I love you so much, honey. WHAT? You posed in lingerie? IMMA HIRE ME A HITMAN TO KILL YOU

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1Dino Guglielmelli, 52, was allegedly fiercely jealous of his wife Monica’s sexy pics.

She had given up her modelling career to marry Dino in 2003 and set up a successful skin care range.

But Monica, from Canyon County, Santa Clarita, chose to walk the catwalk once again following the birth of their children in 2010.

Dino opposed the move, according to sources, and finally “hit the roof” when she posed for photographer Kenneth Matthews.

They began a custody battle over their children and a bitter divorce process. She later found out he was taped trying to hire a friend to kill her.

3A source close to the investigation told the Mail Online: “He became insanely jealous. He could not stand the idea that men were ogling his wife in raunchy magazines like Maxim.

“The tipping point was a photo shoot she did with Kenneth Matthews in 2012. Dino saw the pictures and hit the roof.

“It was a professional shoot in an LA studio, there was a team of assistants, make up artists and stylists. But Dino accused Monica and Kenneth of getting too close.

“Sure the photos are raunchy – they are underwear shots – but that’s what Monica’s fans expect. Dino told her she wasn’t doing anymore photo shoots. Period.

“He stopped her doing anymore movie shoots, he killed a possible movie deal.

“That’s when Monica knew she needed to leave him. And Dino went crazy. He was a control freak who needed to be win at everything. It was then he allegedly hired the hitman.”

Guglielmelli allegedly offered Richard Fuhrmann $80,000 to kill his wife.

2Richard then went to the police and recorded their next conversation. Guglielmelli allegedly discussed specifics about how to perform the murder.

He has been in custody since being unable to find the $10million bail.

Monica is now fighting to regain her share of their skin-care business. Monica’s representatives were unable to comment on the case.

Rapper Andre Johnson Cut Off His Penis Before Jumping From Building

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Andre-Johnson-125x188Rapper Andre Johnson severed his penis and jumped from a Los Angeles apartment building early Wednesday, police said.

Johnson was seriously injured, but survived the fall from the second level of the building in North Hollywood, Los Angeles Police Sgt. William Mann said.

Johnson, along with his recovered penis, was taken to Cedars-Sinai Medical Center, where he was being treated, Mann said.

Details about what triggered the incident were not available.

Johnson has been a member of Northstar, a Long Beach, California, hip hop group that was part of the Wu-Tang Clan family, according to the Wu-Tang Clan website. He performs under the name Christ Bearer.

His recording credits include “When the Guns Come Out,” which was included on the soundtrack of the 2004 film “Blade: Trinity,” according to the Internet Movie Database.

Scott Sholds Accused Of Using Cell Phone To Record Himself Raping 2-Year-Old Girl

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A Fayetteville man was arrested Wednesday after police say he raped a two-year-old girl and recorded it on a cell phone.

sholds-mugshotScott Sholds, 31, was arrested on suspicion of distributing, possession and viewing child pornography, computer exploitation of a child and felony rape or sexual intercourse. He remained Wednesday in the Washington County Detention Center on $100,000 bond, according to the Washington County Sheriff’s Office.

His arraignment is set for May 16, according to the Sheriff’s Office.

Police said Sholds’ ex-girlfriend lost her phone after her son took it and gave it to Sholds, the boy’s father. After the ex-girlfriend recovered her cell phone, she noticed a video on it apparently showing Sholds having sex with a very young girl, later identified as the two-year-old daughter of an acquaintance, according to a preliminary report from the Washington County Prosecutor’s Office.

The ex-girlfriend told police she was sure the man in the video was Sholds. Police later matched the voice on the phone with the voice of Sholds, according to the preliminary report.

Sholds allegedly denied being in the video and told police he never lived or slept at the girl’s home. Police later learned he actually had lived there for at least the last nine days, the report states.

Texan, 23, Headed To State Prison For Urinating On The Alamo

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A Texas man was sentenced yesterday to 18 months in state prison for urinating on the Alamo.

Daniel Athens, a 23-year-old El Paso resident, pleaded guilty earlier this year to a criminal mischief charge in connection with danielathensthe April 2012 incident at the Texas shrine. While Athens could have faced a maximum of two years in custody, a plea deal saved him up to six months in custody.

Athens was also ordered to pay $4000 in restitution by District Judge Ray Olivarri. Since Athens is not eligible for parole, he will have to serve the entirety of his 18-month sentence.

As detailed in a San Antonio Police Department report, an Alamo Ranger spotted the tipsy Athens standing in a “chained off area not open to the public” making “the motions of putting his penis back in his pants.” Upon investigation, the cop discovered that there was “a puddle on the original mortar of the Shrine.”

