Perhaps storing your methadone in a baby bottle is not the best idea


4304337_GA Johnston mother faces felony child abuse charges after police say she accidently fed her baby from a bottle she had used to store methadone.

Police say the 6-month-old girl was unresponsive when she was brought to Hasbro Children’s Hospital on July 10th, but has recovered.

They say 27-year-old Carissa Manning told them she accidently mixed baby formula with her prescription drug in the bottle. She called 911 after the girl become cold and would not wake up.

Manning was arraigned Wednesday and released on a promise to appear in court on Sept. 24. She also was ordered to have no contact with her daughter, who has been placed with another relative.

Manning has no listed phone number and an attempt to reach her for comment Friday was not successful.

Gay Porn Actor Bruno Knight Arrested At LAX With Half A Pound Of Meth Up His Butt


bruno_knightGay porn star Bruno Knight is used to putting big things in his butt, but did he really shove a half-pound of crystal methamphetamine up there? That’s what U.S. Homeland Security is alleging in a disturbing and extremely graphic affidavit detailing Knight’s arrest at LAX last month.

On June 16th, Knight (a U.K. citizen whose real name is Philip Gizzie) was attempting to board a Virgin Atlantic flight back to his home country when Customs and Border Protection officers—acting on a tip from the DEA—stopped and questioned him on the jetway.

According to the affidavit, Gizzie made several self-incriminating statements in an LAX holding room before defecating out two objects containing crystal methamphetamine. Later that morning at a hospital, he expelled a third object containing even more meth. In total, Gizzie was allegedly attempting to smuggle 226 grams (a half-pound) of methamphetamine back to the U.K.

Naked Man Accused Of Breaking Into Family’s Home, Licking Young Girl


San Jose police say two girls woke up to a complete stranger in their home attempting to molest them.

Victor-ManzanaresA 39-year-old man has been arrested by police after he reportedly ran through a mobile home park naked, made inappropriate contact with children — licking one of them  — and attempted to burn down a home.

Victor Manzanares is accused of burglary, annoying and molesting a minor, lewd and lascivious acts with a minor, being under the influence of drugs and resisting arrest, police said. It was not immediately clear whether he has an attorney.

San Jose officers on Monday combed through a mobile home park off Senter Road searching for Manzanares after neighbors reported seeing him running around naked.

Manzanares apparently also ran inside a mobile home through an unlocked back door and startled a 12-year-old girl who awoke to find him next to her.

“I was on the couch taking a nap,” the girl said. “I was in deep sleep when the man licked my face and I freaked out.”

Police also said that before Manzanares confronted the 12-year-old girl, he ran into the bedroom of her 11-year-old sister.

“He came into my room… he kissed my cheek, I thought it was my dad, and then he lied next to my bed and tried to touch my bum,” the girl said.

The sisters then grabbed their 7-year-old brother and ran out of the mobile home. The children’s mother, who was ordered out by police minutes earlier, was waiting for them.

The mother said the family has never seen Manzanares before. She said, prior to confronting her children, he turned on all the burners of their stove and gas heater and put a big pile of her clothes next to it. The mother believes he was trying to burn down their home.

Police then went into the home and arrested Manzanares.

The mother said she is still so shaken from the incident that she can’t eat, but she’s thankful her three kids are safe.

It’s official: naked young woman who fled police on foot was ‘Tripping Balls’


A woman “tripping balls” on LSD ran naked through an Arkansas city and fought with officers when they tried to restrain her, police in Fayetteville wrote in a startlingly straightforward report.

Incredible dash cam video footage catches Melissa Valencia, 21, streaking nude through a parking lot near South Church Ave. and West Mountain St. in the city in the northwest corner of Arkansas.

“Come here! Stop running!” the officer yells as he approaches the naked woman, who takes off when she sees the approaching police car.

A second car arrives and officers eventually grab the woman, who “ran approximately 75 feet to a pole in the parking lot and appeared to be attempting to hid from me,” an officer wrote in their report, obtained by The Smoking Gun.

Police first responded after a caller “stated (Valencia) was intoxicated on drugs and ‘tripping balls,'” the officer wrote.

As police try to take her into custody, Valencia begins to scream, “Let me go! Let me go!” as she is eventually taken to the ground and secured with handcuffs and leg restraints, the video shows.

“A blanket was placed around her and … Central EMS transported Valencia” to the hospital “for treatment for a possible drug overdose,” the officer writes.

“Please, stop,” she can be heard moaning on the video as officers handcuff her to a gurney and place her in an ambulance.

Valencia refused to tell officers who she was or what had happened, but she later spoke to a nurse and “admitted to taking acid at her boyfriend’s house.”

Valencia had calmed by the time police returned to the hospital to arrest her and she was “polite and cooperative” when taken to jail.

