World’s Largest Breasts Visit Japan

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Who’s Norma Stitz? Say the name a couple of times. What does it sound like?

Yes, you’re right in thinking that this is a play on words, a moniker. The lady in question is Annie Hawkins-Turner, and she’s the proud owner of the Guinness record for the largest pair of natural breasts in the world. She’s size 102ZZZ.

Understandably, the lady with mammaries weighing around 100 lb. is in demand. And in 2013, she paid a visit to the Land of the Rising Sun. The Japanese, connoisseurs of all things weird and fetishy, extended a warm welcome to Norma.

Mother accused of slashing children’s throats to keep them quiet

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A young mother in Washington state has been charged with attempted murder after authorities say she cut her children’s throats in an attempt to keep them quiet.

washington-mom-cuts-kids-throatsOver the weekend, Christina Booth called 911 to report that her three children were crying nonstop and “needed medical attention,” according to a recent probable cause filing.

The 28-year-old and her husband, Thomas Booth, have three children, a 2-year-old and 6-month-old twins.

When officers arrived at the Olympia, Washington, home Saturday night, they found a troubling scene. As spelled out by a local prosecutor, police saw the twins on the couch crying “uncontrollably” and “bleeding from their necks.”

One officer then went upstairs and found the couple’s 2-year-old in bed, under the covers with “dry blood all over her.”

All three were taken to a local hospital, where, CNN affiliate KOMO reports, they underwent surgery. They are now in stable condition and will be placed in protective custody.

In their probable cause filing, authorities paint a picture of a mother overwhelmed and suffering from postpartum depression.

A judge set bail for Booth at $3 million, KCPQ, another CNN affiliate, reported.

Wine and a movie 

The night that ended in tears and blood began with wine and a movie.

In the probable cause filing, Thomas Booth told investigators he had two “large glasses” and his wife had at least the same amount.

“Thomas said he was feeling intoxicated,” the document reads “and Christina was intoxicated to the point that she was slurring her words.”

As the movie wrapped up, Thomas Booth told police, his wife took the toddler upstairs to put her to bed, but then “a short time later Christina came down the stairs in only her underwear crying and screaming.”

Christina Booth, like her husband, spoke to authorities without an attorney present. Her story differs from her husband’s slightly, a local prosecutor said.

She told a police detective that she was having “a really rough time” taking care of her three children. She said that her husband “never helps” and that he “gets very annoyed when the children cry and make noise.”

Like her husband, Christina Booth said they were watching a movie and she went to put the toddler to bed just before the movie ended. She then told authorities that the twins started crying and “she hit her breaking point.”

In the probable cause document, a prosecutor says she confessed to the crimes of which she stands accused, saying “she knew if she killed all the kids the house would be quiet for Thomas.”

“During the interview, Christina broke down crying several times, yelled about Thomas never helping with the kids” the document says. “Christina made the comment ‘they will be quiet now’ several times.”

Thomas Booth told police that his wife has been “very stressed out raising the children” and that she took medication for postpartum depression. He also said she “always takes the children out of his presence if they cry.”

The couple’s account differs in where the attack on the twins took place.

Christina Booth told authorities she carried them downstairs after attacking her toddler and cut their necks while they lay on the couch. Her husband told police he found the babies upstairs with injuries to their necks and brought them downstairs to render first aid.

‘Why weren’t we knocking on the door?’

Thomas Booth has not been charged, and KOMO reports that police do not suspect he played any kind of role in the violence.

KOMO reports he’s an active-duty solider who was recently deployed overseas.

Neighbors described Christina Booth as sweet, vivacious and “a loving mother.”

Tiffany Felch, who has spent time with the pair, told KOMO, “I would have never suspected that she would be a person to take this kind of a drastic action. I can’t imagine what stress she must have been under to cause her to do such a thing.”

KOMO reported that neighbors say Christina Booth was normally social, but changed after giving birth to the twins.

Neighbor Tammy Ramsey expressed concern to KOMO about the potential for missed opportunities to help the family.

“Why weren’t we knocking on the door?” she said. “I think that we need to rally and love to understand and not to judge.”

Live shrimp covered in ants, anyone? Noma’s Japanese restaurant serves up a rare treat

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Tokyo’s restaurants are celebrated for serving the freshest seafood on the planet.

b12d1c9a-f67c-4828-96a6-0c0e350f7ce8-bestSizeAvailableBut at his new pop-up in the Japanese capital, the celebrated chef behind Noma, Rene Redzepi, has upped the sushi and seasoning stakes with a creation featuring live jumbo prawns, topped with tiny black ants.