Urinating on the 250-year-old “Shrine of Texas Liberty” can cause damage to the landmark since the Alamo’s “limestone absorbs the salt and then pushes the salt out. When the salt gets pushed out so does the face of the limestone and through this process the urine contributes to the eroding of the limestone,” police reported.

Well look at this … a restaurant with a penis with a moustache logo

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Penis-deli-600x400Yelp reviewers and out-of-town passersby alike see the same thing when they look at the sign for Market Place & Cafe in Ballston: a phallus.

But despite giggles from around the internet and outside the doors, the store at 901 N. Glebe Road has kept the logo plastered on its windows for at least 5 years. And there’s no indication that it will be changing any time soon.

The restaurant’s owner declined requests for comment, demanding that an ARLnow.com employee leave the store after identifying himself as a reporter — but before even getting a chance to ask about the sign.

It’s unclear why the store has stuck with the logo — which seems intended to be a mustachioed figure with an prodigiously tall chef’s hat — for all these blush-inducing years. Commentary about the sign on Yelp dates back to 2009.

“My coworkers refer to the place as CnB Deli,” Steve L. wrote in 2009. “If you look at the picture I’ve attached you’ll see why: the logo for this place is of a huge c— and balls.”

“Welcome to Dong Deli,” Steve T. wrote in 2011. “Despite the ridic [sic] logo, the food isn’t that bad.”

The most recent review on the Yelp page was written last year by Matt R., who gave the deli five stars. Matt wrote: “I have never eaten here but their logo is a PENIS WITH A MOUSTACHE. 5 stars.”

Brandon Kline, visiting the area from his home on Long Island, N.Y., said he didn’t notice the sign at first, until he was walking from the Ballston Metro to the Holiday Inn a block away from Market Place Cafe and saw that a crowd had gathered to take photos.

“It was soon apparent why the crowd was taking pictures,” Kline told ARLnow.com. Kline said it reminded him of the phallic sign for the Austin Motel in Austin, Texas, “but even that isn’t as bad” as Market Place’s.

“They definitely knew it was a [penis] sign when they made it,” Kline’s girlfriend, Abby Koppa, said. “There’s no way it was unintentional.”

First-grader accused of bringing knife on bus, threatening female student

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knifeA first-grade student from Bullskin Township Elementary School was suspended for three days after bringing a knife onto a school bus last week, according to the district superintendent.

Authorities told Channel 11’s Jodine Costanzo that the student slashed his seat and the seat in front of him while riding home on April 7.

Investigators said the boy is also accused of threatening a girl who was sitting in the seat in front of him.

“He held the weapon up to the girl and maybe said something to her and she felt threatened,” said Dr. Dan Lujetic, the Connellsville Schools superintendent.

Other students on the bus alerted the driver of what had happened, and the driver confiscated the knife.

“That’s very scary.  Just wow at that age.  A first grader?” said parent Karen Hollis.

The superintendent said the boy was suspended for three days and is now in an alternative school for the rest of the year.

Angry Over Being Taxed 22¢ Nahshon Sheldon Pulls A .22 Submachine Gun

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dt_common_streams_StreamServerA Chicago man who claimed he was “tax exempt” and didn’t have to pay the 22-cent sales tax on his $1.79 two-liter of Pepsi allegedly pulled a .22 caliber submachine gun to avoid forking over the extra cash at a convenience store on Saturday.

Nahshon Shelton was charged with five counts, including felony unlawful use of a weapon, aggravated assault and having an invalid FOID card, and is currently being held without bail.

“I’m going to shoot you in the head three times,” the 36-year-old allegedly said during the incident. “Right now I’m going to smoke your ass. You’re not listening, I’m killing everyone in here.”

After he was arrested, Shelton allegedly told police, “[This] is my neighborhood, I’m tax exempt! Man, you know what, I’ll keep it real. I had to put them in their place.”

According to Assistant State Attorney Claire Savaglio, the entire incident was captured on the store’s surveillance cameras.

Pizza Chain Advertises Rabbit Pizza for Easter with Billboards Made of Real Dead Rabbits

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It’s the Easter Bunny’s worst nightmare.

New Zealand based pizza chain Hell Pizza is drumming up some publicity for its Easter special, a pizza featuring rabbit meat, by erecting a billboard made of real rabbit fur.

“New for Easter,” the billboard reads. “Rabbit Pizza. Made from real rabbit. Like this billboard.”

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The pizza chain, which has two locations in British Columbia, is no stranger to controversy, which may explain why the restaurant saw fit to justify its use of the bunny pelts as a PR stunt even before the bulk of backlash started rolling in.

“A note on our billboard,” Hell Pizza wrote in a post on its Facebook page “As well as being a delicious meat, and even quite cute, rabbits are unfortunately also a noted pest that is damaging to the New Zealand environment, particularly in the South Island.”