Dad Hid 16 Packets of Heroin In His Baby’s Diaper


A Delaware man wanted on a theft charge stashed 16 packets of heroin down his eight-month-old baby boy’s diaper when police spotted him walking yesterday on a New Castle street, investigators allege.

michaelpennmugAccording to cops, Michael Penn recently swiped items from a Verizon store, prompting the issuance of an arrest warrant for shoplifting.

Police officers approached the 25-year-old Penn while he was walking Tuesday with his three children. Seen in the adjacent mug shot, Penn was carrying the baby and his five-year-old daughter.

Directed by officers to put the children down, Penn initially refused, cops reported. At one point, Penn was seen placing something in the baby’s diaper, according to the New Castle City Police Department.

Penn was eventually detained and a search of the child’s diaper turned up the heroin stash, which can be seen in a police evidence photo. The heroin packets were stamped with brand names like “Bioshock” and “Death.”

In addition to the shoplifting count, Penn was booked into jail yesterday on narcotics, resisting arrest, and child endangerment charges. He was later released on $4500 bond. Penn’s children were turned over to the custody of his grandmother, and cops reported the incident to child welfare officials.

Man enters family’s home and recites scripture … at 2 a.m. by breaking down their front door … naked and tripping balls


A sleeping Seattle family got a rude awakening at 2 a.m. this morning when they heard someone smash through their front door.  The freaked out family woke up and then heard the odd sound of someone loudly reciting Bible scripture from downstairs.

The wife called 911.  Her husband brandished a baseball bat and the family with two young children hid upstairs.  When the husband looked downstairs he saw a naked guy in his house reciting scripture.

The naked guy took off running and police caught up to him down the road and after a brief chase, arrested him.

The naked guy admitted to being high on LSD.

Also, we thought his was a pretty typical alarm clock for people in Seattle. Anyone from Seattle can verify?

Drugged-Up Couple Arrested After Forgetting Infant Was In Backseat Of Car


A Denham Springs man, and a St. Amant woman were arrested Friday night by Walker Police on child cruelty and drug charges.


Police arrested Billy Arthur Henry, Jr., 35, and Lana Wallace Henry, 32.

According to a report, Walker officers responded to a report of an infant locked in a car in the Wal-Mart parking lot.

When police arrived, they noticed a baby crying in the backseat. Officers made the decision to force entry into the vehicle to rescue the child due to high summer temperatures.

Police checked the child for injuries and called the Office of Child Services.

Officers searched the car in an effort to identify the owner of the vehicle. At that time, Billy and Lana Henry were seen walking toward the vehicle.

When officers questioned them, they admitted to owning the vehicle and being the parents of the infant inside. Police learned that the baby had been locked in the car for nearly an hour.

Both parents were then arrested for child cruelty.

Based on their behavior, condition, and statements to officers, Walker police determined that both the father and mother were impaired.

One officer reported that the suspects “were unsteady on their feet and had slurred speech.”

Police then questioned the mother and father separately. Both of them seemed shocked when asked about the infant. Neither of them remembered bringing the child along with them to Wal-Mart.

Both subjects later admitted to taking Oxycodone. After searching the vehicle, officers also found marijuana, Adderall, oxymorphone (Opana), and a syringe in the wife’s purse.

Police suspected that the parents might have other children. The parents were initially uncooperative, but eventually told police that their three other children were with family at a house with a blue door, near a tire shop on Florida Boulevard.

Police located the house and found the other three children with a member of the Henry family. One of the children was a twin of the baby found in car at Wal-Mart. The other two children, both girls, were 10 and 11-years-old.

OCS placed all of the children into state custody.

The couple was transported to the Walker Police Department for processing.

When they arrived, officers found Xanax on the floor of the police vehicle in which the couple was transported. Lana Henry admitted to dropping the drugs on the floor.

Billy Arthur Henry, Jr., was booked with Cruelty to Juveniles; Possession of Schedule I CDS (Synthetic Marijuana); and Disturbing the Peace. He is currently being held in the Livingston Parish Detention Center with bail set at $26,000.00.

Lana Wallace Henry was booked on charges of Cruelty to Juveniles; Possession of Drug Paraphernalia; Possession of Schedule I CDS (Synthetic Marijuana); Two Counts of Possession of Schedule II CDS (Oxymorphone & Adderall); Possession of Schedule IV CDS (Xanax); Possession of a Legend Drug without a Prescription; and Disturbing the Peace. Lana Henry’s bail was set at $56,500.

After the booking process, a Adderall was found hidden on Lana Henry’s person, resulting in additional charges of Possession of Schedule II CDS (Adderall) and Introduction of Contraband into a Penal Institution. Bail on those charges has been set at $45,000.00. She remains in the Livingston Parish Detention Center in lieu of bail.