Woman stabs husband for stinking up bathroom


Something is rotten in the state of … Japan.

Toilet-bowl-jpgA woman has been charged with attempted murder after allegedly cutting her husband’s face with a knife, Jiji Press reports.

Emi Mamiya, 29, says her husband, 34, used the restroom and left a highly unpleasant odor when finished, Jiji Press reports.

Mamiya says her husband also tried to help their 3-year-old use the restroom without washing his own hands, according to News.com.au.

According to Jiji Press., police say the victim received a 7-inch gash to the left side of his face after Mamiya attacked him with a kitchen knife.

Mimaya was arrested at the scene but denies that she tried to kill her husband.

Atlanta police officer arrested for exposing himself


An Atlanta Police officer is charged with public indecency after asking a stranger if “she liked to massage penises”.

635648789103994133-CMaddox-MugshotThe responding police officer reported the 19-year-old woman had a “worried and fearful expression on her face” as she described what happened. She was in her car in the parking lot of the NCG Cinemas in Stone Mountain on Wednesday, March 25. A driver in an SUV parked next to her got her attention. She said he looked like he was trying to ask her a question.

When she rolled down the window, she told police he asked her if she liked to massage penises. He lifted his shirt, and according to the police report, was “actively masturbating”. She quickly rolled up her window, and he drove away. She was able to capture a good description of the SUV, including the license plate. Surveillance video also captured video of the SUV.

Police tracked the vehicle and description to Christopher Todd Maddox. He’s an Atlanta police officer.

A spokesman for the Atlanta Police Department confirmed Maddox is an officer assigned to Zone One but currently on administrative duties “pending the disposition of criminal charges.” Maddox was already relieved of duty from a previous arrest. The most recent incident was his second arrest.

Southwest Passenger Stabs Snoring Seatmate With Pen, Delays Midway Flight


Usually, when you’re flying through Midway, the only thing you have to worry about is that one endlessly long security line that drags throughout the majority of the airport. But for two passengers flying on Southwest Airlines from Chicago to New Hampshire yesterday, the typical drama that comes with jostling for armrest space turned…deadly. Ok, mildly irritating.

Passenger Lenny Mordarski was seemingly minding his own business as his plane was taxiing, falling asleep in his chair, when he supposedly began snoring and brushed his arm into his neighbor’s personal space. While most of us would just turn up the volume on our headphones and ignore it, his seatmate took matters into her own hands. ABC7 spoke to Lenny about the incident.

According to a Southwestern spokesperson, the woman was “trying to stop Mordarski’s snoring” by taking a pen and repeatedly jamming it into the man’s arm. We think Mordarski’s friend explains the whole situation best:

“Chucklehead here fell asleep on the taxi on the runway, and I guess his arm kind of brushed over to her. She just went nuts and started stabbing him with the pen. He screamed really loud, almost like a little girl.”

The noise alerted the flight attendants, who promptly had the plane return to the gate and had the offending passenger removed from the aircraft. Luckily, the Chicago Fire Department was called to the scene to examine the man’s injuries, where he was ruled clear to continue on his journey to New Hampshire. Despite the horrific ordeal, Mordarski declined to press charges, and the woman was free to take a later flight.

His friend on the flight, Michael Sutton, posted a photo of his injuries. Brace yourself for the harrowing photo evidence of the incident, pictured below:



Absurdity of the situation aside, we’re glad Mordarski was ok and seemed in fine spirits despite the incident. Traveling and airports can be the worst but this takes it to a whole other level.

Chinese Casanova Has to Leave Hospital with Police Escort after All 17 Girlfriends Show Up to Visit Him


A Chinese man who was dating 17 women at once has been found out after his girlfriends turned up to visit him in hospital following a car crash.

The man, surnamed Yuan, from the city of Changsha in Hunan province, had been dating all the women at the same time, and even had a child with one, state media reports.

His luck ran out when hospital staff began contacting his loved ones in the wake of his accident.

A stream of women between the ages of 20 and 40 turned up at Mr Yuan’s bedside only to learn of his substantial deception. Some women had been in a relationship with Mr Yuan for over a decade and at least one was planning their wedding.

“I was really worried when I heard that he was in hospital,” Xiao Li, a girlfriend of 18 months, told Xiaoxiang Morning Herald. “But when I started seeing more and more beautiful girls show up, I couldn’t cry any more.”

Mr Yuan’s motives appear in part to be monetary. Following a divorce in which he allegedly cheated his wife out of 250,000 yuan (£27,000) he swindled tens of thousands of yuan from his girlfriends, according to China Daily. He faces criminal charges of alleged fraud.

The story went viral on Chinese social media – although public opinion was divided.

One Sina Weibo microblog user, Duanbiao, said: “Hey brother, when do you give a training class? Single dogs [dudes] don’t lack money.”

Another user, Luk-Yiu, was less congratulatory: “A man with his looks managed to swindle girls and money, what an inspiring story!”

It was not just women that Mr Yuan deceived. According to China Daily he also fabricated a degree in civil engineering from Central South University, a well-respected university, in order to gain employment, though he only held a middle school diploma.

Annika McKenzie Charged With Beating Daughter’s Math Teacher Unconscious


A middle school teacher was sent to the hospital after she had the shit kicked out of her by the mother of one of her students.

Annika-McKenzieThe incident happened on Wednesday at Alverta B. Gray Schultz Middle School, when 34-year-old Annika McKenzie showed up to the school and waited outside of Catherine Engelhardt’s classroom.

