A Must-Watch: McDonald’s Ice Cream Prank

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You don’t often find a McDonald’s customer grabbing the vanilla ice cream by hand and leaving the cone — and the rest of the crew in momentary shock and disbelief.

But in a McDonald’s fast food outlet in Singapore, a group of pranksters did just that, with a hidden camera capturing the “priceless” reactions of the two crewmembers. Their facial expressions, perhaps a mixture of shock, amusement and disbelief, as caught on camera, went viral on Weibo and Facebook, but also caused quite a stir for the two McDonald’s boys in the video.

Macau-based Manner Productions, which was behind the stunt, had recently been in the limelight for staging the most creative pranks. But this time, the group apologized to the two crewmembers, promising to be more “considerate” on their next stints.

Well, so much for that, as the following video shows countless more pranks by just one man. We can only guess this guy has some more explaining to do! Check out the video below.

Woman Tries To Hide Stolen Vibrator In Child’s Stroller

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This toy ain’t for tots.

n-MISTY-largeMisty Ann Lee, 38, was buzzted after allegedly trying to steal a vibrator from a Spencer’s gift shop in Spartanburg, South Carolina by hiding the sex toy behind her child in a stroller, according toGoUpstate.com.

Lee went into Spencer’s Friday afternoon, stroller in tow, and picked up “a vibrator from the love unit,” according to a police report obtained by The Smoking Gun. The store manager told police that she watched Lee “slide the vibrator behind a young child in the stroller.”

When the manager confronted Lee, Lee allegedly claimed she had no idea what she was talking about, but found herself on shaky ground after the manager pulled the vibrator out of the stroller. Lee left, but returned to the store later, which is when the manager called the cops.

Two Die After Falling into Smelly Cesspit

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Two people reportedly died after falling into an open-pit toilet.

UntitledIn Xinxiang City, in China’s Henan Province, a woman dropped her cell phone worth US$300 into a cesspit.

Her husband, in an attempt to get back her phone, climbed down into the pit. However, he lost consciousness while inside the knee-deep pit due to a lack of oxygen. The woman’s mother-in-law tried to jump in to save her son, but also passed out.

After the woman shouted for help, neighbors came, and many tried to rescue them, but some of them also fainted.

“The smell was too strong. I lost consciousness before I could see anything,” a neighbor said.

After finding a rope, the people pulled a total of six people out of the cesspit.

The husband and his mother had weak pulses immediately following the rescue, but they were both pronounced dead upon the arrival of medical respondents.

Male Model with 24 Words Tattooed on His Face Says He Wants to ‘Make an Impact’

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Vin-Los-550x289Vin Los, a 24-year-old model from Montreal, wants to be the most famous man in the world. That sounds like an ambitious goal, but I’d say he’s taking way to seriously. Vin has actually tattooed the word ‘fame’ right across his forehead along with another 23 words  designed to make him stand out. The man’s face, neck and torso are haphazardly covered in an assortment of tattooed words and phrases.

If you’re able to ignore the tattoos, you’d notice that Vin is actually quite a handsome man with a perfectly chiseled body. Which is why I believe the tattoos are doing the opposite of what he intends – they’re actually taking away from his natural good looks. The fact that he’s covered his body with so many weird words like ‘lick’, ‘scream my name’ and ‘guilty’ is so unbelievable, that people actually thought the tattoos were fake.

So Vin recently created a video to prove that his tattoos were indeed real. In the footage, he is seen rubbing makeup off of his body using a wet rag, revealing the real tattoos underneath. His own name is revealed on his stomach in huge letters, along with words like ‘sex bomb’, ‘iconic’, ‘Tokyo’ and ‘New York’ on other parts of his body. He also has hair tattooed on his chest and stomach.

SAY CHEESE: Japan’s Most Famous ‘Schoolgirl’ Is A Man

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From the neck up, Hideaki Kobayashi is a middle-aged, bald man with a bushy mustache.

From the neck down, this Japanese man could pass for a Japanese schoolgirl as he parades all over Tokyo dressed in “Seifuku,” the name for the sailor outfits worn by teenage girls.

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The 50-something Kobayashi started dressing up as a teenage girl about three years ago. Before that, he was a computer engineer and an accomplished photographer — careers that he’s kept alive.

He made his debut at an art and design event, but joked about the reasons behind his decision to dress like a giddy schoolgirl.

“That’s a difficult question,” Kobayashi told Kotaku.com last year. “It’s not really something I’ve thought too deeply about. Hrm. I guess it’s because sailor suits look good on me?”

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As he’s become more comfortable in his own skin — and the schoolgirl skirts — Kobayashi has become more direct about his intentions.

“Japan society is all about conforming to the other people,” Kobayashi told CNN. “I just want to wear something cute.”

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Kobayashi is attracted to women, and identifies as a man even when he’s challenging gender norms.

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It seems to be working for him.

