Lawsuit: Clowns With Sex Toys Attacked Family

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Two men dressed as clowns and armed with purple sex toys allegedly accosted an Illinois woman and her teenage daughter as they attempted to buy tickets to a haunted house, according to a lawsuit.

massacrehauntedhouseIn a Circuit Court complaint filed yesterday, Regina Janito, 38, claimed that she and her child, a high school student, were confronted by the pair on October 11 as they approached the Massacre Haunted House in Montgomery, a village about 45 miles from Chicago.

The Janitos, who were accompanied by three other children, were allegedly attackedby haunted house worker Robert Keller, 23, and another man, both of whom were “dressed in clown costumes.” Keller was “holding a vibrating, purple sex toy”  and the other clown was holding a teddy bear with a vibrator attached to the stuffed animal’s “groin area.”

As Janito sought to reach the ticket window around 7:45 PM, the two clowns allegedly surrounded her daughter. Keller, according to the lawsuit, “began to violently poke the Minor in various parts of her body, including her buttocks.” The other clown “inserted the Teddy Bear Vibrator into his own mouth and began simulating oral sex.”

The complaint accuses Keller of yelling “Do you want some more?” and “You know you like it in the butt!” at the girl. When Janito sought to intercede, Keller waved the purple vibrator in her face “in a threatening manner.” While doing this, he commented, “You like this!,” the complaint charges.

robertkellerfrontJanito and the children returned to their vehicle and left the area. Janito subsequently called police, who later arrested Keller for battery and disorderly conduct. As seen above, Keller, a haunted house volunteer, posed for a mug shot wearing a white t-shirt with fake blood and bloody handprints.

Janito’s October 21 lawsuit names Keller, the haunted house, and the second clown (identified as “John Doe”) as defendants. The clowns are accused of sexual battery, assault, and infliction of emotional distress. The haunted house is charged with negligence for allowing “Keller and John Doe to attack Janito and the Minor with sex toys.”

The lawsuit seeks in excess of $50,000 in damages for each of the complaint’s six counts, as well as unspecified punitive damages.

Heroic Ex Girlfriend Rescues Teen From Horrific Catholic School Sex Abuse

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A former Catholic high school gym teacher was arrested Monday on charges she repeatedly had sex with a 16-year-old male student — including on the Staten Island campus, law enforcement sources told The Post.

Megan Mahoney, 24, was charged with 30 counts of statutory rape for a series of trysts that authorities say took place between Oct. 31, 2013, and Jan. 9.

Mahoney romped with the teen “on numerous occasions, that is at least two times per week during the period,” court papers claim.

14988449073_f32995cd13_oShe also was charged with four counts of “criminal sexual act” because of mutual oral sex that she and the boy allegedly engaged in “at least two times per month during said period.”

An investigation by the NYPD’s Special Victims Squad revealed that some of the alleged encounters took place on school grounds, a source said.The sexual shenanigans at Moore Catholic High School were exclusively reported by The Post in August, along with athletic director Richard Postiglione being stripped of his duties over the scandal.

Mahoney, who also was Moore’s assistant athletic director and an assistant girls basketball coach, resigned under fire after the teen’s ex-girlfriend spotted him and Mahoney at a pizzeria and called the cops, sources have said.

The boy was unaware of Mahoney’s arrest when contacted by The Post on Monday evening.

“I don’t really know how I feel about it,” he said. He has said he was expelled from Moore over his alleged assignations with the pretty brunette — although the archdiocese said he was not booted over the scandal.

Earlier this year, the boy told The Post that his relationship with Mahoney — a former hoops star at Wagner College — developed after she approached him in the school’s gym and offered to coach him in basketball.

He recalled boasting about his experiences to his best friend and several other kids, who responded by saying, “How awesome — good job.”

The sex charges against Mahoney are felonies that each carry a maximum of four years in jail.

Mahoney, who was released without bail, declined to comment afterward, as did her defense lawyer.

A spokesman said the Archdiocese of New York was unaware of Mahoney’s arrest but “will cooperate fully in any investigation.”

Shocked family spot men in bondage gear spanking each other on country lane

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One man wearing chains and a leather harness and another dressed as a woman were seen by Allan Pagan as he took a walk with his wife and young daughter

Allan-PaganA horrified couple discovered two men dressed in full bondage gear spanking each other by the side of a public road.

Police are now on the hunt for the pair, one of whom was wearing a spiked studded collar with chains and a leather harness – the other was in a blonde wig and a cream dress.

Allan Pagan and his partner Natalie Fairhurst were out for a walk with their two-year-old daughter on her pony around 5.30pm on Saturday night near Waterbeck in Dumfries.

But they were stunned to find what they thought to be a woman strapped to a five-bar gate being whipped by a man with a leather studded collar round his neck.

And when the blonde on the gate turned around, the couple realised it was a man.

Coal man Allan, 39, told the Dumfries and Galloway Standard: “Natalie started shouting at them because the one strapped to the gate had his pants down and was getting spanked and we had our two-year-old daughter with us. We thought it was a woman until the person turned round and you could see his big Adam’s apple. He was wearing a wig.

“The other one was wearing full bondage gear and had a harness or something on.I’ve heard about things like this before but I never thought I’d see it with my own eyes by the side of a B-road 50 yards away from my house.

“Drivers go up and down that road all the time and it’s used on a regular basis.

“The one doing the whipping unstrapped the other one from the gate and they fled to the car.”

