Lawsuit: Clowns With Sex Toys Attacked Family

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Two men dressed as clowns and armed with purple sex toys allegedly accosted an Illinois woman and her teenage daughter as they attempted to buy tickets to a haunted house, according to a lawsuit.

massacrehauntedhouseIn a Circuit Court complaint filed yesterday, Regina Janito, 38, claimed that she and her child, a high school student, were confronted by the pair on October 11 as they approached the Massacre Haunted House in Montgomery, a village about 45 miles from Chicago.

The Janitos, who were accompanied by three other children, were allegedly attackedby haunted house worker Robert Keller, 23, and another man, both of whom were “dressed in clown costumes.” Keller was “holding a vibrating, purple sex toy”  and the other clown was holding a teddy bear with a vibrator attached to the stuffed animal’s “groin area.”

As Janito sought to reach the ticket window around 7:45 PM, the two clowns allegedly surrounded her daughter. Keller, according to the lawsuit, “began to violently poke the Minor in various parts of her body, including her buttocks.” The other clown “inserted the Teddy Bear Vibrator into his own mouth and began simulating oral sex.”

The complaint accuses Keller of yelling “Do you want some more?” and “You know you like it in the butt!” at the girl. When Janito sought to intercede, Keller waved the purple vibrator in her face “in a threatening manner.” While doing this, he commented, “You like this!,” the complaint charges.

robertkellerfrontJanito and the children returned to their vehicle and left the area. Janito subsequently called police, who later arrested Keller for battery and disorderly conduct. As seen above, Keller, a haunted house volunteer, posed for a mug shot wearing a white t-shirt with fake blood and bloody handprints.

Janito’s October 21 lawsuit names Keller, the haunted house, and the second clown (identified as “John Doe”) as defendants. The clowns are accused of sexual battery, assault, and infliction of emotional distress. The haunted house is charged with negligence for allowing “Keller and John Doe to attack Janito and the Minor with sex toys.”

The lawsuit seeks in excess of $50,000 in damages for each of the complaint’s six counts, as well as unspecified punitive damages.

Fraudster Alan Knight Pretended To Be In Coma For Two Years In $64,000 Scam

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A man who was believed to be quadriplegic was caught walking around in a grocery store, exposing a $64,000 scam.

Alan KnightThe Guardian reports that Alan Knight, 47, of Swansea, South Wales, spent two years faking medical ailments, including seizures that sometimes left him comatose, in an attempt to avoid being sanctioned for swindling an elderly man out of his savings.

Knight pleaded guilty to 19 counts of fraud, theft and forgery charges on Tuesday in Swansea Crown Court.

The court heard that Knight worked as the care taker for his elderly neighbor, Ivor Richards. Knight used his position to funnel £41,570 out of Richards’ accounts,according to the BBC.

Knight’s wife claimed she had to support him after he became quadriplegic following an accident trying to open a garage door. This also allowed Knight to collect disability payments from the government.

But his injuries were a ruse, according to Judge Paul Thomas.

The judge wanted Knight to come to court to see video footage of himself walking around in a Tesco supermarket and driving along the Seven Bridge roadway.

Knight avoided appearing in court to face charges on the $64,000 fraud on at least two occasions by checking himself into a hospital.

“There are aspects to this case which in my experience are unique and it seems a strong message needs to be sent out to anyone who seeks to adopt the same tactics in the future,” Thomas said.

Knight is scheduled to be sentenced next month.

Woman Stashes $25K Watch In Her Vagina After Hookup

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An Australian tourist claims that a woman he took home from the bar stole his $25,000 watch and hid it in her vagina.

o-ROLEX-570The victim brought 25-year-old Shacarye Tims — who has been arrested on prostitution charges in the past — back to his room at a New York City Holiday Inn on Oct. 19 after they met at the bar, according to DNAinfo. The victim, Brenton Price, says she gave him a massage.

At about 5:30 a.m., Tims reportedly complained that Price’s Yacht-Master II Rolex watch was scratching her. She convinced him to take it off, and 10 minutes later, Price noticed that it was missing. Tims tried to flee the hotel room once Price started searching for it, according to the New York Daily News.

Prosecutors say Tims smacked him repeatedly in the face when he confronted her, “causing him to suffer swelling and bruising.” A responding officer told prosecutors that she saw Tims take the Rolex “out of her vaginal cavity and hand it to me,” according to court records.

“I just innocently picked up a girl at a bar and got robbed,” Price told the Daily News.

Tims was charged with robbery and grand larceny, and held on $10,000 bail, the New York Post reports. She was also charged in another incident on Sept. 23, when she allegedly stole credit cards from a man while he was sleeping in a Midtown hotel room. She has an arrest history in several other states, including a prostitution arrest in Las Vegas.

