Naked skier left red-cheeked after burning his BUM in painful landing following daredevil jump fail

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This is the moment a naked skier suffered serious ice burns on his bottom after a daredevil leap from a 30 metre jump ended badly.

Sam Ruttiman was competing in the Toyota One Hit Wonder event in Thredbo, Australia, wearing only his skis and a helmet.

The event, staged last weekend, involves skiers displaying their best tricks after leaping off a 30 metre jump.

Most of the world’s best competitive freeskiers show up for the annual event, with $7,000 – just short of £4,000 – the top prize.

Before the main event there’s the “game show event” where there are smaller cash prizes for those who display creativity and style.

It prompted Aussie Sam to try a somersault – sans clothes – and his jump looked great until he tried to land.

Unfortunately, he wasn’t able to get his skis down smoothly, causing him to lose his footing and go tumbling over.

He eventually came to a halt – red-faced and red-cheeked after skidding on his backside for several metres.

It’s possible that Sam’s nakedness was actually the cause of his crash.

Jumpers need to carefully manage their speed to make a successful landing and Sam proved more aerodynamic without clothes.

That meant he traveled quicker than expected and came down further along the landing area than usual.

It wasn’t all in vain though. Australian Olympian Anna Segal, who came an fourth in the slopestyle event at the Sochi Olympics, was one of the judges.

She reportedly said she’d mark up any competitor who displayed nudity “but only if have they have a good body”.

 

Police mistake sex doll for corpse in South Korea park

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Police investigating a potential murder scene in a temple garden in South Korea got a shock when they discovered the “dead body” was actually an inflatable doll, it’s reported.

_77642281_sexdollFollowing a tip-off from a witness picnicking nearby with his family, some 50 officers arrived at the scene in Gyeonggi Province, near the capital Seoul, Tong-a Ilbo newspaper says. There appeared to be a dead female body near a waterway, wearing stockings and tied up with denim fabric and blue tape. But trepidation turned to relief when they examined the “corpse” and realised it was an inflatable sex doll – albeit a very realistic one. “The skin texture [was so] similar to that of an actual person that when the policeman touched it he mistook it for a human body,” a police source says.

Officials say the doll in question is imported from Japan and sells in adult stores – but seems to be popping up in brothels as well. The Chosun Ilbo newspaper reports on the ambiguities surrounding “doll experience” rooms for rent, saying it isn’t clear if they violate South Korea’s anti-prostitution laws. Since then, the issue has become even murkier, as sex robots have appeared on the market. The Humanity Centered Robotics Initiative says animatronic rent-a-doll “escort” services are especially popular in Japan and South Korea.

Woman Thwarts Thief, Then Gives Birth

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Police in Flint, Michigan, say a woman gave birth after she and her family captured a purse snatcher in a grocery store parking lot.

n-MARK-NEWTON-largeThe Flint Police Department says the woman was putting groceries in her car Tuesday on the city’s east side when an unarmed man grabbed her purse. Police say she ran after him, and he pushed her down.

The Flint Journal reports two bystanders stopped the man and retrieved the woman’s purse. The man tried to keep running but the woman’s family held him until police arrived.

They arrested 30-year-old Mark Newton. He was arraigned on one count of unarmed robbery and ordered held on $8,000 bond. It wasn’t immediately available if he has an attorney.

Police say she delivered her baby later that day.

Teenager Rubbed His Junk On Patron’s Pizza

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Angered that a customer called in a pizza order right before closing time, a Texas teenager allegedly rubbed his genitals on the patron’s pie as he prepared the takeout order, police allege.

austinsymondsBrent Bradley told cops that when he arrived at Papa Murphy’s pizza in Georgetown, a city 25 miles north of Austin, he spotted worker Austin Michael Symonds “rubbing his testicles on the pizza he had ordered,”according to a criminal complaint detailing the September 2 incident.

When confronted by the customer–who was there to pick up a large stuffed pie with Canadian bacon, pineapple, and extra cheese–the 18-year-old Symonds immediately apologized. “Man, I am really sorry, that was stupid,” Symonds said, according to the complaint.

Bradley then asked Symonds how old he was. After the teenager answered that he was 18, Bradley said, “So you are old enough to know better than to put your balls on someone’s pizza.” “Yes,” said Symonds.