Disgusted Natalie stood in front of the vehicle and shouted to the men that she’d managed to get their registration number and would be reporting the incident to police.

She said: “Me and Allan were just chatting away when we came across these two with full bondage gear on and one getting a whipping over a gate only yards from our house. It was broad daylight and my kids and other walkers and horse riders go along there regularly. It seemed like they wanted to be caught but I don’t think they expected it to be us because to say we were raging is an understatement.

Allan said the men “wheel spinned away and we walked on for about half a mile in total shock”.

“We didn’t say a word to each other because we were tripping over our bottom lips.

“We were shocked that they didn’t seem to be trying to hide what they were up to.

There must be something wrong with their heads to do that next to a public road.

Our two-year-old was oblivious thankfully and we’re glad we didn’t have our other children with us aged 15, 12 and six.”

Allan and Natalie reported the incident to police.

A police spokesman confirmed yesterday they are investigating a report of two males acting in an inappropriate manner near to a roadend at a farm near Waterbeck at around 5.30pm on Saturday and would like to hear from anyone who was in the area at the time.

The spokesman said: “The first man is described as being in his late 50s or early 60s, about five eight inches tall, medium build, short thinning grey hair, wearing a white shirt, a spiked studded collar with chains and a leather harness.

“The second man is believed to have been in his late 50s, five feet eight inches tall, wearing a blonde wig and a cream dress. Both men left the scene in a grey car when disturbed. Anyone who can assist should contact Police Scotland on 101.”

A Stool Bank in Massachusetts Will Pay You $40 a Day for Your Poo

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openbiome-stool-bank-550x275Massachusetts residents can now make a modest living out of their own bodily functions – by donating a sample of their poo. An independent non-profit stool bank called OpenBiome is willing to offer volunteers $40 per deposit, and what’s more, it’s all for a good cause. The stool samples will be used for fecal transplants, to fight the deadly superbug C. difficile, which affects more than 500,000 and kills 14,000 Americans per year.

If you’re wondering about fecal transplants, you can read all about the life-saving procedure in this feature we did a couple of years ago. At the time, there was only one doctor in the UK to have ever performed the transplant. Now, it seems that the treatment has become more popular and people are being invited to generously donate their poo at the OpenBiome stool bank.

Stool transplants are being praised by many doctors as a miracle cure for C. difficile, a bacterial infection that most commonly affects hospital patients. It causes fever, painful cramps, severe diarrhoea, and in some cases, life-threatening complications such as severe swelling of the bowel. Patients with recurring episodes are ill for several months, and only have a 75 percent chance of survival.

Gym Teacher, Charged With 30 Counts Of Statutory Rape

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n-MEGAN-MAHONEY-largeA former basketball coach and gym teacher at a prestigious New York City high school faces statutory rape charges for her alleged sex abuse of a male student.

Megan Mahoney, 24, was arrested Monday for allegedly having regular sexual contact with the same 16-year-old student over a period of more than two months beginning in late October 2013, the Staten Island Advance reports.

She faces 30 counts of statutory rape in the case. The New York Post reports:

Mahoney romped with the teen “on numerous occasions, that is at least two times per week during the period,” court papers claim.

She also was charged with four counts of “criminal sexual act” because of mutual oral sex that she and the boy allegedly engaged in “at least two times per month during said period.”

In January, Mahoney resigned from Moore Catholic High School in Staten Island, where she taught gym and was an assistant coach for the women’s basketball team.

Investigators said at some of the encounters happened on school grounds. In August, the victim told the New York Post that the illicit relationship began shortly afterMahoney allegedly approached him in the gym and offered to coach him in basketball.

“We would just drive around and [do it] in the car,” the boy, whose name was withheld, told the newspaper.

Richard Postiglione, the Moore’s athletic director, was also investigated for allegedly failing to report sex abuse accusations against Mahoney and another female teacher at the school.

Before she was a coach, Mahoney was also a student athlete, playing basketball for Fordham University and Wagner College.

‘Sims repeatedly masturbated while in the interview room despite numerous warnings from deputies to stop.’

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A robbery suspect was arrested Sunday after he returned to the same gas station and was identified by the customer he robbed, according to a Broward Sheriff’s Office report.

Johnny-Big-Sims-jpgJohnny Big Sims, 31, faces a charge of robbery by sudden snatching.

According to the arrest report, a man was purchasing items inside a gas station on Northwest 27th Avenue and was preparing to pay the clerk when Sims walked up behind the man and snatched $25 in cash from his hand.

The next day, Sims returned to the gas station and was identified by the customer, who also happened to be there, the report said. That customer called deputies, who arrived and detained Sims.

While Sims was being handcuffed, the man told deputies, “That’s him. That’s the one who took my money.”

According to the report, Sims repeatedly masturbated while in the interview room despite numerous warnings from deputies to stop. Sims eventually had to be placed in handcuffs to get him to stop.

This Burger Joint in Philly Has a Cheeseburger-Stuffed Donut

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Philadelphia-based PYT Burger makes some of the most mouth-watering, food-coma-inducing burgers anywhere.

One of their latest beauties is called the D’oh Nut burger, an homage to Homer Simpson and his legendary love of donuts. The contents forcefully stuffed inside this savory donut are your basic all beef patty and American cheese. The glazed donut itself is topped with bacon bits.

Mmmm… donut. Cheeseburger-stuffed donut.