Headline: “Naked man goes on violent rampage at Oregon hemp fest”, with “Yup, that’s about right” mugshot

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Timothy A. Seaux.State Police arrested a naked man who was beating on cars and getting into fights at a Southern Oregon music festival that promoted the benefits of hemp.

Troopers went to the Jefferson State Hemp Expo in the Josephine County community of Provolt early Sunday found four men holding the naked man on the ground. Troopers took him into custody.

They said he kicked one of them several times and kept kicking in the back of the patrol car.

Medical personnel sedated the man and he was taken to a hospital in Grants Pass.

State police say 27-year-old Timothy A. Seaux (SO) was later taken to jail and held on charges of criminal mischief, menacing, assaulting a police officer and resisting arrest.

Man admits to ejaculating into coworker’s coffee to get her attention

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A Minnesota hardware-store employee with a crush on a female co-worker repeatedly ejaculated into her coffee and onto her desk in an attempt to attract her attention, police said.

cup-of-coffeeJohn R. Lind, 34, admitted to ejaculating into the woman’s coffee at least twice in six months and on her desk four times, according to a criminal complaint. Lind also said he wiped the evidence with her hair scrunchy, according to CBS Minnesota. The incidents allegedly began in February. The woman told police she had noticed repeatedly that her coffee tasted weird, and concluded the milk had gone sour.

The Beisswenger’s hardware store employee told officials that he was sorry and knew what he did was wrong, but he only wanted to get the woman’s attention, Lind told police on Aug. 28 at the New Brighton Public Safety Center.

According to the criminal complaint, the woman called police Aug. 26 after she caught Lind at her desk with his hands on his crotch and a “deer in the headlights” expression. After he left the room, the complaint said, the woman found bodily fluids on her desk, dripping onto the floor and soaked up in her scrunchy.

When police arrived, they collected the woman’s mug, coffee and scrunchy as evidence. The woman allegedly experienced problems with Lind before. She said in the police report that Lind often approached her with his zipper down.

Charges were filed in Ramsey County, according to CBS Minnesota. Lind faces two counts of criminal sexual conduct. If convicted of both counts, Lind could face more than a year in prison and/or a $4,500 fine.

Ramsey County Sheriff Department could not be reached for comment, but New Brighton Public Safety said the case is still under investigation.

Man accused of pulling teeth during sex named

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A man who allegedly tore women’s teeth out with pliers while having sex with them has lost a bid to keep his name secret.

Philip Lyle Hansen appeared in the Wellington District Court today attempting to continue his name suppression until his trial next April.

He is facing 11 charges, including assault and sex charges.

Crown lawyer Sally Carter said while there would be a “flurry” of media attention around the case once his name was known, that attention would not be sustained until his trial.

His lawyer Mike Antunovic said Hansen was attempting to start up a contracting house painting business and if his name was publicised it would affect his work and cause extreme hardship.

Judge Bill Hastings said hardship followed the arrest of any person.

“I accept there has been considerable media interest in this case because of the unique allegations that have been made.

However, he said claiming extreme hardship was a “very high hurdle” and he was not convinced that Hansen would suffer it if his name was published.

He declined Mr Antunovic’s application for Hansen’s interim name suppression to continue.

The relationship Hansen had with the women was suppressed.

Hansen has denied the charges, including using pliers to pull out a total of 12 teeth from three separate victims. He was arrested in December 2012.

Man In Court For Anger Management Hearing Assaulted His Female Lawyer

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kellylangeA South Dakota man who was summoned to court yesterday for failing to complete a mandated anger management class attacked his female lawyer inside the courthouse and ended up behind bars on a felony assault rap, police report.

Following a prior assault conviction, Kelly John Lange, a 34-year-old Sioux Falls resident, was ordered by a judge to attend anger management classes. But when he did not complete that course, he was ordered to appear in court to answer for his no-shows.

According to police, Lange (seen at right) became upset Tuesday with his public defender and attacked the lawyer in a conference room. The attorney suffered minor injuries, but she did not need medical assistance.

Lange was arrested for assault and booked into the Minnehaha County jail, where he is being held without bond.

While the attack was classified as a simple assault, Lange was charged with felony assault since his rap sheet includes two or more convictions within the past five years, according to jail records.

Wuilzon Cruz Accused Of Robbing Woman One Day, Raping Her The Next

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A 25-year-old man punched and robbed a woman as she tried to ride her bike home in the Craigin neighborhood, then when he ran across her again later, attacked and raped her early Friday, authorities said today.

Wuilzon-CruzWuilzon Cruz, of the 2300 block of Keystone Avenue, was charged with aggravated criminal sexual assault and robbery after attacking the woman twice in the 2400 block of North Leclaire Avenue, prosecutors said. Cook County Judge Laura Sullivan today ordered him held in lieu of $300,000 bail.

Cruz initially attacked the woman late Thursday during her commute home by slapping her, punching her in the face and taking $20 in cash from her bra. He then encountered her again early Friday on the same block, where he ripped off her clothes and choked her before raping her, prosecutors said.

A witness saw Cruz trying to flee the scene with blood on his shirt.

When questioned by the witness, Cruz said the woman was his girlfriend, according to court documents. The witness then went up to the victim, who was covered in blood and standing near a doorway and the woman told the witness she had been raped, according to court documents.

Police arrived at the scene a few minutes later, authorities said. Cruz was arrested a few minutes after midnight, said Police News Affairs Sgt. Bob Kane. Cruz continued to maintain the victim was his girlfriend, according to prosecutors.

Cruz is scheduled to appear in court again Sept. 3.

Arkansas Eye Shadow Enthusiast, 31, Arrested For Attempted Eye Shadow Heist

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eyeshadowAn Arkansas woman with an obvious affinity for eye shadow was arrested yesterday for allegedly trying to steal $144 worth of the makeup from a beauty store.

Brandy Allen, 31, was collared Monday afternoon at a Fayetteville store after she stuffed the cosmetics in her purse. Cops say that a female acquaintance sought to distract store workers while Allen swiped the eye shadow,

A manager at the Ulta Beauty Store detained Allen (seen in the above mug shot) until a Fayetteville Police Department cop arrived at the business and arrested her for shoplifting and disorderly conduct.

After posting $830 bond, Allen was released late last night from the Washington county jail. She is scheduled for a September 26 District Court hearing on the misdemeanor counts.

Female teacher’s NAKED selfie posted online by mistake could get her the sack

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A Russian teacher has been threatened with the sack after accidentally publishing naked pictures of herself online for her students to see.

Music teacher Elena Kornyshonkova, 40, from the town of Konakov near the western city of Tver, posted the pictures on social media where they were spotted not only by colleagues but also by students.

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Ship shape: The pictures landed the teacher in hot water

She had intended only to allow close friends to see the pictures on VKontake, the Russian version of Facebook.

After school governors were alerted to the naked photos, they asked the teacher to resign.

She refused, saying there was nothing wrong with nudity, and that she lives a ‘more honourable life than many others working in the teaching profession’.

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Leg up: She thought the pictures would only be seen by close friends

She said the pictures were shot during a private holiday in Spain, and had been intended for a small network of friends but had accidentally been published to a wider audience.

Until the naked photos were published the 40-year-old had been regarded as a good teacher, and has been working at the school since 2009.

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Baring all: The teacher’s students saw the pictures

But school governors have told her she will be sacked if she doesn’t resign by next week.