Lawsuit: Clowns With Sex Toys Attacked Family

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Two men dressed as clowns and armed with purple sex toys allegedly accosted an Illinois woman and her teenage daughter as they attempted to buy tickets to a haunted house, according to a lawsuit.

massacrehauntedhouseIn a Circuit Court complaint filed yesterday, Regina Janito, 38, claimed that she and her child, a high school student, were confronted by the pair on October 11 as they approached the Massacre Haunted House in Montgomery, a village about 45 miles from Chicago.

The Janitos, who were accompanied by three other children, were allegedly attackedby haunted house worker Robert Keller, 23, and another man, both of whom were “dressed in clown costumes.” Keller was “holding a vibrating, purple sex toy”  and the other clown was holding a teddy bear with a vibrator attached to the stuffed animal’s “groin area.”

As Janito sought to reach the ticket window around 7:45 PM, the two clowns allegedly surrounded her daughter. Keller, according to the lawsuit, “began to violently poke the Minor in various parts of her body, including her buttocks.” The other clown “inserted the Teddy Bear Vibrator into his own mouth and began simulating oral sex.”

The complaint accuses Keller of yelling “Do you want some more?” and “You know you like it in the butt!” at the girl. When Janito sought to intercede, Keller waved the purple vibrator in her face “in a threatening manner.” While doing this, he commented, “You like this!,” the complaint charges.

robertkellerfrontJanito and the children returned to their vehicle and left the area. Janito subsequently called police, who later arrested Keller for battery and disorderly conduct. As seen above, Keller, a haunted house volunteer, posed for a mug shot wearing a white t-shirt with fake blood and bloody handprints.

Janito’s October 21 lawsuit names Keller, the haunted house, and the second clown (identified as “John Doe”) as defendants. The clowns are accused of sexual battery, assault, and infliction of emotional distress. The haunted house is charged with negligence for allowing “Keller and John Doe to attack Janito and the Minor with sex toys.”

The lawsuit seeks in excess of $50,000 in damages for each of the complaint’s six counts, as well as unspecified punitive damages.

Vandals Deflate 80-Ft Inflatable Butt Plug In Paris Square

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“An unidentified group of people cut the cables which were holding the artwork, which caused it to collapse,” police told Reuters.
Paris Mayor Anne Hidalgo said the attack was unacceptable and also denounced an assault on McCarthy the day he installed the work, when a man hit him in the face before running away.

“Paris will not succumb to the threats of those who, by attacking an artist or a work, are attacking artistic freedom,” she said in a statement. “Art has its place in our streets and nobody will be able to chase it away.”

Fraudster Alan Knight Pretended To Be In Coma For Two Years In $64,000 Scam

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A man who was believed to be quadriplegic was caught walking around in a grocery store, exposing a $64,000 scam.

Alan KnightThe Guardian reports that Alan Knight, 47, of Swansea, South Wales, spent two years faking medical ailments, including seizures that sometimes left him comatose, in an attempt to avoid being sanctioned for swindling an elderly man out of his savings.

Knight pleaded guilty to 19 counts of fraud, theft and forgery charges on Tuesday in Swansea Crown Court.

The court heard that Knight worked as the care taker for his elderly neighbor, Ivor Richards. Knight used his position to funnel £41,570 out of Richards’ accounts,according to the BBC.

Knight’s wife claimed she had to support him after he became quadriplegic following an accident trying to open a garage door. This also allowed Knight to collect disability payments from the government.

But his injuries were a ruse, according to Judge Paul Thomas.

The judge wanted Knight to come to court to see video footage of himself walking around in a Tesco supermarket and driving along the Seven Bridge roadway.

Knight avoided appearing in court to face charges on the $64,000 fraud on at least two occasions by checking himself into a hospital.

“There are aspects to this case which in my experience are unique and it seems a strong message needs to be sent out to anyone who seeks to adopt the same tactics in the future,” Thomas said.

Knight is scheduled to be sentenced next month.

Woman Stashes $25K Watch In Her Vagina After Hookup

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An Australian tourist claims that a woman he took home from the bar stole his $25,000 watch and hid it in her vagina.

o-ROLEX-570The victim brought 25-year-old Shacarye Tims — who has been arrested on prostitution charges in the past — back to his room at a New York City Holiday Inn on Oct. 19 after they met at the bar, according to DNAinfo. The victim, Brenton Price, says she gave him a massage.

