Man Throws Brick At Window. Brick Bounces Off Window. Brick Knocks Man Out. (VIDEO)

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 We’ve come a long way as a species.

Once nothing but bacteria floating in a salty ocean, we grew legs, pulled ourselves up by our boot-straps, and started walking on land. We hunted animals with our bare hands before developing spears and other weapons. We built pyramids. We sent humans into space. We got knocked out trying to throw a brick through a car window.

That’s right.

A would-be thief in Ireland attempted to break into a car by throwing a brick into the vehicle’s window, only for the brick to bounce back and knock the man unconscious, CCTV video obtained by the Irish Independent shows.

The owner of the nearby Pheasant pub and the car that fought back, Gerry Brady, came out to investigate and saw the man lying in a pool of his own blood. That’s when the suspect attempted to blackmail him, he said. More from the Independent:

“When the Gardaí picked him up, he started claiming that I attacked him. He was still telling them that in the station when I came in with the footage of him getting knocked out by his own brick.”

“You should have heard the garda laughing when they saw the video. They were in stitches. Credit to them, they were straight out when we called and found the guy within minutes.”

The man was quickly collected by authorities, and the incident remains under investigation.

Still, this brave almost-robber has taught humanity an important lesson: No matter how evolved we are, sometimes we are bested by bricks.

Married Russian Man Wakes Up To Find Testicles Stolen After Making Out With Mystery Woman

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dmitry1A married Russian TV presenter/actor Dmitry Nikolaev, 30, from Moscow has lost  his  testicles after he met a mystery blonde stranger at a pub. After exchanging pleasantries and eating at a restaurant, They returned to his car where he kissed her – passed out and woke up without his testicles. When he woke up, he felt an acute pain below the waist and noticed blood on his pants. It was only when he arrived at hospital that doctors told him he’d been drugged and his testicles were removed by someone who was an expert in castration.

Russian police believe Dmitry was targeted by a criminal gang selling organs on the black market. He added: “I thought it was just a cut but doctors told me my testicles had been removed.” The skin was originally cauterized and the operation was done in a skillful way, so surgeons believe the culprit may have been a doctor or even a vet. Police believe his beer was spiked with an unknown drug.

Dmitry now working as a children’s animator, was too embarrassed at first to explain what had happened to his wife, but later did. They are now looking for his testicles. He warns men to avoid picking up unknown women and getting intimate.

Police Called after Couple Eat Hash Ice Cream

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Police were called to a summerhouse in West Iceland last weekend after a young couple’s trip turned out to be more than they bargained for.

hash_icecreamThe man started hallucinating, took off his clothes and started running around naked outside after eating homemade hash ice cream, which the couple made from a recipe on the internet. Meanwhile, the woman became very ill and called the police after becoming concerned for their mental health.

The police seized the remainder of the ice cream for investigation, where it was determined to be neither good nor fit for human consumption. The police dropped the couple home where they could be under adult supervision because it was not considered a good idea for them to be alone in the cottage.

The police concluded that “this example shows that people should perhaps be careful in believing everything on the internet and to take care with all drugs, no matter in

Police were called to a summerhouse in West Iceland last weekend after a young couple’s trip turned out to be more than they bargained for.

The man started hallucinating, took off his clothes and started running around naked outside after eating homemade hash ice cream, which the couple made from a recipe on the internet. Meanwhile, the woman became very ill and called the police after becoming concerned for their mental health.

The police seized the remainder of the ice cream for investigation, where it was determined to be neither good nor fit for human consumption. The police dropped the couple home where they could be under adult supervision because it was not considered a good idea for them to be alone in the cottage.

The police concluded that “this example shows that people should perhaps be careful in believing everything on the internet and to take care with all drugs, no matter in what form they appear,” as they wrote on their Facebook page.

Dopey drug dealer gets into police car ‘by mistake’

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He had a good business alongside his Business Studies degree

A hapless business studies student accidentally got into an unmarked police car while carrying an ounce of weed.

Mature Edinburgh student Mariano Colsa-Gonzalez interrupted two officers during their tea break.

And when he realised who they were he said: “I’ve got into the wrong car,” before getting out.

The 35-year-old’s behaviour surprised the police and so they followed, searched and found eight bags of cannabis on him.

A further search at his home found 13 more bags and over £2,000 in cash – he claimed they were for his personal use.

Found guilty, the Business Studies student has been given a Community Payback Order for 24 months, and ordered to do 250 hours of unpaid work.