The restaurant clarifies that the rabbit pelts are ethically sources from “a professional animal tanning company, who in turn sourced them from local meat processing companies where the skins are a regular by-product.”

Ben Cumming, Hell Pizza’s general manager, said that rabbits are one of the healthiest meats available, and thinks that this new pizza will do very well.

“Eating rabbit meat isn’t just environmentally sustainable – it’s actually helping to reduce pests,” said Cumming, telling New Zealand marketing publication Stop Press that the chain also plans to mail out “lost bunny” posters to thousands of homes in yet another twisted ad scheme to promote the rabbit pies.

PETA UK Associate Director Mimi Bekhech, however, is not pleased with the stunt.

“Hell Pizza may be in trouble for more than the skinned rabbits rotting on its unappetizing billboard,” she said in an interview with The Huffington Post, “because contrary to its claims, there is nothing ‘ethical’ about how the rabbits were slaughtered.”

“As for the name, ‘Hell’ sounds about right, because it’s what the rabbits likely experienced before they were made part of this tacky PR stunt.”

Hell Pizza is likely taking the criticism in stride, having previously courted controversy with its marketing schemes.

In 2006, the chain promoted its “Lust Pizza” – by mailing out 17,000 condoms. Two years later, a man named Walter Scott, 24, struck a deal with the pizza company to sell his soul to them for $3,800. Rachael Allison, head of marketing for Hell Pizza, flew to his home town to pick up his “soul” (or at least the deed that made Hell Pizza the new owners).

But it hasn’t always worked out for Hell Pizza: In 2011, the chain was forced to apologize after including a note reading “you will marry a transgender” in its “misfortune cookies.”

Hell Pizza was established in 1996 in Kelburn, New Zealand.

Just a suggestion, but you should always remove your ID badge before installing a covert video camera in your area school’s girls’ restroom

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An affidavit filed in federal court April 14, 2014, offered new details into why investigators think Isabel is responsible for placing those cameras, and possibly others, in restrooms at the school.

untitled, 29, was charged after recording devices were found “covertly placed” in two stalls at Hayes Elementary School on Concord Street Wednesday, April 2, 2014.  Isabel was in charge of the Stepping Stones after-school program at Hayes Elementary.

The affidavit said a custodian found a small gray junction box hanging on a wall opposite a toilet in a girls’ restroom at the school on April 2.  The custodian looked closer, discovered a camera in the box and took the device to the principal’s office.  That’s when police were called.

Investigators said the custodian said she had seen a small black device about a week earlier on the wall in a staff restroom in the school library.  She thought the device was part of the automatic flushing toilet, and other employees had also seen the device.  Although the device was gone a few hours later, no one reported seeing it to the principal or other authorities.

When police determined Isabel had been working when the devices were found, he was brought into the principal’s office to meet with investigators.

When asked if he ever went into the girls’ restroom, Isabel told investigators he goes in there occasionally if he, or a student, needs a tissue, the affidavit said.

“(Isabel) handled the gray device and then made the comment that his fingerprints will now be on the box,” the affidavit said.  Isabel also told police he thought he had seen the junction box before, in a stall in the girls’ bathroom.  When police checked the girls’ restroom, they found recording devices behind toilets in two of the stalls.  The custodian confirmed those devices were just like the one she had seen in the staff restroom.

Cameras were found in the junction box and in the two devices found behind the toilets.

Meanwhile, Isabel left school “ostensibly because he was ill,” the affidavit said.

Police later found the cameras contained close-up images of children from the waist down as they used the toilet.

The cameras were, apparently, operating when they were put into place.  They not only captured images of the victims, but the affidavit says images of the man who placed the cameras were also recorded.

“Although the male’s face is not visible, his identification card can be seen hanging from a lanyard on his neck,” the affidavit said about one of the cameras.  Another camera captured video of a man installing the camera, and the school principal identified that man as Isabel from a still image police captured from the video.

Never, ever lick a policeman in the eye …. they hate that

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Meet Christopher Nicholas Hiatt.

hiattThe 34-year-old Montana man is locked up in lieu of $45,000 bond after allegedly licking the eye of a police officer seeking to arrest him Saturday night outside the Pisser’s Palace tavern.

Police encountered Hiatt after he called 911 to report a theft. After discovering that Hiatt had an active arrest warrant from a neighboring county, officers sought to arrest him. According to investigators, Hiatt struggled when cops sought to handcuff him.

As officers subsequently tried to stuff Hiatt (seen above) in a patrol car, he allegedly licked one of the cop’s eyes. The licking occurred in front of Pisser’s Palace in Walkerville, a Butte suburb.

According to jail records, Hiatt is being held on four charges, including felony assault on a peace officer and assault with bodily fluid, a misdemeanour.