Heroic Ex Girlfriend Rescues Teen From Horrific Catholic School Sex Abuse

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A former Catholic high school gym teacher was arrested Monday on charges she repeatedly had sex with a 16-year-old male student — including on the Staten Island campus, law enforcement sources told The Post.

Megan Mahoney, 24, was charged with 30 counts of statutory rape for a series of trysts that authorities say took place between Oct. 31, 2013, and Jan. 9.

Mahoney romped with the teen “on numerous occasions, that is at least two times per week during the period,” court papers claim.

14988449073_f32995cd13_oShe also was charged with four counts of “criminal sexual act” because of mutual oral sex that she and the boy allegedly engaged in “at least two times per month during said period.”

An investigation by the NYPD’s Special Victims Squad revealed that some of the alleged encounters took place on school grounds, a source said.The sexual shenanigans at Moore Catholic High School were exclusively reported by The Post in August, along with athletic director Richard Postiglione being stripped of his duties over the scandal.

Mahoney, who also was Moore’s assistant athletic director and an assistant girls basketball coach, resigned under fire after the teen’s ex-girlfriend spotted him and Mahoney at a pizzeria and called the cops, sources have said.

The boy was unaware of Mahoney’s arrest when contacted by The Post on Monday evening.

“I don’t really know how I feel about it,” he said. He has said he was expelled from Moore over his alleged assignations with the pretty brunette — although the archdiocese said he was not booted over the scandal.

Earlier this year, the boy told The Post that his relationship with Mahoney — a former hoops star at Wagner College — developed after she approached him in the school’s gym and offered to coach him in basketball.

He recalled boasting about his experiences to his best friend and several other kids, who responded by saying, “How awesome — good job.”

The sex charges against Mahoney are felonies that each carry a maximum of four years in jail.

Mahoney, who was released without bail, declined to comment afterward, as did her defense lawyer.

A spokesman said the Archdiocese of New York was unaware of Mahoney’s arrest but “will cooperate fully in any investigation.”

Shocked family spot men in bondage gear spanking each other on country lane

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One man wearing chains and a leather harness and another dressed as a woman were seen by Allan Pagan as he took a walk with his wife and young daughter

Allan-PaganA horrified couple discovered two men dressed in full bondage gear spanking each other by the side of a public road.

Police are now on the hunt for the pair, one of whom was wearing a spiked studded collar with chains and a leather harness – the other was in a blonde wig and a cream dress.

Allan Pagan and his partner Natalie Fairhurst were out for a walk with their two-year-old daughter on her pony around 5.30pm on Saturday night near Waterbeck in Dumfries.

But they were stunned to find what they thought to be a woman strapped to a five-bar gate being whipped by a man with a leather studded collar round his neck.

And when the blonde on the gate turned around, the couple realised it was a man.

Coal man Allan, 39, told the Dumfries and Galloway Standard: “Natalie started shouting at them because the one strapped to the gate had his pants down and was getting spanked and we had our two-year-old daughter with us. We thought it was a woman until the person turned round and you could see his big Adam’s apple. He was wearing a wig.

“The other one was wearing full bondage gear and had a harness or something on.I’ve heard about things like this before but I never thought I’d see it with my own eyes by the side of a B-road 50 yards away from my house.

“Drivers go up and down that road all the time and it’s used on a regular basis.

“The one doing the whipping unstrapped the other one from the gate and they fled to the car.”

Disgusted Natalie stood in front of the vehicle and shouted to the men that she’d managed to get their registration number and would be reporting the incident to police.

She said: “Me and Allan were just chatting away when we came across these two with full bondage gear on and one getting a whipping over a gate only yards from our house. It was broad daylight and my kids and other walkers and horse riders go along there regularly. It seemed like they wanted to be caught but I don’t think they expected it to be us because to say we were raging is an understatement.

Allan said the men “wheel spinned away and we walked on for about half a mile in total shock”.

“We didn’t say a word to each other because we were tripping over our bottom lips.

“We were shocked that they didn’t seem to be trying to hide what they were up to.

There must be something wrong with their heads to do that next to a public road.

Our two-year-old was oblivious thankfully and we’re glad we didn’t have our other children with us aged 15, 12 and six.”

Allan and Natalie reported the incident to police.

A police spokesman confirmed yesterday they are investigating a report of two males acting in an inappropriate manner near to a roadend at a farm near Waterbeck at around 5.30pm on Saturday and would like to hear from anyone who was in the area at the time.

The spokesman said: “The first man is described as being in his late 50s or early 60s, about five eight inches tall, medium build, short thinning grey hair, wearing a white shirt, a spiked studded collar with chains and a leather harness.

“The second man is believed to have been in his late 50s, five feet eight inches tall, wearing a blonde wig and a cream dress. Both men left the scene in a grey car when disturbed. Anyone who can assist should contact Police Scotland on 101.”