Previously he had to hand back over £31,000 in 2011 after being found guilty of supplying cannabis.

Mother forced to write to the monster who beat her and slit her throat in front of their children

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A MOTHER who was brutally beaten and had her throat cut by her ex-fiance has to write him regular letters or she will go to jail.

849432-dbd8ab76-b579-11e4-a05f-87b0515cbaedNatalie Allman, 29, was ordered to keep Jason Hughes updated on the lives on their twin sons, after he tortured her in front of them for seven hours.

Ms Allman has to send her attacker three letters a year, along with photos of their five-year-old boys, Sunday People reported.

When the boys were two, they watched their father batter their mum with his dumbbells, slash her throat with an army knife and try to ­suffocate her with a pillow at their home in Herefordshire, England

Now, the mum of two risks prison for contempt of court if she doesn’t correspond with the monster who subjected her to this sickening attack.

849523-d3e842dc-b579-11e4-a05f-87b0515cbaedMs Allman has to send Hughes letters and photos of their kids. Source: Snapper Media

“I feel betrayed that after everything he did his rights mean more than mine — more than my children’s,” she told the Sunday People. “I thought he was going to kill me that night for no reason and my boys saw that. They were terrified.

“I’m so angry that the law still defends his parental rights and that he is still being allowed to control us from behind bars. What about our rights to get on with our lives and forget the trauma he put us through?”

Ms Allman, who had to have cosmetic surgery on her throat wound after the vicious assault, spent almost $6000 of her savings on solicitors’ fees to fight the request, but the order was granted. Now, she has to write to Hughes regularly, and save his letters and cards to the children.

The couple broke up in 2012, with Ms Allman citing his controlling behaviour and heavy drinking. Hughes, 42, was still living in the house until he found somewhere else.

Then the former soldier found out she was seeing someone new. The sleeping mother awoke to him kneeling over her, punching her repeatedly in the face. She passed out and came around at 3am to face another frenzied battering, and another at 6am. He tied her up to stop her escaping, and slit her throat with a knife that missed a major artery by millimetres.

At 7am, she managed to call the police. When officers arrived, the couple’s two-year-old twins were in bed with their mother and covered in her blood.

Incredibly, she survived the horrific attack, which left her with eight wounds to her head and five broken bones in her face. Hughes was ­sentenced to nine years at Worcester Crown Court in 2012 for malicious wounding with intent to cause grievous bodily harm.

In January 2014, Ms Allman received his lawyers’ letter demanding to communicate with the children, and in Easter, she found herself in court.

Now, she has to send photos and “an update regarding the ­children’s general progress, both at nursery/school and socially, to include details of their health and emotional ­development”.

She fears the contact could encourage Hughes to come and find them — and he could be out by March next year.

Man, 22, And Woman, 52, Busted For Having Sex In Stranger’s Hot Tub

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Meet Kristie Sheldon and Lucas Arneson.

sheldonarnesonSheldon, 52, and Arneson, 22, were busted this week for disorderly conduct after a Minnesota homeowner called cops to report that two naked strangers were having sex in her hot tub.

Police were summoned around 11:30 PM Tuesday to a home in Eagan, a city 15 miles south of St. Paul. There they discovered Sheldon and Arneson, a St. Paul native, enjoying the hot tub (the temperature outside was in the mid-20s).

After citing Sheldon and Arneson for disorderly conduct, cops dropped them off at a nearby house (which is not outfitted with a backyard spa). That residence is occupied by Sheldon’s 29-year-old son, whom she apparently was visiting from her home in Montana.

Illegal Pot Growers Foiled by Snow-Free Roofs

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1009423-0-20150211134142Police near Amsterdam had an easy time of it zeroing in on a suspected marijuana grow house—it was the only one on the block whose roof was clear of snow, reports the Telegraph. Inside the home in Haarlem, cops found the expected heat lamps and pot plants. The trick worked so well that police tweeted out a photo of the telltale roof and asked residents to report any more they see. It’s just one of several similar busts, reports theIndependent, including one in Amersfoort this week that yielded 500 cannabis plants.

“Officers were investigating because the house was completely obscured and the roof was remarkably dry compared to other roofs in the street,” says a police spokesperson. The Netherlands may have relatively liberal marijuana laws when it comes to personal use, but not so much on the cultivation part. It’s illegal to have more than five plants per house.