Woman Accused Of Dumping Her Quadriplegic Son In Woods To Hang With Her Boyfriend


Nyia-ParlerThis bitch. This cheery, smiling, happy-looking bitch right here has been accused of ditching her disabled 21-year-old son in the forest, with nothing but a blanket and a bible, so she could toddle off and hang with her boyfriend in Maryland for a minute.

According to police, 41-year-old Nyia Parler wheeled her non-verbal, quadriplegic son, who also suffers from cerebral palsy, into a wooded area sometime last Monday. She took the man from his chair and laid him on the ground nearby. She then covered him with a blanket, placed a bible on his chest, and walked away. And there he remained, in the cold and rain, for five fucking days.

When the man failed to show up for his scheduled classes at the School of the Future, school officials attempted to reach Parler. When she didn’t answer, they contacted the man’s aunt. She, in turn, contacted Parler.

Parler, the bitch, lied to the woman, claiming her son was there in Maryland, safe and sound, with her. Stupid lying liar.

A mere 24 hours after ditching her child, Parler was all snuggled up with her boyfriend, updating her Facebook with cutesy shit like, “I’m so happy!”

Her son, who was found by a passerby Friday evening, was said to be suffering from dehydration and a cut to his back. It also appears as if there was some malnutrition and something wonky going on with his eyes. He is said to be listed in stable condition, and is surrounded by family.

Police quickly issued a warrant for Parler’s arrest. She is reportedly in a hospital somewhere in Maryland, for undisclosed reasons, and will be extradited upon release. (I have $5.00 that says she “attempted suicide” when she found out she was caught). Though she hasn’t been formally charged, she’s looking at charges of aggravated assault, reckless endangering, neglect of a care-dependent person, kidnapping, unlawful restraint and false imprisonment. According to the attached video, she may also be charged with attempted murder — I haven’t found anything in print to back that up, though. Another of her children, a 16-year-old boy, is now being cared for by relatives.

Her boyfriend is reportedly shocked — Parler apparently told him her son was in the care of social services.

Woman stabs husband for stinking up bathroom


Something is rotten in the state of … Japan.

Toilet-bowl-jpgA woman has been charged with attempted murder after allegedly cutting her husband’s face with a knife, Jiji Press reports.

Emi Mamiya, 29, says her husband, 34, used the restroom and left a highly unpleasant odor when finished, Jiji Press reports.

Mamiya says her husband also tried to help their 3-year-old use the restroom without washing his own hands, according to News.com.au.

According to Jiji Press., police say the victim received a 7-inch gash to the left side of his face after Mamiya attacked him with a kitchen knife.

Mimaya was arrested at the scene but denies that she tried to kill her husband.

Atlanta police officer arrested for exposing himself


An Atlanta Police officer is charged with public indecency after asking a stranger if “she liked to massage penises”.

635648789103994133-CMaddox-MugshotThe responding police officer reported the 19-year-old woman had a “worried and fearful expression on her face” as she described what happened. She was in her car in the parking lot of the NCG Cinemas in Stone Mountain on Wednesday, March 25. A driver in an SUV parked next to her got her attention. She said he looked like he was trying to ask her a question.

When she rolled down the window, she told police he asked her if she liked to massage penises. He lifted his shirt, and according to the police report, was “actively masturbating”. She quickly rolled up her window, and he drove away. She was able to capture a good description of the SUV, including the license plate. Surveillance video also captured video of the SUV.

Police tracked the vehicle and description to Christopher Todd Maddox. He’s an Atlanta police officer.

A spokesman for the Atlanta Police Department confirmed Maddox is an officer assigned to Zone One but currently on administrative duties “pending the disposition of criminal charges.” Maddox was already relieved of duty from a previous arrest. The most recent incident was his second arrest.

Southwest Passenger Stabs Snoring Seatmate With Pen, Delays Midway Flight


Usually, when you’re flying through Midway, the only thing you have to worry about is that one endlessly long security line that drags throughout the majority of the airport. But for two passengers flying on Southwest Airlines from Chicago to New Hampshire yesterday, the typical drama that comes with jostling for armrest space turned…deadly. Ok, mildly irritating.

Passenger Lenny Mordarski was seemingly minding his own business as his plane was taxiing, falling asleep in his chair, when he supposedly began snoring and brushed his arm into his neighbor’s personal space. While most of us would just turn up the volume on our headphones and ignore it, his seatmate took matters into her own hands. ABC7 spoke to Lenny about the incident.

According to a Southwestern spokesperson, the woman was “trying to stop Mordarski’s snoring” by taking a pen and repeatedly jamming it into the man’s arm. We think Mordarski’s friend explains the whole situation best:

“Chucklehead here fell asleep on the taxi on the runway, and I guess his arm kind of brushed over to her. She just went nuts and started stabbing him with the pen. He screamed really loud, almost like a little girl.”

