Lindsey Blansett Allegedly Stabbed Son To Death “Because He Would Be Better Off In Heaven”


Lindsey-BlansettA 33 year-old Wellington woman, Lindsay Nicole Blansett, is being charged with murder in the first degree after allegedly killing her 10 year-old son late Sunday night.

The formal complaint filed by county attorney Kerwin Spencer says the woman “intentionally and with premeditation” killed her son, Caleb Blansett. Charges were filed about 4:30 p.m.

The complaint goes on to say that the woman “decided the boy would be better off in heaven than to face the world’s problems.”

It further alleges she took a rock and a knife into the bedroom where the boy was sleeping. She is accused of hitting him with the rock and then stabbing him in the chest with a knife.

“That is what we intend to prove,” Spencer said.

There is a court appearance set for Thursday at 1:30 p.m. at the Sumner County Courthouse.

The charge is murder in the first degree, which carries a potential life in prison sentence, Spencer said.

Police answered a 911 call just before midnight, and found the boy. The woman was in the house and taken into custody.

Wellington Police Chief Tracy Heath said he was awaiting an autopsy report, which was conducted in Wichita Monday.

The house is on the corner at 902 W. 7th Street in Wellington. Police had the area taped off and had several police cars and a trailer at the scene Monday morning. Police we wearing protective gear and carrying bags out of the house.

The child was a student at Lincoln Elementary School. Another child, a nine year-old girl, was taken into protective custody and later released to family members.

School officials confirmed that a student from Lincoln Elementary School had  died. Counselors are being made available to students at the school as needed, a school official said.

Tracy said as far as he knew, there were no drugs involved in the incident, and no other illegal activity. He also said there were no other suspects.

Male Kim Kardashian Fan Turns to Plastic Surgery to Look Like His Idol



British make-up artist Jordan James Parke adores Kim Kardashian so much that he spent a whopping $150,000 on cosmetic procedures, just so he could look like her. He has undergone over 50 surgeries including botox, lip and cheek fillers, eyebrow tattoos and laser hair removal.

Jordan revealed that he became obsessed with the star of reality TV series Keeping Up with the Kardashians after watching just one episode. “I love everything about Kim,” he said. “She’s the most gorgeous woman ever. Her skin is perfect, her hair, everything about her.”

After all his surgeries, Jordan does appear to be an exaggerated version of Kim – a look that has brought him quite a bit of criticism. But he isn’t too bothered because he actually seems to like the way he looks now. “I laugh when people try to insult me by telling me I look plastic or fake,” he said. “Do they think I’m going for a natural look? If I was, I’d ask for my money back.”

Woman Finds Vaginal Leakage Caused by Cock Ring Left Inside for Weeks


A tip for those of you trying out sexual accoutrements for the first, second or 75th time: When the fun is over, search deep within yourself to ascertain that none of the fun has been left behind. Because some things, cock rings especially, can stay with you far longer than you’d think. Even longer than a month.

For one woman, this holiday season has already brought one miracle: The realization that whatever horrifying things were coming out of her vagina were not caused by cancer or an STD, but by a neglected cock ring, sad, alone, and full of germs that she’d forgotten to take out of her vagina. Or, I guess, that she never knew was in her vagina in the first place. And apparently it was so far up there that she couldn’t even feel it until it started rotting and releasing a putrid white discharge from her vaginal orifice. This is her story, via Reddit:

We were fooling around with my boyfriend and he started fingering me. Suddenly he goes like “uhhh.. ummm.. Is this normal?” And asked me to feel it by myself.

I almost peed myself from fear. I couldn’t understand for the life of me what was this thing inside of me. I actually was feeling the opening of the cock ring.. When not stretched its diameter can perfectly fit a finger.

I thought it was my fucking cervix. I though it inflamed and fell down or something. I started to panic. You see, the cock ring it soft and pliable, but firmer than anything that could be inside me.

First of all, that is pretty much the scariest thing that could happen during sex with the one you love. I’d like to think that if my partner and I were engaging in a pleasurable sexual exchange he’d have the decency to wait until after we were done to point out any polyps or growths, but some people just don’t know what appropriate boundaries are. One point to this woman’s boyfriend for being caring; minus one point for freaking her out during sex. Sex is already all weird and pressur-ey, you know? I’m so focused on keeping my stomach held in the entire time that I can’t even imagine what it would look like if I suddenly got frightened? (I wish there was some kind of invisible girdle you could wear during sex. I would buy such girld.e )

Then I remembered. Flashback to Halloween. We got shipped this set of 5 cock rings. It was funny and exciting. We were giggling all the way from the post office. And of course we immediately decided to try them out.