Homeland Security goes on panty raid

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Peregrine Honig says she just wanted to help celebrate the hometown team when she designed Lucky Royals boyshorts.

birdieskcThe panties, with “Take the Crown” and “KC” across the rear, were set to be sold in Honig’s Birdies Panties shop Monday. But Homeland Security agents visited the Crossroads store and confiscated the few dozen pairs of underwear, printed in Kansas City by Lindquist Press.

“They came in and there were two guys” Honig said. “I asked one of them what size he needed and he showed me a badge and took me outside. They told me they were from Homeland Security and we were violating copyright laws.”

She thought that since the underwear featured her hand-drawn design, she was safe. But the officers explained that by connecting the “K” and the “C,” she infringed on major league baseball copyright. (The officials involved could not be immediately reached for comment.)

They placed the underwear in an official Homeland Security bag and had Honig sign a statement saying she wouldn’t use the logo.

“We just thought it was something funny we could do,” Honig says of the panties. “But it was so scary.”

Danielle Meister, Honig’s shop partner, says it was like something out of the movies, with the badges and all. But on the bright side, the officers were nice. She says you could tell “they felt like they were kicking a puppy.”

We might not be able to wear Lucky Royals boyshorts from Birdies, but you can still buy a pair of crown-inspired pasties if you’re feisty.

Guns in senior portraits OK if done tastefully, Nebraska school board says

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You’ve seen those senior class photos of kids posing with footballs and musical instruments.

5446eba671e92.imageNow graduating seniors attending a central Nebraska school district are free to pose with firearms for their school yearbook picture, as long as it’s done tastefully.

School board members voted 6-0 Monday to allow such photos in the Broken Bow Public Schools after parents pressed for the change, according to Superintendent Mark Sievering.

The community of 3,500 people is rural, about 65 miles northwest of Kearney.

Hunting, skeet and trap are popular in the community and firearms are common, Sievering said. Broken Bow’s annual Nebraska One Box Pheasant Hunt draws hunters and celebrities from all over the country, he said.

“The board I believe felt they wanted to give students who are involved in those kinds of things the opportunity to take a senior picture with their hobby, with their sport, just like anybody with any other hobby or sport,” he said.

A district official said a check with a number of Nebraska districts found that about half of them allowed such photos.

The district previously had no policy governing senior photos for the yearbook, but its practice had been to prohibit them in light of national concerns about school violence, Sievering said.

The new policy specifies that students may pose with objects that illustrate their accomplishments or interests, including hunting, shooting and other outdoor sporting activities.

If posing with an item normally considered a weapon, such as a rifle, shotgun or knife, the student may not be brandishing the weapon or pointing it at the camera, the policy says.

The display must be “tasteful and appropriate.” For example, the policy says, a student “should not submit a photograph of game shot by the student if the animal is in obvious distress.”

School board member Matthew Haumont, a Nebraska hunter education instructor who has enjoyed the shooting sports all his life, said he wants the photos to be respectful of the shooting sports and not be offensive.

“So we’re going to have to take these as a case-by-case basis,” he said. “But I think that goes with any photo, whether it’s a scantily clad girl or something like that.”

Shooting is a part of the town culture, and there are a number of local kids who shoot competitively, he said.

“For me as a sportsman, I think the policy’s important because it allows those kids who are doing those things a chance to demonstrate what they’re doing and to celebrate that. I think that’s important and fair in our country.”

He said it’s important to note that the district’s new policy also prohibits students from being photographed using drugs, alcohol or tobacco.

Broken Bow High School graduates about 50 to 60 seniors each year, and many are involved in lots of activities, so it’s possible only a handful will take advantage of the new policy, he said.

In metro Omaha, spokeswomen from Westside Community Schools and Papillion-La Vista Schools said they require senior yearbook photos to be cropped tightly, so there’s not much room for props.

If they are included, Papillion-La Vista policy says various backgrounds and props must be “school-appropriate,” spokeswoman Annette Eyman said.

At Westside High, senior photos are all head-and-shoulder shots, spokeswoman Peggy Rupprecht said.

The Lincoln Public Schools prohibit props and hats.

Amanda Gailey, director of Nebraskans Against Gun Violence, said that as long as the photographs are being taken off campus and the photo sessions are supervised, it’s not a big concern for the group.

Photographer Brian Baer of Kearney said his Baer Photography studio draws seniors from a hundred-mile radius.

He said he photographs more than 100 seniors a year, and he has not heard of any schools that prohibit firearms in portraits.

“Some schools enforce rules such as their dress code, (so) whatever goes for the dress code also has to apply to the senior picture that would be published in the school’s annual,” he said. “But I’ve never heard of any limitation as far as guns.”

He allows firearms in his studio sessions but checks to make sure they’re not loaded, he said. Often the firearms photos are taken outdoors, he said.

The kids who bring firearms to his studio have a “very healthy respect” for them, he said.