I feel like a princess after sleeping with a 1000 men – 80-year-old grannie

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stdxclidAn 80-year-old woman known as the ‘Gang Bang Queen’ has revealed she has slept with more than 1,000 men and starred in a number of porn films. Shirley Andrews is one of a number of ‘super cougars’ who proudly boast about their active sex lives with hundreds of young men – some of who are less than a quarter their age.

Despite living in an old people’s complex, Shirley boasts that she regularly has sex with men as young as 18 – in between knitting and crochet. The outgoing octogenarian, who lives in Oroville California, even has a tattoo around her nipple that reads ‘Gang Bang Queen’ and launched a career in blue movies seven years ago. She said: “I made all of the videos at home. And I started posting them online and I just got rave reviews. “I just felt like a princess.”

Her biggest role was taking part in a filmed orgy involved fifteen much-younger men. Among Shirley’s numerous fans is Kyle Jones, a 31-year-old lothario with a penchant for pensioners. Together they make amateur films and canoodle in public in broad daylight like loved-up teenagers. But Shirley, who has been married several times before, is not ready to settle down and currently has five guys under 30 on the go.

She said: “I have had numerous proposals in the last five years. But none of them were with anyone I would want to spend the rest of my life with. “I would say I’ve slept with around a thousand men but I think it would probably be a little bit more than that. I’ve been around the block.

“I don’t consider myself a nymphomaniac by any means but I’m probably close to it.”

Woman, 38, Flashes Google Street View Camera, Checks Off Item On Her Bucket List

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465googWhen a Google Street View car began mapping her neighborhood in January, Australian Karen Davis, of course, pulled up her shirt and exposed her sizable breasts to the passing camera.

But before the photos were uploaded, Google’s powerful algorithms triggered the pixelating of aspects of the images, such as the faces of individuals and license plate numbers.

However, as seen above, the 38-year-old Davis’s breasts, however, received no such touch up (click here for the full Street View image).

“I look at Google Maps a lot and I wanted to be on there and I thought this is the way to do it,” Davis told the Port Pirie Recorder, her local newspaper. “I got to tick something else off my bucket list.”

Davis dismissed criticism of her flashing as the jealous wails of the less pendulous. “All the flat-tittie chicks think I am disgusting,” said Davis (who is hoping that Google will send her a free t-shirt).

As of this morning, Davis’s topless shot remains unaltered on Street View.

Why size has nothing to do with sex appeal (possibly not safe for work)

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According to recent research from the underwear brand Adore Me, when it comes to looking hot in a pair of knickers, curvy brunettes beat skinny blondes in the sex appeal stakes.

This comes as welcome news.

Not because I am, indeed, a curvy brunette – but because, finally, we have evidence that there is room for everyone when it comes to being sexy.

And despite the best efforts of the fashion industry to convince us otherwise, thin does not always win.

You’d have had to be living under a rock for the past decade not to recognise that the fashion industry sells us an ideal.

Short of the odd novelty plus size model ‘breaking the mold’ once a season – to get headlines more than genuinely show diversity from the designer – the majority of the time, woman are told that, unless they are three Twiglets away from an eating disorder, they’re big.

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Underwear brand Adore Me says curvy brunettes sell more knickers (Picture: Adore Me)

The uplifting news about this campaign has less to do with the ‘discovery’ that a plus size model is hot (no s**t, Sherlock) and more that, given the choice, Joe public actually prefers a bit of meat on the bone.

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The model on the left sold more (Picture: Adore Me)

Yes, the models above are both beautiful girls – the ‘choice’ is hardly a tough one and despite the fact that the ‘curvy’ model is still just that – a beautiful, olive-skinned, perfectly toned (read: airbrushed) model, actually a few extra kilos on her ass makes no difference whatsoever when it comes to sex appeal.

Let me repeat that, to all the women wasting precious days, months or years of their lives obsessing over a barely noticeable muffin top.

You are the only person that gives a s**t.

Being a size 14 is not the reason you haven’t got a boyfriend.

Having no confidence in your curves is.

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Does it look like I lack confidence? (Picture: Getty)

Seriously, you think men even know what a size 14 is?

Trust me, when it comes to a women standing partially clothed in front of them, wearing little more than a thong and a smile, your waist measurement is not what’s on your potential new lover’s mind.

So, what can we learn from this?

Well, not a great deal, as it happens.

Two hot chicks in underwear are hardly a fair representation of universal sexual attraction.

However, it does say this much – when it come to beauty ideals, blonde or brunette, thin or curvy – there is no better or worse, only more sellable or less marketable.

And that, advertising campaigns aside, when it comes to ‘sexy’ – it’s a personal choice.

This campaign can’t speak for everyone but it does tell us one thing – it’s certainly not a woman’s size that makes her sexy.

