Woman Accused Of Dumping Her Quadriplegic Son In Woods To Hang With Her Boyfriend

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Nyia-ParlerThis bitch. This cheery, smiling, happy-looking bitch right here has been accused of ditching her disabled 21-year-old son in the forest, with nothing but a blanket and a bible, so she could toddle off and hang with her boyfriend in Maryland for a minute.

According to police, 41-year-old Nyia Parler wheeled her non-verbal, quadriplegic son, who also suffers from cerebral palsy, into a wooded area sometime last Monday. She took the man from his chair and laid him on the ground nearby. She then covered him with a blanket, placed a bible on his chest, and walked away. And there he remained, in the cold and rain, for five fucking days.

When the man failed to show up for his scheduled classes at the School of the Future, school officials attempted to reach Parler. When she didn’t answer, they contacted the man’s aunt. She, in turn, contacted Parler.

Parler, the bitch, lied to the woman, claiming her son was there in Maryland, safe and sound, with her. Stupid lying liar.

A mere 24 hours after ditching her child, Parler was all snuggled up with her boyfriend, updating her Facebook with cutesy shit like, “I’m so happy!”

Her son, who was found by a passerby Friday evening, was said to be suffering from dehydration and a cut to his back. It also appears as if there was some malnutrition and something wonky going on with his eyes. He is said to be listed in stable condition, and is surrounded by family.

Police quickly issued a warrant for Parler’s arrest. She is reportedly in a hospital somewhere in Maryland, for undisclosed reasons, and will be extradited upon release. (I have $5.00 that says she “attempted suicide” when she found out she was caught). Though she hasn’t been formally charged, she’s looking at charges of aggravated assault, reckless endangering, neglect of a care-dependent person, kidnapping, unlawful restraint and false imprisonment. According to the attached video, she may also be charged with attempted murder — I haven’t found anything in print to back that up, though. Another of her children, a 16-year-old boy, is now being cared for by relatives.

Her boyfriend is reportedly shocked — Parler apparently told him her son was in the care of social services.

Atlanta police officer arrested for exposing himself

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An Atlanta Police officer is charged with public indecency after asking a stranger if “she liked to massage penises”.

635648789103994133-CMaddox-MugshotThe responding police officer reported the 19-year-old woman had a “worried and fearful expression on her face” as she described what happened. She was in her car in the parking lot of the NCG Cinemas in Stone Mountain on Wednesday, March 25. A driver in an SUV parked next to her got her attention. She said he looked like he was trying to ask her a question.

When she rolled down the window, she told police he asked her if she liked to massage penises. He lifted his shirt, and according to the police report, was “actively masturbating”. She quickly rolled up her window, and he drove away. She was able to capture a good description of the SUV, including the license plate. Surveillance video also captured video of the SUV.

Police tracked the vehicle and description to Christopher Todd Maddox. He’s an Atlanta police officer.

A spokesman for the Atlanta Police Department confirmed Maddox is an officer assigned to Zone One but currently on administrative duties “pending the disposition of criminal charges.” Maddox was already relieved of duty from a previous arrest. The most recent incident was his second arrest.

Southwest Passenger Stabs Snoring Seatmate With Pen, Delays Midway Flight

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Usually, when you’re flying through Midway, the only thing you have to worry about is that one endlessly long security line that drags throughout the majority of the airport. But for two passengers flying on Southwest Airlines from Chicago to New Hampshire yesterday, the typical drama that comes with jostling for armrest space turned…deadly. Ok, mildly irritating.

Passenger Lenny Mordarski was seemingly minding his own business as his plane was taxiing, falling asleep in his chair, when he supposedly began snoring and brushed his arm into his neighbor’s personal space. While most of us would just turn up the volume on our headphones and ignore it, his seatmate took matters into her own hands. ABC7 spoke to Lenny about the incident.

According to a Southwestern spokesperson, the woman was “trying to stop Mordarski’s snoring” by taking a pen and repeatedly jamming it into the man’s arm. We think Mordarski’s friend explains the whole situation best:

“Chucklehead here fell asleep on the taxi on the runway, and I guess his arm kind of brushed over to her. She just went nuts and started stabbing him with the pen. He screamed really loud, almost like a little girl.”

The noise alerted the flight attendants, who promptly had the plane return to the gate and had the offending passenger removed from the aircraft. Luckily, the Chicago Fire Department was called to the scene to examine the man’s injuries, where he was ruled clear to continue on his journey to New Hampshire. Despite the horrific ordeal, Mordarski declined to press charges, and the woman was free to take a later flight.

His friend on the flight, Michael Sutton, posted a photo of his injuries. Brace yourself for the harrowing photo evidence of the incident, pictured below:

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Absurdity of the situation aside, we’re glad Mordarski was ok and seemed in fine spirits despite the incident. Traveling and airports can be the worst but this takes it to a whole other level.

Annika McKenzie Charged With Beating Daughter’s Math Teacher Unconscious

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A middle school teacher was sent to the hospital after she had the shit kicked out of her by the mother of one of her students.