When Engelhadt showed up, the two got into a conversation about an “incident earlier in the day.” According to McKenzie’s attorney, that incident involved the teacher putting her hands on McKenzie’s 12-year-old daughter.

Engelhardt reportedly refused to talk to McKenzie and instructed her to get a security pass. Police say what followed next was the teacher being shoved against the wall, placed in a headlock and thrown to the floor.

She was then kicked and punched by several students, including McKenzie’s 14-year-old niece. McKenzie then allegedly choked the teacher unconscious.

Another teacher was able to break up the melee, and Engelhardt was rushed to the hospital. She has since been released and is recovering at home.

McKenzie and her niece were both charged with second-degree assault on school grounds, a felony. Police also charged McKenzie with second-degree strangulation.

Hempstead Classroom Teachers Association President Elias Mestizo said that Engelhardt has been a teacher for 20 years and that many staff have voiced their concerns about safety at the school.

“Many teachers throughout the district and in this school also do not feel safe in the building, and there are reasons for that. And action needs to be taken immediately,” Mestizo said.

Engelhardt echoed the same sentiments when she spoke with reporters from her home.

“It’s not like I thought a parent would do something, but I knew something violent was going to happen,” she said. “I’ve warned them time and again that the children have no respect for adults. Yes, I fear for my safety. They can’t control the kids.”

According to McKenzie’s claims that this all started because Engelhardt put her hands on McKenzie’s daughter, Hempstead Village Police Chief Michael McGowan said McKenzie has not filed a police report.

Idiot Long Island H.S. Students Wear Homemade “Auschwitz” T-Shirts With Swastika


From the Long Island high school that last year saw male students wear t-shirts spelling out the word “Rape,” comes two more underage idiots.

The Commack High School duo–photographed while playing beer pong at a party–proudly displayed homemade t-shirts with a Nazi swastika and the word “Auschwitz.”


While the photo was taken off school grounds, education officials are reportedly investigating the students, who could face disciplinary action.

In a staement, school district brass noted that, “the actions of these students are not representative of the student body at Commack High School. We do not condone or permit any form of discrimination, bullying, or hateful messaging.”

‘I wouldn’t have married her if I’d known she had deformed nipples': ex-husband


Deformed nipples “doomed” a marriage and ended a husband’s affection for his wife in 1975, a court has heard.

PhotoSet_NippleHypertrophyBut that did not stop the man fathering  three children with the woman and the pair staying together for decades.

The excuse has been used by a man seeking to reduce the amount owed to his wife in divorce proceedings in the Federal Circuit Court.

The dispute – which was heard in Canberra last year – related to the length of the marriage and the contributions of each party during the relationship.

The court heard the couple were married in 1972.

The husband claimed it ended in 1999, but the wife argued the relationship concluded in 2011.

The court heard the couple had slept in the same bed until 2006, had attended family events, gone on holiday together, and went out to dinner with friends up until 2011.

Financially, he did her tax returns until 2002 and they used the same credit card until 2007.

A compensation claim he lodged in 2004 referred to his wife doing the gardening.

The wife told his mother in 2011 that they had separated.

But the man claimed he had only gone to functions with her as a friend and the marriage had actually ended in 1999.

He argued he had been unhappily married since 1975 after discovering his wife’s disfigurement, but stayed with her for the sake of his children.

The husband claimed he intended to leave her once the youngest child reached adulthood about 2000.

“The person I lived with before our marriage was a fake, an illusion,” he wrote in an affidavit to the court.

He said his wife avoided sex and employed a range of tactics that “reinforced her true prudish character … to avoid her disfigurement being discovered”.

“I did not see her breasts, until late 1974 [when] I discovered [she] had a physical disfigurement,” the affadavit said.

“If I had seen them before I would not have married her.

“Our marriage was doomed. If she had not been pregnant I would have sought a divorce in 1975.”

During the December hearing, the man admitted the couple “occasionally” had sex between 1975 and 1999.

“[But] I wouldn’t call it love making of any sort. As far as I was concerned, I wanted out in ’75.

“I stayed in that marriage beyond 1975 because I considered myself a responsible father who wanted to look after my children.”

Judge Warwick Neville, in a judgment published last week, found the relationship had ended in 2011 as stated by the wife, and ordered they divide their asset pool accordingly.

The judge said evidence clearly pointed to the relationship ending much later than claimed by the husband.

“Whatever the husband thought and held privately about the end of the relationship, nonetheless he did nothing either to inform or otherwise to represent to outside observers that he and the wife were anything other than a married couple,” the judge wrote.

“[The husband had] a very cavalier, if not a misleading and remarkably nonchalant, bordering on an immaturely irresponsible, approach … to the marital relationship with the wife which he cannot now claim to disavow, or to assert that it ended in 1999.

“There was a patent level of bitterness or resentfulness towards the wife that coloured his view of the world generally and his evidence in particular.”

The judge – who described the man as “self-absorbed” – said the husband had been “nit-picking” during proceedings and sought to plumb the depths of what constituted marriage.

Judge Neville said unhappiness did not equate to separation and disfigurement was not a legal ground for divorce.

He said the fact the man continued to have children with his wife, despite his claims the marriage had been doomed, clearly represented to the world that they remained a marital couple.

“In my view, among other evidence is the critical fact that the husband did not act on his intention to sever the marital relationship with the wife.

“He clearly did not do it in 1974 or 1975 when, on his evidence, he considered the marriage to be at an end.

“And as I have observed, he continued to have children with the woman he considered to have deceived him in relation to some form of breast disfigurement, which he said was a signal element of the marriage.”