UFO Over Oklahoma City Caught On Tape During Live TV News Broadcast

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A UFO was spotted March 12 during a live morning newscast in Oklahoma City. Shortly after the brightly lit, fast moving object was noticed on screen, KOCO 5 News posted the video on YouTube and asked viewers to offer their opinions of the strange phenomenon.

The KOCO news camera that caught the unexplained light was situated on the roof of the Grand Casino in Shawnee, east of Oklahoma City. The 6 a.m. live broadcast was focusing on morning traffic when the bright object streaked through the sky, moving from left to right.

Watch this KOCO News report on the incident:

KOCO posted the video to YouTube with this headline: “UFO caught on Live TV flying over Oklahoma City.”

The news station solicited comments from viewers: “We caught a flying object on KOCO 5 News in the Morning at 6 a.m. What’s your guess on the object shooting across the sky?”

Reports of an unidentified flying object tend to conjure up images of extraterrestrial visitations in the public’s mind. Of course, in nearly every case, the phenomena can eventually be explained away. Other sightings, however, remain unexplained.

New Study Just Dropped Some Truth Bombs About The Risks Of Watching Porn, And Men Are Going To Be Excited!

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Um…so…watching porn is actually good for us!

Validation! Finally.

FINALLYYYYYYYYYYYYY!

Sorry. That was gratuitous.

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All these years of hard work jerks haven’t been for naught, friends. The results of a new study from scientists — SCIENTISTS, YAY! — at the University of California are saying that men who watch more porn have better sex lives. Why is that, you ask? Because dudes who fap to porn are less likely to suffer from erectile dysfunction and have higher sex drives. But don’t just take my word for it…

According to Mirror:

Researchers Nicole Prause and James Pfaus recruited 280 men and asked them to meticulously record their porn viewing hours per week.

The men – who were straight, white and mostly in their early 20s – were also asked to fill out questionnaires on their sexual desire and activity.

The scientists found arousal rose to its highest level for men who watched more than two hours of porn per week.

It also increased the amount the men wanted to be with their partners.

Those who watched no porn at all had an ‘arousal score’ of just over 40. But for those who watched porn, the score was more than 50.

“This pattern suggests that those who view more visual sexual stimuli (VSS) are likely to have a higher sexual drive,” the scientists wrote in the Journal of Sexual Medicine.

There it is.  So…

you know…

just…

Because it’s good for you and shit.

Dad can’t afford plane ticket, mails himself to Australia

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Things were so much simpler in the 1960s. There were three channels on television, a doctor could deliver a baby without removing the cigarette from his mouth and a down-on-his-luck dad could successfully mail himself halfway around the world. Plane ticket? What plane ticket?

In 1964, Reg Spears was a world champion javelin thrower, but the Australian learned that didn’t come with a lot of perks like, say, steady work or a paycheck. He was stuck in the United Kingdom, desperate to get back to Australia to see his young daughter on her birthday, but couldn’t figure out how he could ever afford the trip. During a night drinking with fellow javelin thrower John McSorley, they got the idea that Spears could just ship himself back, inside an oversized wooden box that he could build himself.

635617665968436382-crateLike most ideas that happen over too many drinks, this one was terrible. But it worked. Spears had been working in the cargo area of an airport, so he knew a lot of insider information. The pair built a 5′ x 3′ x 2’6″ crate (the maximum size that could be shipped), fitted with straps for him to hang on to and designed to open at either end so he could get out and walk when he’d been safely loaded inside the plane. He packed some provisions including his passport, a change of clothes, canned spaghetti, bottled water and some candy, climbed into the box and McSorely drove him to Heathrow airport (Spears used the empty bottles and cans to pee in. We know you were curious).

The trip was almost a disaster from the start, after heavy fog delayed flights out of London for a full 24 hours. He was flown from London to Paris to Bombay, where he was left on a tarmac in the hot sun (and upside down) for hours before being loaded back onto yet another plane. After an unscheduled fuel stop in Singapore, he made it to Perth, 63 hours and 13,000 miles from Heathrow. The box was placed in a cargo shed, but Spears found some tools, cut a hole in the wall and climbed out. He changed into his clean clothes, pulled out his passport and walked out of the airport.

After hitchhiking from Perth to his home in Adelaide, he surprised his family. The only mistake he made was forgetting to let McSorley know that he’d arrived; McSorely called a reporter friend and there was a massive-for-the-time media circus that picked up on Spears’ story. The hardest part, he said, was convincing his wife that he was telling the truth.

She didn’t believe me. But then she thought about it and thought ‘He must have done it, how else did he get here?’ So eventually she rode with it.

Spears is now 73 and still lives in Australia after spending several decades (and a couple of prison stints) as a drug smuggler. Say what you want about him, but the man knows how to pack.