The noise alerted the flight attendants, who promptly had the plane return to the gate and had the offending passenger removed from the aircraft. Luckily, the Chicago Fire Department was called to the scene to examine the man’s injuries, where he was ruled clear to continue on his journey to New Hampshire. Despite the horrific ordeal, Mordarski declined to press charges, and the woman was free to take a later flight.

His friend on the flight, Michael Sutton, posted a photo of his injuries. Brace yourself for the harrowing photo evidence of the incident, pictured below:



Absurdity of the situation aside, we’re glad Mordarski was ok and seemed in fine spirits despite the incident. Traveling and airports can be the worst but this takes it to a whole other level.

Chinese Casanova Has to Leave Hospital with Police Escort after All 17 Girlfriends Show Up to Visit Him


A Chinese man who was dating 17 women at once has been found out after his girlfriends turned up to visit him in hospital following a car crash.

The man, surnamed Yuan, from the city of Changsha in Hunan province, had been dating all the women at the same time, and even had a child with one, state media reports.

His luck ran out when hospital staff began contacting his loved ones in the wake of his accident.

A stream of women between the ages of 20 and 40 turned up at Mr Yuan’s bedside only to learn of his substantial deception. Some women had been in a relationship with Mr Yuan for over a decade and at least one was planning their wedding.

“I was really worried when I heard that he was in hospital,” Xiao Li, a girlfriend of 18 months, told Xiaoxiang Morning Herald. “But when I started seeing more and more beautiful girls show up, I couldn’t cry any more.”

Mr Yuan’s motives appear in part to be monetary. Following a divorce in which he allegedly cheated his wife out of 250,000 yuan (£27,000) he swindled tens of thousands of yuan from his girlfriends, according to China Daily. He faces criminal charges of alleged fraud.

The story went viral on Chinese social media – although public opinion was divided.

One Sina Weibo microblog user, Duanbiao, said: “Hey brother, when do you give a training class? Single dogs [dudes] don’t lack money.”

Another user, Luk-Yiu, was less congratulatory: “A man with his looks managed to swindle girls and money, what an inspiring story!”

It was not just women that Mr Yuan deceived. According to China Daily he also fabricated a degree in civil engineering from Central South University, a well-respected university, in order to gain employment, though he only held a middle school diploma.

Annika McKenzie Charged With Beating Daughter’s Math Teacher Unconscious


A middle school teacher was sent to the hospital after she had the shit kicked out of her by the mother of one of her students.

Annika-McKenzieThe incident happened on Wednesday at Alverta B. Gray Schultz Middle School, when 34-year-old Annika McKenzie showed up to the school and waited outside of Catherine Engelhardt’s classroom.

When Engelhadt showed up, the two got into a conversation about an “incident earlier in the day.” According to McKenzie’s attorney, that incident involved the teacher putting her hands on McKenzie’s 12-year-old daughter.

Engelhardt reportedly refused to talk to McKenzie and instructed her to get a security pass. Police say what followed next was the teacher being shoved against the wall, placed in a headlock and thrown to the floor.

She was then kicked and punched by several students, including McKenzie’s 14-year-old niece. McKenzie then allegedly choked the teacher unconscious.

Another teacher was able to break up the melee, and Engelhardt was rushed to the hospital. She has since been released and is recovering at home.

McKenzie and her niece were both charged with second-degree assault on school grounds, a felony. Police also charged McKenzie with second-degree strangulation.

Hempstead Classroom Teachers Association President Elias Mestizo said that Engelhardt has been a teacher for 20 years and that many staff have voiced their concerns about safety at the school.

“Many teachers throughout the district and in this school also do not feel safe in the building, and there are reasons for that. And action needs to be taken immediately,” Mestizo said.

Engelhardt echoed the same sentiments when she spoke with reporters from her home.

“It’s not like I thought a parent would do something, but I knew something violent was going to happen,” she said. “I’ve warned them time and again that the children have no respect for adults. Yes, I fear for my safety. They can’t control the kids.”

According to McKenzie’s claims that this all started because Engelhardt put her hands on McKenzie’s daughter, Hempstead Village Police Chief Michael McGowan said McKenzie has not filed a police report.

Idiot Long Island H.S. Students Wear Homemade “Auschwitz” T-Shirts With Swastika


From the Long Island high school that last year saw male students wear t-shirts spelling out the word “Rape,” comes two more underage idiots.

The Commack High School duo–photographed while playing beer pong at a party–proudly displayed homemade t-shirts with a Nazi swastika and the word “Auschwitz.”


While the photo was taken off school grounds, education officials are reportedly investigating the students, who could face disciplinary action.

In a staement, school district brass noted that, “the actions of these students are not representative of the student body at Commack High School. We do not condone or permit any form of discrimination, bullying, or hateful messaging.”