All I can say is ….’WTF’
Kenyan pastor Rev. Njohi has raised not only a few eyebrows but red flags with his unorthodox suggestion of having his female congregants remove their bras and underwear before coming to church, so that Christ can freely enter their bodies with his spirit, according to The Kenyan Daily Post.
Njohi, who is the pastor of the Lord’s Propeller Redemption Church in Kenya, reportedly refers to undergarments as “ungodly.” The bible-toting minister called together a meeting with church officials and allegedly discussed banning the under garments because people “need to be free in body and spirit in order to receive Christ.”
After warning his female congregants about the evils of skivvies, the God-fearing pastor spoke of the damnation they will suffer if they dare not to go bare underneath.
In true fashion, the church’s female population reportedly did come to church sans their undies, the Post reports, in order to prepare for their spiritual taking.
An Ohio woman took the car she bought seven months ago to a dealership to replace a flat tire this week and learned she has been driving around with eight pounds of marijuana in the spare.
Mechanics at the dealership in Amherst, Ohio, west of Cleveland made the discovery when they installed the spare tire and heard a “loud thumping” as the woman drove away, police said on Wednesday.
They found marijuana worth about $12,000 wrapped in plastic that had been stashed in the tire, according to Chief Deputy Dennis Cavanaugh of the Lorain County, Ohio Sheriff Department.
The car was purchased new in August.
Cavanaugh said the woman has not been charged with any crime, and investigators were trying to trace the marijuana back to parts suppliers or vehicle transport firms.
Cavanaugh said this case was not the first time marijuana has been found in unexpected places, including tires and hidden compartments.
“I’m sure it is not the only vehicle out there with this,” Cavanaugh said.
“We are very delighted to announce a successful mission to put a man on the sun. North Korea has beaten every other country in the world to the sun. Hung Il Gong is a hero and deserves a hero’s welcome when he returns home later this evening,” the broadcaster said.
It was said that the journey was made possible by travelling in the cover of darkness, which protected him from the extreme heat of the sun.
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A man is hospitalized after choking during a bizarre incident at a small Wichita grocery store.
Just after 8 p.m. Monday, a 51-year-old man walked into the Carniceria El Guero grocery store in the 500 block of West 21st Street North.
Without paying, police say the man began eating handfuls of pork. Soon after, he started choking on the food and eventually collapsed.
EMS arrived on scene and gave him CPR before rushing him to a local hospital. His current condition is unknown.
The full name of “Dr. Mike” is John Michael Lonergan, and in 2005 he had his license to practice medicine revoked in Ohio after he was convicted of eight felony counts of tax evasion, mail fraud and health care fraud. After he was released from prison, “Dr. Mike” moved to Oklahoma, which granted him a license to practice medicine on a provisional, supervised basis.
According to News 9, “Dr. Mike” has been injecting local residents with something he calls the “Jesus shot,” which allegedly cures all pain for life. At his clinic, he has been charging people $300 per “miracle injection.”
Last month, one Oklahoma resident curious about “Dr. Mike” posted about him in a forum devoted to “outing people who falsely claim military service.”
“Nobody knows anything about this guy,” she wrote, “but he claims that he is a Former Special Forces Doctor and him and another Special Forces Doctor developed a serum for the military called Jesus Juice and it has been used in the military for years and it cures any ailment.”
“This ‘Dr. Mike’ is traveling around my town charging people $200 for this miracle shot that he developed for the military,” she continued. “Some of the oilfield companies are actually paying this guy to come to their work and explain this shot to the workers and letting this man charge their employees $300 to inject them with this [expletive].”
According to this resident, the only information about the contents of “Jesus juice” that “Dr. Mike” provided to those he injected was an assurance that they “could still pass a drug test” afterwards.
News 9 contacted the office of “Dr. Mike” and asked, “Why is it called the ‘Jesus shot’?”
A receptionist responded that she doesn’t “know why ‘Dr. Mike’ calls it that,” and that News 9 “would have to sit down for a consultation with him [because] I do not know what the formula is.”
The Oklahoma Medical Board terminated its supervisory agreement with “Dr. Mike” in March of last year, News 9 reports, but the terms of that agreement allowed him to continue to practice medicine, unsupervised, for another 12 months.
Birdie’s owner, Marie Margarone, was going to use the family’s industrial vacuum when she noticed something strange and soon she found why, the family pet was inside.
“All of a sudden I heard a noise. I looked in where the air comes out and I saw feathers. I shut it off immediately and knew something had terribly gone wrong,” Margarone said.
Margarone brought Birdie to Angell Animal Medical Center where veterinarians rushed to save her life.”
“We actually amputated her at the wrist. Basically we were able to save the viable parts of the wing and remove the parts that were going to be nothing but chronic pain for her because it was never going to heal properly,” Dr. Elisabeth Simone-Freilicher said.
Simone-Freilicher said Birdie will no longer be able to fly, but because she is a pet she really doesn’t need to.
Birdie’s owner returned home to investigate what had caused Birdie to go into the vacuum and what she found surprised her.
“It turned out that owner went back and found the egg in the Shop-Vac so she had laid one egg at home and she was in the Shop-Vac because she was looking for nesting site,” Simone-Freilicher said.
Birdie is back in Milton with her family where she is recovering.
Here we have Miranda Kerr, former Victoria’s Secret Angel and current champion of our hearts, frolicking about inside her apartment in the way we imagine all supermodels do: naked.
God bless advertisers. They really do know how to get us to watch their commercials. Take this ad for, uh, shoes? We think it’s shoes, but that’s like the fourth-most important part of this ad. The top three are all Miranda Kerr and her body parts, which we get some nice glimpses of.