Annika-McKenzieThe incident happened on Wednesday at Alverta B. Gray Schultz Middle School, when 34-year-old Annika McKenzie showed up to the school and waited outside of Catherine Engelhardt’s classroom.

When Engelhadt showed up, the two got into a conversation about an “incident earlier in the day.” According to McKenzie’s attorney, that incident involved the teacher putting her hands on McKenzie’s 12-year-old daughter.

Engelhardt reportedly refused to talk to McKenzie and instructed her to get a security pass. Police say what followed next was the teacher being shoved against the wall, placed in a headlock and thrown to the floor.

She was then kicked and punched by several students, including McKenzie’s 14-year-old niece. McKenzie then allegedly choked the teacher unconscious.

Another teacher was able to break up the melee, and Engelhardt was rushed to the hospital. She has since been released and is recovering at home.

McKenzie and her niece were both charged with second-degree assault on school grounds, a felony. Police also charged McKenzie with second-degree strangulation.

Hempstead Classroom Teachers Association President Elias Mestizo said that Engelhardt has been a teacher for 20 years and that many staff have voiced their concerns about safety at the school.

“Many teachers throughout the district and in this school also do not feel safe in the building, and there are reasons for that. And action needs to be taken immediately,” Mestizo said.

Engelhardt echoed the same sentiments when she spoke with reporters from her home.

“It’s not like I thought a parent would do something, but I knew something violent was going to happen,” she said. “I’ve warned them time and again that the children have no respect for adults. Yes, I fear for my safety. They can’t control the kids.”

According to McKenzie’s claims that this all started because Engelhardt put her hands on McKenzie’s daughter, Hempstead Village Police Chief Michael McGowan said McKenzie has not filed a police report.

Idiot Long Island H.S. Students Wear Homemade “Auschwitz” T-Shirts With Swastika

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From the Long Island high school that last year saw male students wear t-shirts spelling out the word “Rape,” comes two more underage idiots.

The Commack High School duo–photographed while playing beer pong at a party–proudly displayed homemade t-shirts with a Nazi swastika and the word “Auschwitz.”

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While the photo was taken off school grounds, education officials are reportedly investigating the students, who could face disciplinary action.

In a staement, school district brass noted that, “the actions of these students are not representative of the student body at Commack High School. We do not condone or permit any form of discrimination, bullying, or hateful messaging.”

Man Beat Toddler To Death For Urinating On Him During Diaper Change

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Martin-Alvarado-JrPolice have charged 23-year-old Martin Alvarado Jr. with fatally beating his girlfriend’s 18-month-old after the child urinated on him during a diaper change.

Police were called to a home on Thursday where Alvarado was caring for his girlfriend’s son. The boy was found unresponsive and taken to the hospital where he would be pronounced dead.

An autopsy was conducted the following day  and the boy’s death was ruled a homicide after it was discovered the boy had died of multiple blunt force injuries from child abuse.

Alvarado was questioned and revealed ha had been in the process of changing the toddler’s diaper when the boy urinated on Alvarado. According to investigators, Alvarado became so mad that he repeatedly hit the boy.

Police arrested Alvarado and charged him with first-degree murder. On Monday he was ordered held without bail until his next court appearance on April 28.

The Illinois Department of Children and Family Services said they have had prior contact with the family, but would not elaborate. Another child that lived in the home has been removed and placed with a family member.

Man who had sex with dog on film accidentally sent video to his girlfriend

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Rhodesian-RidgebackA MAN who had sex with his dog on film and accidentally sent the video to his girlfriend has been ordered to sign the sex offenders register by a court.

David Buchanan filmed himself having sex with his Rhodesian Ridgeback pet on a tablet computer as he watched porn at home while his partner was at work.

However, his depraved act was uncovered after a video clip of the act was unwittingly sent to his horrified girlfriend’s mobile phone.

The woman immediately called the police and Buchanan, 34, was arrested and charged with sexual assault on March 7.

He admitted the offence and was ordered to register as a sex offender for seven years.

Keith Ballinger, for the prosecution, told magistrates in Swindon, Wiltshire: “This comes to light because it is reported by his then partner.

“She was at work on this day and received on her mobile phone a 29-second video clip from a tablet computer.

“That video showed him having sex with their 10-month-old Rhodesian Ridgeback.”

He added: “It appears her mobile phone and the tablet are linked by the cloud, and it is that way the video was sent to her.

“When arrested he said he knew he had done wrong and it was stupid.

“He had been at home watching pornography and wondered what it would be like to have sex with the dog.”

Ellen McAnaw, for the defence, said: “There is a great deal of embarrassment and shame about what happened.

“He spends most of his time at home drawing or playing XBox, and he doesn’t seem to have any friends outside the previous relationship.”

Buchanan, of Royal Wootton Bassett in Wiltshire, was made to register as a sex offender for seven years, given a 12-week suspended sentence for two years, 50 days of rehabilitation, £85 costs and £80 victim surcharge.