I can think of few things more embarrassing for a man than getting an erection in public with no real way to conceal it. Luckily, with Bloxers, that doesn’t have to be a problem anymore.
From the outside, ‘Bloxers’ look just like regular boxers, but with the ability to ‘block’ an erection from public view. The makers of the revolutionary new product in men’s wear are currently raising money through crowdfunding site Indiegogo. They claim to be all about “happy men, sexually, emotionally, medically.”
“Our new product centers on keeping yourself or the men in your life from experiencing the negative effects of what is fundamentally a very good thing,” the brilliant minds behind Bloxers said. “It’s funny, innovative and ultimately for the better good.”
To create a pair of Bloxers, the makers start with a regular pair of all-cotton boxers, which they wash for a softer feel. Then, they add a ‘deflector shield’ – a hypoallergenic stretch fabric along the inseam and at intervals around the leg. It covers the crotch completely, giving men the freedom to ‘grow’, but at a controlled pace while deflecting to the chosen side.
The stretch fabric is usually elastane or nylon which means it’s ultra-soft, sturdy, and “feels smooth and comfortable against your manhood while providing the necessary breathability.”
The makers hope to raise $20,000 through crowdfunding. With 23 days gone, they’ve raised about $700 so far. If they do manage to raise the required amount, they’ll release what they call the ‘Basics Collection’ in three sizes – small, medium and large – with three alternatives – Righties, Lefties, and Switch Hitters. There will also be three choices of color – grey, white and black.
If they’re able to raise $50,000, they’ll release the ‘Fancies Collection’, with five new patterns. At $100,000, they’ll bring out the ‘Swimsuit Collection’ and introduce customization options as well. With $200,000 in their pocket, they want to open a Bloxers HQ, complete with reception candy. They’ve also declared that 25% of all their profits will go to prostate cancer research.
Talk about some high fucking stakes. I think I’d honestly rather play Russian Roulette than this cockroach tube game. My palms were sweating just watching these two. The chick who ended up winning came within an inch of losing like 2 or 3 times. Able to withstand the furious blow job onslaught her opponent unleashed. She dug deep for one last blow and – BAM! – cockroach right down that bitch’s throat. I bet that thing didnt’t even end up in her stomach. Right into the lungs. Probably in there right now like when Pinocchio was inside that whale. Vile. Absolutely vile.
Fuckin Japan man. You gotta respect their game show prowess. Every challenge or contest is always vaguely sexual right before they hit you over the head with something absolutely repulsive. Like “Lets have 2 pretty Asian girls wrap their lips around this tube and blow…AND THEN THEY EAT COCKROACHES!” Just mixing up all sorts of their weird perverted stuff into one game. We love karaoke…we love blow jobs…lets have girls blow guys while they sing karaoke! They certainly know how to put asses in the seats.
Adrianne Lewis, 18, can touch her eye with her 4-inch tongue.
OK, so she needs a helping hand. But that’s still pretty amazing. The Muskegon, Michigan, teen can also touch her nose, her chin and her elbow with it.
Lewis says she wants Guinness World Records to measure her tongue. The current record-holder is 24-year-old Californian Nick Stoeberl, whose 3.97-inch tongue appears in the 2015 Guinness Book of World Records.
Lewis’ mother, Julianne, told Barcroft TV that she first noticed that her daughter had a big tongue when she was about 10 or 12 years old.
“She would stick her tongue out, touch her nose and touch her elbow. I think she was kind of discovering herself,” Julianne Lewis says in the video above.
Her mom says long tongues run in the family, but Adrianne Lewis suspects her licker may have grown longer with use.
“I think that with time, and with me being the weird kid that I was and always sticking out my tongue, it could have stretched,” Lewis said.
Could there have been a celebrity inspiration behind Lewis’ tongue tricks?
A woman has described how she survived a night in the New Zealand wilderness by drinking her own breast milk and covering herself in dirt.
The 29-year-old said she thought she was going to die during a night of heavy rain and high winds.
She spent the night praying and was forced to dig a hole in the ground to stay warm.
Speaking after a helicopter with heat-seeking equipment tracked her down, the 29-year-old-said: “I just kept chucking dirt on top of me and every time I heard something I’d just scream ‘help’.
“One thing that helped me, I’m breastfeeding my baby, so I had a bit of my milk because I thought that would help me keep going for energy.”
Mrs O’Brien was found 2.5km from the race course in the hills near Wainuiomata.
She cried and hugged her parents, husband and eight-month-old daughter after being reunited with them on Monday morning.
“I’m not a very good orienteering woman,” she told reporters. “I definitely thought I was going to die.”
A handgun was found in a Bridgeton man’s “anal cavity” during a strip search at the Cumberland County Jail on Friday, police said in a news release.
When officers arrested 21-year-old Darquan R. Lee, of Pamphylia Avenue, on a contempt of court warrant Friday afternoon, they searched him and brought him to the Bridgeton police station, according to Lt. Thomas Speranza, of the Bridgeton Police Department, in the release.
But at the station, suspicion that Lee might be hiding something arose when he asked police to use the bathroom, but then “refused” after officers told him that they would pat him down and search the bathroom “before and after he used it,” police said.
It was at this point officers thought Lee might be hiding “contraband” in his “anal cavity,” according to the news release.
Upon transferring Lee to the Cumberland County Jail, the police officers told jail personnel they thought Lee might be hiding contraband, officials said.
It was during a “strip search” that jail personnel discovered a .25-caliber automatic handgun “shoved in his anal cavity” and “between his butt cheeks,” authorities said.
The handgun was also reported stolen from Alabama, according to police.
Lee was additionally charged with possession of a weapon; unlawful possession of a weapon; certain persons not to have a weapon and receiving stolen property, according to officials.
He is currently being held in the Cumberland County Jail without bail.