Even though Kobayashi sometimes gets rude comments from men on the streets of Tokyo, he’s became an internet celebrity.

He’s proud that he’s sought out by young girls who want to take pictures with him and post them online, Oddity Central reports.

Kobayashi’s reputation has spread so far that one Japanese prep school has hired him to teach teenagers to think for themselves.

“If there’s something you want to do, do that,” Kobayashi told CNN. “That’s my message. Be yourself.”

Kidnapped Girl Shot Dead as Police Open Fire on Her Captor

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kidnap20n-3-web-383x214 A 5-year-old Kansas girl who was kidnapped on Friday night died in a gun battle between police and her abductor following a high-speed chase, police said on Saturday.

“The matter unfolded quite rapidly,” said Leavenworth Police Chief Patrick Kitchens,” calling the girl’s death tragic. “We are still trying to sort out specifically what happened.”

Police said the sequence of events began about 7:30 p.m. on Friday when Cadence Harris of Leavenworth was reported kidnapped. Police said there was some relationship between the child and her abductor but would not provide details.

Police in both Missouri and Kansas were involved in the chase as the suspect crossed the state line before the incident ended in the northeast Kansas town of Leavenworth. At some point the suspect got out of his vehicle and pointed a gun at officers and they exchanged fire, Kitchens said.

“Anytime we have the loss of a small child it is devastating,” Kitchens told a new conference, adding that officers on the scene had tried to revive the girl.

He said it was not clear if the child was shot by her abductor, who was seriously wounded and is hospitalized in Kansas City.

The Kansas Bureau of Investigation (KBI) was called in to help investigate. Stressing that the probe only just getting under way, KBI Special Agent in Charge Mark Malick said it did not appear the girl was hit by bullets fired by police officers.

“Evidence we have at the scene at this time does not support any indication that gunfire struck the car or the victim, and specifically gunfire coming from law enforcement,” Malick said.

An autopsy was being carried out and would not be completed on Saturday, he told reporters.

If you are dissatisfied with the amount of ejaculate your partner produces, shooting him in the stomach will not improve the situation

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dcxszlxgehfuwqmvyqyjIf you feel that something is lacking in your sex life, the normal thing to do would be to talk to your partner about it and see what’s going on, and address it somehow. But I guess that’s not everyone’s style.

A woman in Southfield, Michigan, became so upset with her lover of 15 years after having some disappointing sex, she accused him of cheating on her, brandished a gun, and shot the man in the stomach. The reason? He didn’t ejaculate enough. UM. WHAT.

Prosecutors are appealing a decision to release 58-year-old Sadie Bell (who was sentenced 20 months to 10 years) on $10,000 bond while she appeals conviction, but as of Thursday she had not posted. According to Chief Assistant Prosecutor Paul Walton, it really did come down to the man, who survived, not…cumming enough. Via Opposing Views:

“She was upset with him,” Walton continued, “after a sexual act that she felt he wasn’t performing adequately and accused him of then having an affair, and then took out a gun and shot him.”

Walton explained that Bell “knew he was having an affair because he wasn’t producing enough ejaculate.”

Walton also noted that in her explanation to the police, Bell included some “very graphic” details, including “she liked sex, she expected him to be able to do what he’s promised; and she said, in essence, to quote her, she was pissed off, so she shot him.”

I think admitting you “like sex” is not exactly graphic, but also JESUS H. MACY IT’S CALLED COMMUNICATING. What the hell happened to using your words?! If someone doesn’t get the job done, how can you expect them to improve their game and maybe haphazardly “explore new terrain” by doing shit that involves ice cubes with a bullet lodged in their pancreas!?

ALSO, ALSO, WHY!? At the end of the day, it’s still violence over sex, and it’s horrific.

Pouty husband sends his wife a spreadsheet detailing her failures in bed

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Reddit user throwwwwaway29 has a husband, and her husband is fed up. He is so fed up that this morning he sent her an email that contained the above spreadsheet, detailing all the times she has denied him sex over the course of the last month or so.

The wife explains:

Yesterday morning, while in a taxi on the way to the airport, Husband sends a message to my work email which is connected to my phone. He’s never done this, we always communicate in person or by text. I open it up, and it’s a sarcastic diatribe basically saying he won’t miss me for the 10 days I’m gone. Attached is a SPREADSHEET of all the times he has tried to initiate sex since June 1st, with a column for my “excuses”, using verbatim quotes of why I didn’t feel like having sex at that very moment. According to his ‘document’, we’ve only had sex 3 times in the last 7 weeks, out of 27 “attempts” on his part.

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Look man, every marriage is different when it comes to settling on an acceptable fucks-per-month quota. But it’s never a good idea to voice your displeasure at where that fucks-per-month number currently sits via a passive aggressive email and a spreadsheet detailing your wife’s alleged frigidity.

Good work italicizing all the yeses in there, though. We can almost hear the echos from you high-fiving yourself when you typed those in.