Police Arrest Man For Possession Of “New England Patriots Drug Pipe”


A South Carolina man is facing narcotics charges after police last night found him in possession of a bag of marijuana and drugparaphernalia, specifically a “New England Patriots drug pipe.”

bakerscmugMyrtle Beach Police Department officers stopped John James Baker, 47, because he matched the description of an armed robbery suspect. Baker, who was unsteady on his feet and had “glossy eyes,” was arrested for public intoxication.

During a subsequent search of Baker, cops discovered a bag of pot “along with drug paraphernalia (New England Patriots drug pipe).” Cops seized the pipe, which is not further described in a police report. The item does not appear to be officially licensed NFL merchandise.

Baker, seen above, was charged with pot possession, public intoxication, possession of drug paraphernalia, and drinking in public.

‘I Have Drugs’ T-Shirt Worn By Marijuana And Methamphetamine Suspect


The words written across John Balmer’s chest really fit him to a tee.

o-JOHN-BALMER-570 (1)The 50-year-old was wearing a shirt that read, “Who Needs Drugs?” in big letters, with “Seriously, I Have Drugs” in smaller letters underneath when cops allegedly found him with a bag containing — guess what? — drugs in a Kmart in Hudson, Florida, according to TampaBay.com.

The ironic arrest occurred after a Pasco County Sheriff’s deputy allegedly saw Balmer attempt to pass a plastic bag containing pot and meth to another customer on the checkout line,TBO.com reports.

When that person didn’t take the bag, police said Balmer walked to another register where he allegedly placed the drug-filled baggie on the ground.

Balmer returned to pay for his items, but store employees informed officers about the bag. The officers picked up the bag and discovered the drugs, according toMyFoxChicago.com

Balmer was arrested on one count of possession of methamphetamine and one count of possession of marijuana, WFLA.com reports.

Reporter Catches A Buzz In Front Of Burning Drug Pile


This is a video of BBC reporter Quentin Sommerville losing his cool while trying to report in front of a massive 8.5-ton pile of burning heroin, opium and hash. He acts about as professional as you’d expect a reporter on heroin, opium and hash to act, which is to say not very professional at all. Also, I’m pretty sure his cameraman passes out a couple times. No word if the BBC has any intention to pay for their rehab.

Mom overdoses on heroin with child in car


Police said a mother overdosed on heroin with a 6-year-old child in her car.

Officers responded to the Walgreens on Main St. at about 3:30 p.m. on Sunday.

14e72naEMT’s were providing medical treatment to a female who was inside of a parked vehicle in the parking lot. Also inside of the vehicle was a small child. The female was given Narcan for a heroin overdose.

Officers were then able to speak with the female subject who was identified as Laura Pelleteri, 45, of Manchester. The child was identified as Pelleteri’s 6-year-old son.

Officers asked Pelleteri for contact information of a family member to pick up her son while Pelleteri was transported to the hospital for additional treatment.

Pelleteri informed the officer that the name and phone number of her son’s father was in her cell phone’s contact list.

Pelleteri informed the officer to retrieve her phone inside of her purse. When officers opened the purse to get the cell phone, they observed two small bags of what appeared to be heroin.

The substance was field tested and did test positive for heroin.

After receiving medical treatment, Pelleteri was placed under arrest for possession of a controlled drug and endangering the welfare of a child.

The child was released to the custody of his father.

Man ate cocaine hidden in brother’s buttocks, dies shortly after


South Carolina Police say Wayne Joshua Mitchell, 20, died after he ate an ounce of cocaine that was hidden in his brother’s buttocks according to a WCIV report.

Deangelo_Mitchell_20111220031845_640_480Authorities have charged the victim’s brother 23-year-old Deangelo Rashard Mitchell, with involuntary manslaughter.

The incident happened when both brothers were in the back of a police car on November 30. The two had been arrested for trafficking.

Video from inside the police car captured a conversation between the brothers, where Deangelo pleads with his younger brother to take the cocaine in his bottom and eat it to get rid of it.

“One of us gotta do it, you the only one that don’t have any strikes. …You my little brother… I’m gonna get life,” Deangelo said to Wayne.

His bother complied and ate the drugs.

When officers saw the cocaine residue on the seat where Wayne sat, Deangelo told officers that his brother swallowed cocaine. Within the hour, Dwayne struggled to breathe, bled from his mouth and died.

Deangelo was charged with trafficking drugs and bonded out of jail December 1.

Once toxicology results confirmed that Wayne died directly from consuming the cocaine, police decided to pursue more serious charges.

A spokesman with the Charleston Police Department issued a press release on Tuesday stating that Deangelo Mitchell was in custody and awaiting a bond hearing.

Jared Kreft Accused Of Getting High Before Giving Horse A Blowjob


A Wausau man accused of performing a sex act with a horse has been charged in Marathon County with bestiality.

Jared-KreftJared Kreft, 30, was charged with sexual gratification with an animal sex organ, possession of drug paraphernalia, possession of marijuana as a repeat offender and bail jumping, according to court records.

On Wednesday, Marathon County sheriff’s deputies were sent to a barn in the town of Wausau, where they found Kreft near a horse, according to court documents. Kreft was wearing a face mask, black jacket and blue wind pants with holes cut in the groin and buttocks areas, according to court documents.

He told deputies after he was arrested that he went to the barn and performed oral sex on the horse and tried to arouse the horse with his hand, according to court documents. He said he had viewed “horse pornography” before the incident.

Deputies also found a blue and red glass pipe often used for smoking marijuana and a jar of petroleum jelly.

When they searched his apartment in the city of Wausau, a detective found a small amount of marijuana, according to court documents.

Kreft was ordered held on a $2,000 cash bond and ordered to have no contact with the residence where the crime occurred.

It was unclear from court documents who owned the barn and horse. Requests for comment from the prosecutor and the Marathon County Sheriff’s Department were not immediately returned.

A preliminary hearing is set for Tuesday.

This alleged scheme had pot-ential


U.S. Postal Workers in Long Island, New York are accused of stealing packages filled with marijuana and diverting them so that the drugs could be sold later, according to the New York Daily News.

Here’s how the alleged scheme worked:

After stealing the packages, the employees put new address labels on them — called “overlabeling” — so they could be delivered to new destinations in Long Island or Queens where the drugs could be sold.

n-MARIJUANA-large300In all, police said the eight employees stole 263 packages. Federal agents said they seized 129 pounds of marijuana worth up to $930,000.

“The evidence is rather overwhelming,” assistant U.S. attorney Charles Rose said on Wednesday, according to Newsday. “The defendants are public employees who violated the public trust. It’s a very serious matter.”

The workers are charged with theft of mail, conspiracy to distribute and possession with the intent to distribute.

If only there was some way to avoid illegal alleged scams like this and the lengthy prison sentences they can entail.