a particular scent in the collection that caught my attention – Spawn of the Devil. The contents, apparently, have not been revealed. I wonder how it must be to light it and have your room smelling like the spawn of the devil. Any ideas?
Source: Stinky Candle Company
Kenyan pastor Rev. Njohi has raised not only a few eyebrows but red flags with his unorthodox suggestion of having his female congregants remove their bras and underwear before coming to church, so that Christ can freely enter their bodies with his spirit, according to The Kenyan Daily Post.
Njohi, who is the pastor of the Lord’s Propeller Redemption Church in Kenya, reportedly refers to undergarments as “ungodly.” The bible-toting minister called together a meeting with church officials and allegedly discussed banning the under garments because people “need to be free in body and spirit in order to receive Christ.”
After warning his female congregants about the evils of skivvies, the God-fearing pastor spoke of the damnation they will suffer if they dare not to go bare underneath.
In true fashion, the church’s female population reportedly did come to church sans their undies, the Post reports, in order to prepare for their spiritual taking.
Sheriff John Whetsel said this went on for three months before the woman realized he wasn’t actually her attorney.
The woman agreed to participate in a sting, and Frank Kirk, 70, of Oklahoma City, was arrested Monday in a visitation room at the jail with the woman present. The sheriff’s office withheld her name.
Kirk was contacted to become the woman’s attorney in January but never became her attorney of record, Whetsel said. From her initial court appearance on drug charges, she was represented by the Oklahoma County public defender’s office and it’s not clear why she thought he was her lawyer.
Over the course of three months and six documented visits at the jail, the woman told investigators Kirk coerced her to masturbate in front of him, expose her breasts and touch his penis, according to court documents.
The woman learned Kirk was not her attorney this past week after a visit with her actual attorney from the public defender’s office.
As part of the sting, sheriff’s investigators recorded audio of Kirk making sexual advances toward the woman in a visitation room.
Investigators arrested Kirk, with contraband items including a cellphone and the sex toy, which was in his laptop case, according to court documents.