Two Asian Girls Try To Blow A Cockroach Into Each Other’s Mouth On Japanese Game Show

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Talk about some high fucking stakes. I think I’d honestly rather play Russian Roulette than this cockroach tube game. My palms were sweating just watching these two. The chick who ended up winning came within an inch of losing like 2 or 3 times. Able to withstand the furious blow job onslaught her opponent unleashed. She dug deep for one last blow and – BAM! – cockroach right down that bitch’s throat. I bet that thing didnt’t even end up in her stomach. Right into the lungs. Probably in there right now like when Pinocchio was inside that whale.  Vile. Absolutely vile.

Fuckin Japan man. You gotta respect their game show prowess. Every challenge or contest is always vaguely sexual right before they hit you over the head with something absolutely repulsive. Like “Lets have 2 pretty Asian girls wrap their lips around this tube and blow…AND THEN THEY EAT COCKROACHES!” Just mixing up all sorts of their weird perverted stuff into one game. We love karaoke…we love blow jobs…lets have girls blow guys while they sing karaoke! They certainly know how to put asses in the seats.

Oh My ….. This Teen Can Touch Her 4-Inch Tongue To Her Eyeball

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longtonguelewis570She calls herself “Long Tongue Lewis,” and she isn’t exaggerating.

Adrianne Lewis, 18, can touch her eye with her 4-inch tongue.

OK, so she needs a helping hand. But that’s still pretty amazing. The Muskegon, Michigan, teen can also touch her nose, her chin and her elbow with it.

Lewis says she wants Guinness World Records to measure her tongue. The current record-holder is 24-year-old Californian Nick Stoeberl, whose 3.97-inch tongue appears in the 2015 Guinness Book of World Records.

Lewis’ mother, Julianne, told Barcroft TV that she first noticed that her daughter had a big tongue when she was about 10 or 12 years old.

“She would stick her tongue out, touch her nose and touch her elbow. I think she was kind of discovering herself,” Julianne Lewis says in the video above.

Her mom says long tongues run in the family, but Adrianne Lewis suspects her licker may have grown longer with use.

“I think that with time, and with me being the weird kid that I was and always sticking out my tongue, it could have stretched,” Lewis said.
Could there have been a celebrity inspiration behind Lewis’ tongue tricks?

Lost Runner Drinks Own Breast Milk To Survive

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A woman has described how she survived a night in the New Zealand wilderness by drinking her own breast milk and covering herself in dirt.

susan-obrien-1-762x428Susan O’Brien was taking part in a 12.5-mile cross-country race near Wellington when she took a wrong turn and became disorientated.

The 29-year-old said she thought she was going to die during a night of heavy rain and high winds.

She spent the night praying and was forced to dig a hole in the ground to stay warm.

Speaking after a helicopter with heat-seeking equipment tracked her down, the 29-year-old-said: “I just kept chucking dirt on top of me and every time I heard something I’d just scream ‘help’.

“One thing that helped me, I’m breastfeeding my baby, so I had a bit of my milk because I thought that would help me keep going for energy.”

Mrs O’Brien was found 2.5km from the race course in the hills near Wainuiomata.

She cried and hugged her parents, husband and eight-month-old daughter after being reunited with them on Monday morning.

“I’m not a very good orienteering woman,” she told reporters. “I definitely thought I was going to die.”

Handgun found in man’s ‘butt cheeks’ during jail search

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A handgun was found in a Bridgeton man’s “anal cavity” during a strip search at the Cumberland County Jail on Friday, police said in a news release.

17751096-largeWhen officers arrested 21-year-old Darquan R. Lee, of Pamphylia Avenue, on a contempt of court warrant Friday afternoon, they searched him and brought him to the Bridgeton police station, according to Lt. Thomas Speranza, of the Bridgeton Police Department, in the release.

But at the station, suspicion that Lee might be hiding something arose when he asked police to use the bathroom, but then “refused” after officers told him that they would pat him down and search the bathroom “before and after he used it,” police said.

It was at this point officers thought Lee might be hiding “contraband” in his “anal cavity,” according to the news release.

Upon transferring Lee to the Cumberland County Jail, the police officers told jail personnel they thought Lee might be hiding contraband, officials said.

It was during a “strip search” that jail personnel discovered a .25-caliber automatic handgun “shoved in his anal cavity” and “between his butt cheeks,” authorities said.

The handgun was also reported stolen from Alabama, according to police.

Lee was additionally charged with possession of a weapon; unlawful possession of a weapon; certain persons not to have a weapon and receiving stolen property, according to officials.

He is currently being held in the Cumberland County Jail without bail.

Florida man tries to cash check for $368 billion

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A Florida man walked into a Jacksonville Bank of America and tired to cash a $368 billion check.

PrintJeff Waters, explained to the bank a homeless man named Tito Watts sold him the blank check from U.S. Bank of Idaho that was reportedly issued in the 90s.

Waters made the check out to “Cash” and was told by Watts that the check would clear for any amount he wrote it out for if he gave him $100.

Waters said he wanted $368 billion to open up an Italian restaurant. Water said:

“It’s always been my dream to own the best Italian restaurant in the earth,” Waters told police. “I’m 10% Italian. Cooking authentic Italian food is in my blood. I had planned to make the restaurant 80 million sq. feet and able to accommodated (sic) 30 million eaters at once, plus it was gonna be totally underwater so people could look at sharks while they ate. But the bank wouldn’t give me my money they owed me. Tito said the check was good for any amount I wanted to write it for. So blame Tito, not me. I’m as innocent as a schoolgirl.”

When police searched Waters they found both bath salts and Chinese throwing stars on his person. He was arrested that in addition to forgery. He was later released after posting a $23,000 bail.

Woman Charged With Contaminating Families Milk With Shavings of Dead Skin From Her Feet

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Sarah P. Schrock, 56, of Mechanicsville was arrested on on Wednesday, May 6, 2015 by Deputy First Class Jaime Davis of the St. Mary’s sheriff’s Office.

Charging documents allege that Schrock contaminated milk served to family members at her home, with shavings of dead skin from her feet.

Schrock was placed under arrest and transported to the St. Mary’s County Detention Center, where she was charged with poisoning/contaminating of food, 3 counts of assault and failure to comply with a peace order.

The poisoning/contaminating of food charge is a felony punishable by up to 25 years in jail.