Vermont lawmakers: Make pot legal or we ban booze

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635648658901902651-041715PNI-MarijuanaTwo Vermont lawmakers fed up with delays to legalize marijuana in the state introduced a headline-grabbing measure this week designed to move things along: one that would outlaw alcohol. Legislators Chris Pearson and Jean O’Sullivan admit they have no interest in reinstating Prohibition, but they want to make a larger point, reports Vermont Public Radio.

In their eyes, marijuana is safer than alcohol, so why ban that drug and leave the other untouched?

“The object was to basically embarrass leadership to say that we have [marijuana legalization bills] in front of us, and they’re going absolutely nowhere,” O’Sullivan tells the Huffington Post.

Their bill would make those found in possession of small amounts of alcohol subject to fines of up to $500, and anyone caught selling or distributing it faces 30 years in prison and $1 million in fines.

Penis Shaped Island For Sale In Fiji

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According to sources, plots are on sale for around $122,000. Along with its phallic appeal, living on the island includes a list of perks, including a beachfront clubhouse, 360-degree view on a hilltop, restaurant, bar and excellent surfing.

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Mavuva Island sits in a protected coral lagoon that hosts an amazing variety of marine life, and entirely within the Great Sea Reef, the world’s third largest barrier reef, and one of the natural treasures of Fiji. The Island rises to 35 metres along a central ridgeline with an abundance of native tropical flora, coconut palms, interesting lava rock outcroppings, and two long white sand beaches, offering a unique lifestyle opportunity for a select group of owners.

Accused Drunk Driver, 55, Was Just Not Having It During Her Booking Photo Session

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Meet Linda MacDonald.

lmacdonaldThe Massachusetts woman, 55, was arrested last night for DUI after crashing her vehicle into a fence while driving in a Vermont town.

MacDonald told cops that she was lost and trying to write down directions when she drove off the road around 10:30 PM. MacDonald, who was not injured, claimed that she was “on the telephone getting directions and writing them down on a legal pad when she exited the roadway and struck the fence,” according to a police report.

MacDonald was arrested for drunk driving after a preliminary breath test registered her blood alcohol content in excess of the .08 limit. She is scheduled for an April 28 Superior Court arraignment.

As seen in the above mug shot, MacDonald did not appear pleased with her arrest or the related booking photo session with the Vermont State Police.

Condom maker surges after South Korea legalizes adultery

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Cheaters, listen up: It’s now legal to have an affair in South Korea.

Happy-Condom-sex-and-sexuality-4530841-364-500South Korea’s highest court scrapped the controversial anti-adultery law — and sent the shares of the country’s biggest condom maker surging.

Stock of South Korean latex products manufacturer Unidus Corp. climbed 15%, the daily maximum on Korea’s Exchange, after the court announced its decision on Thursday.

The court said the law infringed people’s freedom to make their own decisions on sex, and violated the country’s privacy laws.

Adulterers convicted under the law faced up to two years in jail. According to reports in Korean media, more than 50,000 South Koreans have been convicted for cheating on their spouses, and 35,000 were sentenced to jail time.

The anti-adultery law was first passed in 1953 to protect women in the male-dominated society.

It has been challenged three times since 1990, but the Constitutional Court has always upheld it. In 2008, the court struck down a complaint against the law, ruling the prohibition protected social harmony.

Nigerian prostitutes congratulate Buhari, declare nationwide free sex

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The National Association of Nigeria Prostitutes, NANP, has congratulated the presidential candidate of the All Progressives Congress, Gen. Muhammadu Buhari on his victory in the just concluded presidential election.

NANP in a text message forwarded to DailyPost, reiterated its promise to declare a-three day free sex across the country if president Jonathan eventually loses the seat to Gen. Muhammadu Buhari of APC. “Hi Ameh, please kindly extend NANP’s felicitation to Gen. Buhari for winning the presidential election.

On behalf of every member of NANP, we heartily congratulate the People’s General for winning the poll. “As part of our earlier promise, we will be declaring a three-day free sex nationwide. We want all our members to honour this directive. We want to use this privilege to beg the President-elect to look into the welfare of this association. We believe his victory will surely better this harmless struggle,” the SMS read.

I feel like a princess after sleeping with a 1000 men – 80-year-old grannie

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stdxclidAn 80-year-old woman known as the ‘Gang Bang Queen’ has revealed she has slept with more than 1,000 men and starred in a number of porn films. Shirley Andrews is one of a number of ‘super cougars’ who proudly boast about their active sex lives with hundreds of young men – some of who are less than a quarter their age.

Despite living in an old people’s complex, Shirley boasts that she regularly has sex with men as young as 18 – in between knitting and crochet. The outgoing octogenarian, who lives in Oroville California, even has a tattoo around her nipple that reads ‘Gang Bang Queen’ and launched a career in blue movies seven years ago. She said: “I made all of the videos at home. And I started posting them online and I just got rave reviews. “I just felt like a princess.”

Her biggest role was taking part in a filmed orgy involved fifteen much-younger men. Among Shirley’s numerous fans is Kyle Jones, a 31-year-old lothario with a penchant for pensioners. Together they make amateur films and canoodle in public in broad daylight like loved-up teenagers. But Shirley, who has been married several times before, is not ready to settle down and currently has five guys under 30 on the go.

She said: “I have had numerous proposals in the last five years. But none of them were with anyone I would want to spend the rest of my life with. “I would say I’ve slept with around a thousand men but I think it would probably be a little bit more than that. I’ve been around the block.

“I don’t consider myself a nymphomaniac by any means but I’m probably close to it.”