Teacher Pleads Guilty To Giving Boy, 15, Birthday Lap Dance In Front Of Middle School Class


feliciasmithThe Texas teacher arrested for giving a 15-year-old boy a “full contact lap dance” in front of her entire class has been sentenced to three years probation following her guilty plea to having an improper relationship with the student.

Felicia Smith, 42, copped a plea yesterday in connection with the late-February incident at Stovall Middle School. Smith, seen in the adjacent mug shot, no longer works at the Houston public school. She was named last month in a felony indictment charging her with touching the student’s genitals with her buttocks.

Smith claimed that she was coaxed into the four-minute dance by the boy’s classmates.According to a probable cause affidavit, the educator gave an energetic performance (which was videotaped by one student).

When the boy entered her classroom, Smith “grabbed a chair and placed it next to her desk,” investigators reported. With music playing, Smith sat on the teen’s lap “with her buttocks making contact with his penis while she began to move back and forth.” Smith also “fondled him with her hands by touching him all over his body.” Cops noted that the assorted contact caused the boy to “have an erected penis.”


During a police interview, the teenager admitted that he “slapped Ms. Smith buttocks a few times.” At the dance’s conclusion, Smith “got on her two knees and placed her head between” the boy’s legs, police charged. As she hugged the birthday boy, Smith said, “I love you baby, Happy Birthday.”

While Smith remains licensed to teach English Language Arts and Reading in grades 4-8, Texas state records note that she is “currently under review” by the State Board for Educator Certification’s professional discipline unit.

Headline: “Naked man goes on violent rampage at Oregon hemp fest”, with “Yup, that’s about right” mugshot


Timothy A. Seaux.State Police arrested a naked man who was beating on cars and getting into fights at a Southern Oregon music festival that promoted the benefits of hemp.

Troopers went to the Jefferson State Hemp Expo in the Josephine County community of Provolt early Sunday found four men holding the naked man on the ground. Troopers took him into custody.

They said he kicked one of them several times and kept kicking in the back of the patrol car.

Medical personnel sedated the man and he was taken to a hospital in Grants Pass.

State police say 27-year-old Timothy A. Seaux (SO) was later taken to jail and held on charges of criminal mischief, menacing, assaulting a police officer and resisting arrest.

Driver Makes U-Turn To Shoot Pedestrian He Almost Hit


A close call between a driver and pedestrian ended in critical injuries for the latter — but the harm was caused by a suspect wielding a gun, not a vehicle.

goldengatebroderickAccording to SFPD spokesperson Officer Gordon Shyy, SFPD responded to the typically-quiet intersection of Golden Gate Avenue and Broderick Street on reports of a shooting at 2:15 p.m. Sunday.

NBC Bay Area reports that a “near-miss” between a motorist and pedestrian at the intersection ignited an argument that ended with the driver shooting the pedestrian.

Witnesses who spoke with Hoodline said that the driver, “a man in his 20s or 30s driving a gray Honda sedan,” fired two shots at the pedestrian, described only as male, as he stood at the southeast corner of the intersection.

There is a four-way stop, complete with crosswalks, at the intersection at which the shooting occurred. According to a witness who spoke with NBC Bay Area, the pedestrian was not in any of the crosswalks as he crossed Golden Gate.

That’s when witnesses say, the pedestrian was approached by a driver traveling at “a high rate of speed,” and had to jump out of the way to avoid being struck. “What are you trying to do, kill me?” the victim reportedly shouted at the driver, who then, witnesses told NBC, made a u-turn and returned to shoot the victim.

After the gunshots, witnesses heard the victim cry “please help, I’ve been shot,” Hoodline reports. Witnesses aided the victim, who was struck in the chest and abdomen, until he was transported to San Francisco General Hospital in critical condition, Shyy says.

The suspect, who police do not believe knew the victim prior to the shooting, fled the scene and remains at large, Shyy says.

As always, SFPD urges anyone who knows there whereabouts of the driver, or who has any information on this case, to call their anonymous tip line at (415) 575-4444 or send an anonymous text to TIP411 with “SFPD” in the subject line.

Man admits to ejaculating into coworker’s coffee to get her attention


A Minnesota hardware-store employee with a crush on a female co-worker repeatedly ejaculated into her coffee and onto her desk in an attempt to attract her attention, police said.

cup-of-coffeeJohn R. Lind, 34, admitted to ejaculating into the woman’s coffee at least twice in six months and on her desk four times, according to a criminal complaint. Lind also said he wiped the evidence with her hair scrunchy, according to CBS Minnesota. The incidents allegedly began in February. The woman told police she had noticed repeatedly that her coffee tasted weird, and concluded the milk had gone sour.