In a recorded call with a store manager the following day, Symonds reportedly copped to adding the unwanted topping. Symonds again apologized, adding that he “did what he did because the customer had called in the order right before closing time.”

During a police interview, Symonds “admitted to rubbing his testicles on Mr. Bradley’s pizza,” according to the complaint sworn by Detective Chris Brown.Symonds acknowledged that he “probably” would have given Bradley his order had the patron not seen his scrotum on the pizza. “That’s the terrible part,” Symonds told cops.

papamurphyslogoSymonds has been charged with tampering with a consumer product, a second-degree felony. Brown noted that “substances such as fecal matter can be transferred by sweat to the scrotum and could have transferred to the pizza when Symonds rubbed his scrotum on the pizza.”

The teenager, who was arrested Friday, was freed from custody after posting $10,000 bail. He has been fired from Papa Murphy’s, a pizza chain with more than 1300 outlet

‘Boobie Squeezing Simulator’ Takes Virtual Reality To New Lows

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A YouTube video posted earlier this week appears to show an Occulus Rift virtual reality headset hooked up to a game where the sole objective is to squeeze an anime character’s breasts.

The experience is linked to a real-life set of foam breasts. While the “game” — if you can call it that — is just generally sad in a lonely adolescent way, what makes it creepy is that the character appears to wince and shy away when the player grabs her breasts.

Daily Dot notes that the game does nothing to dispel the “unfortunate stereotype ofgamers being basement-dwelling males with zero experience interacting with the opposite sex.”

The game is apparently called Boobie Squeezing Simulator.

Shoplifter Used Walmart Motorized Wheelchair Cart As Her Getaway Vehicle

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After stealing $600 worth of merchandise from Walmart, a Michigan woman made her getaway on one of the store’s motorized wheelchairs, according to cops who collared her two miles from the retailer.

shirleymaemasonShirley Mae Mason, 46, was arrested Monday night and charged with the theft of the $1200 electric cart and six bags stuffed with clothing.

During questioning by police, Mason said that she decided to swipe the motorized cart after failing to secure a car ride from the store. Mason, according to a police report, said she just “didn’t feel like walking.”

Mason, seen above, was booked into the Muskegon County jail, from which she was later released after posting bond.

Last month, an 18-year-old New Mexico man was arrested for stealing a similar Walmart cart and driving it to a meeting with his probation officer at an Albuquerque courthouse.

Teen May Get 2 Years For Pic Of Fake Oral Sex With Jesus

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Will this boy get punished for coming to Jesus?

A Pennsylvania teen may face up to two years behind bars for allegedly taking a photo of himself simulating oral sex with a statue of Jesus, Kron 4 reports.

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The photo was taken in front of Love in the Name of Christ, a Christian organization in Everett, Pennsylvania, and posted on Facebook back in July.

On Tuesday, the 14-year-old — whose name has not been released by police — was charged with desecration of a venerated object, the Smoking Gun reported. If convicted, he could wind up spending two years in a juvenile jail, according to Kron 4.

“Desecration” is defined in Pennsyvlania as ““Defacing, damaging, polluting or otherwise, physically mistreating in a way that the actor knows will outrage the sensibilities of persons likely to observe or discover the action.”

Patheos.com notes that in Pennsylvania, a vandalism charge usually carries amaximum penalty of only one year in jail. JT Eberhard writes:

So let’s say an adult (subject to harsher penalties than minors) elected to spray paint “Jesus loves dicks” on the side of this boy’s school. That guy, at most (and the “at most” comes in to play for people with previous criminal records, which this boy doesn’t have), would serve a year in jail – and that’s assuming the cost of having the wall re-painted exceeds $150, otherwise the penalty would be less.

But a 14 year-old does something stupid that causes literally zero property damage and he could face two years in juvenile jail because it’s a “venerated object”? That’s insane. That’s really ludicrous.

The teen’s original Facebook post garnered 124 Facebook comments, ranging from “Amazing” and “this is heaven” to “this is repulsive, even if you don’t believe you could at least have respect for those who do and those who ARE going to Heaven…you discusting [sic], disturbed, disrespectful little punk ass bitch.”

A spokesperson for Love in the Name of Christ told Raw Story that the ministry did not ask police to press charges.