My SO put on two at the same time. And it began. Fun and giggles.. And suddenly his roommate came home. We scrambled and in the haste of things not me, not my SO noticed that one ring was missing.

Pro-tip: don’t put two of those things on at the same time. It will not enhance pleasure. Source: experience. Since condoms were covered by his flex spending at the time, we bought like 40 packs and then tried to use them all. Yes, you can buy the ones with the vibrating rings with flex spending! No, you can’t buy a defibrillator — he had to return that. I was kind of sad because I like making grilled cheese sandwiches.

Here’s what this woman’s cock ring looked like when it went into her vagina:


And here’s what she says it looked like when it came out:

So when I finally and fearfully pulled that thing out it was fucking disgusting. It was sort of transparent. When we bought it it was fucking PURPLE. It was covered and filled with this white discharge. Like mayo or liquefied cottage. Blech. Gross as fuck. To my surprise the smell was OK. Not bad, just neutral.

But don’t take her word for it. There is, of course, a photo:

wtxrydczrxxsv3bptbirChewed up and smelling like mayo! (Which, coincidentally is the title of my upcoming autobiography available from Hyperion press in 2015.)

There are some things to be taken away from this story. First, “listen to your body” because your body talks (according to Olivia Newton-John, at least); second, “count what goes in and out of your body.” That’s pretty sound advice. It’s like in preschool where you have to make sure all the blocks are in the right spaces before you can go out for recess, except this is more like “make sure there’s nothing so deep in you that you can’t even feel it before you go into the other room to play Xbox or fall asleep.”

Sound advice!

Man Posed As Victoria’s Secret Rep To Get Underwear Photos


A man in Iowa City, Iowa, is accused of posing as a Victoria’s Secret representative in order to get women to send him underwear photos.

slide_374110_4501830_compressedPolice said Sean Boies, 29, used a phishing scheme to get IDs and passwords of University of Iowa students

He then used that information to create a profile on Qualtrics, a web-based survey platform that he used to create surveys he would send to female students, the Iowa Press-Citizen reports.

In one survey sent last January, Boies claimed to represent the Victoria’s Secret lingerie company and allegedly asked interested women to upload pictures of themselves in their bras and panties in hopes of being flown to Miami for a photo shoot.

slide_374110_4501832_compressedTwo women submitted photos, the Associated Press reports.

Police said Boies admitted that he created the survey specifically to receive pictures of women.

He also admitted sending a second survey in March promising a $25 Victoria’s Secret gift card in return for information, according to

Boies allegedly admitted to police he never sent those promised cards.

Boies is charged with two counts of identity theft under $1,000 and unauthorized computer access, reports. He was booked and released Thursday morning at the Johnson County Jail.

Joseph Blocker Arrested After Son Found Dead, Injured In Washing Machine


A four-year-old boy who was found dead inside a Garland home on Tuesday afternoon and his father was arrested on a charge of capital murder.

Joseph-BlockerPolice said Joseph Blocker called 911 to report that his son, Koda Blocker, was unconscious.

The child was dead when first responders arrived at the residence in the 2400 block of Newcastle Drive. Police said Blocker, 28, was home alone with Koda and a 22-month-old child.

A Garland man is under arrest for capital murder after his son was found dead at their home.

Detectives aren’t releasing many details, but they believe the family’s front-loader washing machine played a part in a little boy’s death, saying his injuries appears to be consistent with having been inside the appliance.

“From what we know about the washing machine … that door has to be shut, and then someone has to push a button on the outside to get that started,” said police spokesman Officer Joe Harn. “It does not start by automatically shutting that door.”

The washing machine has been seized as evidence. Blocker’s friends are asking people not to be too quick to judge.

“There’s no way he could have done this,” said Michael Dorfman, who described himself as a close friend of Blockers and one of the victim’s former babysitters. “It had to have been an accident somehow,” he said.

Dorfman says he and Blocker’s family believe whatever happened inside the house was a tragic accident. He says they are confident more facts will be uncovered soon.

“I can’t even imagine what he’s going through,” Dorfman said regarding Blocker. “Not only losing a child, but being locked up for it too, with no answer as to hey, this is what happened, and still being behind bars.That’s got to be brutal.”

Detectives from Garland Police Department are waiting on the Dallas County Medical Examiner’s Office to complete an autopsy on the child. Police say this remains an ongoing investigation.

Police said Blocker is cooperating with the investigation, but they’re waiting on the medical examiner’s report to help them understand what really happened in the house on Newcastle Drive.

Blocker was being held at the Garland Detention Center on $500,000 bond.