At about 5:30 a.m., Tims reportedly complained that Price’s Yacht-Master II Rolex watch was scratching her. She convinced him to take it off, and 10 minutes later, Price noticed that it was missing. Tims tried to flee the hotel room once Price started searching for it, according to the New York Daily News.

Prosecutors say Tims smacked him repeatedly in the face when he confronted her, “causing him to suffer swelling and bruising.” A responding officer told prosecutors that she saw Tims take the Rolex “out of her vaginal cavity and hand it to me,” according to court records.

“I just innocently picked up a girl at a bar and got robbed,” Price told the Daily News.

Tims was charged with robbery and grand larceny, and held on $10,000 bail, the New York Post reports. She was also charged in another incident on Sept. 23, when she allegedly stole credit cards from a man while he was sleeping in a Midtown hotel room. She has an arrest history in several other states, including a prostitution arrest in Las Vegas.

Heroic Ex Girlfriend Rescues Teen From Horrific Catholic School Sex Abuse

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A former Catholic high school gym teacher was arrested Monday on charges she repeatedly had sex with a 16-year-old male student — including on the Staten Island campus, law enforcement sources told The Post.

Megan Mahoney, 24, was charged with 30 counts of statutory rape for a series of trysts that authorities say took place between Oct. 31, 2013, and Jan. 9.

Mahoney romped with the teen “on numerous occasions, that is at least two times per week during the period,” court papers claim.

14988449073_f32995cd13_oShe also was charged with four counts of “criminal sexual act” because of mutual oral sex that she and the boy allegedly engaged in “at least two times per month during said period.”

An investigation by the NYPD’s Special Victims Squad revealed that some of the alleged encounters took place on school grounds, a source said.The sexual shenanigans at Moore Catholic High School were exclusively reported by The Post in August, along with athletic director Richard Postiglione being stripped of his duties over the scandal.

Mahoney, who also was Moore’s assistant athletic director and an assistant girls basketball coach, resigned under fire after the teen’s ex-girlfriend spotted him and Mahoney at a pizzeria and called the cops, sources have said.

The boy was unaware of Mahoney’s arrest when contacted by The Post on Monday evening.

“I don’t really know how I feel about it,” he said. He has said he was expelled from Moore over his alleged assignations with the pretty brunette — although the archdiocese said he was not booted over the scandal.

Earlier this year, the boy told The Post that his relationship with Mahoney — a former hoops star at Wagner College — developed after she approached him in the school’s gym and offered to coach him in basketball.

He recalled boasting about his experiences to his best friend and several other kids, who responded by saying, “How awesome — good job.”

The sex charges against Mahoney are felonies that each carry a maximum of four years in jail.

Mahoney, who was released without bail, declined to comment afterward, as did her defense lawyer.

A spokesman said the Archdiocese of New York was unaware of Mahoney’s arrest but “will cooperate fully in any investigation.”

‘Sims repeatedly masturbated while in the interview room despite numerous warnings from deputies to stop.’

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A robbery suspect was arrested Sunday after he returned to the same gas station and was identified by the customer he robbed, according to a Broward Sheriff’s Office report.

Johnny-Big-Sims-jpgJohnny Big Sims, 31, faces a charge of robbery by sudden snatching.

According to the arrest report, a man was purchasing items inside a gas station on Northwest 27th Avenue and was preparing to pay the clerk when Sims walked up behind the man and snatched $25 in cash from his hand.

The next day, Sims returned to the gas station and was identified by the customer, who also happened to be there, the report said. That customer called deputies, who arrived and detained Sims.

While Sims was being handcuffed, the man told deputies, “That’s him. That’s the one who took my money.”

According to the report, Sims repeatedly masturbated while in the interview room despite numerous warnings from deputies to stop. Sims eventually had to be placed in handcuffs to get him to stop.

Man Arrested After Exercising Naked in the Street

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timothy+loweAn Arlington man is facing an indecent exposure charge after police say he was found doing push-ups in the middle of the street naked.

Officers were called to the 3200 block of. S. 24th Street just before 8 p.m. on Oct. 16 after receiving several reports about the strange behavior.

According to Arlington County police, 31-year-old Timothy Lowe ignored their commands and approached the officers aggressively while yelling obscenities. Lowe, who was allegedly under the influence of narcotics, was taken into custody after officers used a stun gun on him.

He has been charged with indecent exposure, disorderly conduct and obstruction of justice. Lowe is being held without bond.