The Beisswenger’s hardware store employee told officials that he was sorry and knew what he did was wrong, but he only wanted to get the woman’s attention, Lind told police on Aug. 28 at the New Brighton Public Safety Center.

According to the criminal complaint, the woman called police Aug. 26 after she caught Lind at her desk with his hands on his crotch and a “deer in the headlights” expression. After he left the room, the complaint said, the woman found bodily fluids on her desk, dripping onto the floor and soaked up in her scrunchy.

When police arrived, they collected the woman’s mug, coffee and scrunchy as evidence. The woman allegedly experienced problems with Lind before. She said in the police report that Lind often approached her with his zipper down.

Charges were filed in Ramsey County, according to CBS Minnesota. Lind faces two counts of criminal sexual conduct. If convicted of both counts, Lind could face more than a year in prison and/or a $4,500 fine.

Ramsey County Sheriff Department could not be reached for comment, but New Brighton Public Safety said the case is still under investigation.

Man accused of pulling teeth during sex named


A man who allegedly tore women’s teeth out with pliers while having sex with them has lost a bid to keep his name secret.

Philip Lyle Hansen appeared in the Wellington District Court today attempting to continue his name suppression until his trial next April.

He is facing 11 charges, including assault and sex charges.

Crown lawyer Sally Carter said while there would be a “flurry” of media attention around the case once his name was known, that attention would not be sustained until his trial.

His lawyer Mike Antunovic said Hansen was attempting to start up a contracting house painting business and if his name was publicised it would affect his work and cause extreme hardship.

Judge Bill Hastings said hardship followed the arrest of any person.

“I accept there has been considerable media interest in this case because of the unique allegations that have been made.

However, he said claiming extreme hardship was a “very high hurdle” and he was not convinced that Hansen would suffer it if his name was published.

He declined Mr Antunovic’s application for Hansen’s interim name suppression to continue.

The relationship Hansen had with the women was suppressed.

Hansen has denied the charges, including using pliers to pull out a total of 12 teeth from three separate victims. He was arrested in December 2012.

Man In Court For Anger Management Hearing Assaulted His Female Lawyer


kellylangeA South Dakota man who was summoned to court yesterday for failing to complete a mandated anger management class attacked his female lawyer inside the courthouse and ended up behind bars on a felony assault rap, police report.

Following a prior assault conviction, Kelly John Lange, a 34-year-old Sioux Falls resident, was ordered by a judge to attend anger management classes. But when he did not complete that course, he was ordered to appear in court to answer for his no-shows.

According to police, Lange (seen at right) became upset Tuesday with his public defender and attacked the lawyer in a conference room. The attorney suffered minor injuries, but she did not need medical assistance.

Lange was arrested for assault and booked into the Minnehaha County jail, where he is being held without bond.

While the attack was classified as a simple assault, Lange was charged with felony assault since his rap sheet includes two or more convictions within the past five years, according to jail records.

Wuilzon Cruz Accused Of Robbing Woman One Day, Raping Her The Next


A 25-year-old man punched and robbed a woman as she tried to ride her bike home in the Craigin neighborhood, then when he ran across her again later, attacked and raped her early Friday, authorities said today.

Wuilzon-CruzWuilzon Cruz, of the 2300 block of Keystone Avenue, was charged with aggravated criminal sexual assault and robbery after attacking the woman twice in the 2400 block of North Leclaire Avenue, prosecutors said. Cook County Judge Laura Sullivan today ordered him held in lieu of $300,000 bail.

Cruz initially attacked the woman late Thursday during her commute home by slapping her, punching her in the face and taking $20 in cash from her bra. He then encountered her again early Friday on the same block, where he ripped off her clothes and choked her before raping her, prosecutors said.

A witness saw Cruz trying to flee the scene with blood on his shirt.

When questioned by the witness, Cruz said the woman was his girlfriend, according to court documents. The witness then went up to the victim, who was covered in blood and standing near a doorway and the woman told the witness she had been raped, according to court documents.

Police arrived at the scene a few minutes later, authorities said. Cruz was arrested a few minutes after midnight, said Police News Affairs Sgt. Bob Kane. Cruz continued to maintain the victim was his girlfriend, according to prosecutors.

Cruz is scheduled to appear in court again Sept. 3.