The dish is the spectacular opening to a three-hour, 15-course tasting menu inspired by the same imaginative use of ingredients that have made his original Noma in Copenhagen arguably the best restaurant in the world.

At Noma Tokyo, perched on the 37th floor of the Mandarin Oriental hotel with views of Mount Fuji in the distance, the presence of half a dozen ants clinging to the wobbling flesh of each prawn is more than just a visual gimmick.

With their natural reserves of formic acid, the ants give the botan ebi – or botan prawn – a sour kick, described by Redzepi as the “flavours of the Nagano forest”, a reference to a mountainous region in northern Japan.

Noma has used ants in its dishes before, and Japanese diners are no strangers to eating still-twitching seafood: live octopus and whitebait are also considered delicacies here. But what do reviewers make of Noma Tokyo’s combination of the two?

Writing in the Japan Times Robbie Swinnerton described the tasting menu, which costs 40,200 yen (£225) per head, as “unlike anything anyone has ever served before in Japan”.

The black ants, he wrote, produce “little pinpricks of sharp acidity acting as a perfect accent for the sweet, pink flesh”.

In her review for Bloomberg, Tejal Rao recalled being confronted by a “pristine shrimp … so recently dead that its brain has yet to telegraph this information to the rest of its body. For now it’s all twitching muscle and whirring antennae”.

After regaining her composure, Rao described the sensation of biting into the prawn as “shockingly good”.

“It goes from terrifying to beautiful, like the ocean after a storm,” she wrote.

Woman Desperate to Kill a Cockroach Manages to Blow Up a Toilet

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The incident occurred in Taiwan, reports say the woman did not suffer any major injuries when the toilet went kaboom

Earlier this month, a woman in Taiwan somehow managed to blow up a toilet while desperately trying to kill a seriously nasty cockroach. No, really, check out the photo below to get a better idea of just how bad things turned out.

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Apparently, cockroaches in Taiwan are so strong and powerful that, when it comes to killing them, simply stepping on them or hitting them over the head with a newspaper just doesn’t cut it. Steroids, perhaps? Could be.

The toilet was collateral damage

Reports say that the woman involved in this incident chanced to come across the creepy-crawler that ended up turning her life around while cleaning an office building in the municipality of Taoyuan City in northwestern Taiwan.

As soon as she laid eyes on the creature, the woman, identified only as an employee of a local clean-up firm, decided that she absolutely had to smite it. To this end, she first squashed the cockroach with her shoe. She then wrapped it in tissue paper and crushed it some more.

Just in case the creepy-crawler was the long-lost love child of the Hulk and Atom Ant, she then set the tissue paper the insect was wrapped in on fire and threw it into the toilet. Since the toilet had just been cleaned and was drowning in detergents, an explosion occurred.

The toilet didn’t stand a chance

The explosion that took place when the flaming tissue paper hit the cocktail of detergents turned out to be powerful enough to literally rip the toilet apart.

Whatever pieces of bug DNA might have remained intact after the cockroach had repeatedly been squashed were probably destroyed as well.

The good news is that neither the woman responsible for this catastrophe nor any the people who were at that time at work were injured when the toilet went kaboom, Metro informs.

One can only hope that, the next time she comes face to face with a roach, this lady will ask for help and let others send it to the underworld.

Woman, 19, Arrested For Filming X-Rated Webcam Performance Inside Oregon State University Library

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A former Oregon State University student is facing a public lewdness charge after she filmed an X-rated video in the school’s library, a clip that has circulated widely on campus.

beaversshirtKendra Sunderland, 19, was arrested Tuesday in connection with the video shot in the school’s sprawling Valley Library.Sunderland, seated at a table in the library, is seen exposing her breasts and vagina, while also licking and touching herself in the 31-minute video (screen grabs from which can be seen above and below).

The video was shot with Sunderland’s laptop and it appears she is exchanging typed messages with someone watching her exploits in real time. In fact, it seems that Sunderland’s performance was part of a webcam show. Other photos and videos found online depict the teenager–who uses an alias–engaged in similar lewd acts, all of which transpire in what appears to be her residence.

At one point in the library video, Sunderland pulls down her jeans to reveal her panties, and then turns around and grabs her exposed buttocks. She is also seen exposing herself and masturbating.

Sunderland has attended Oregon State, though she did not register for classes this term. It is unclear when Sunderland recorded the video, which shows her frequently looking around to make sure nobody notices that she is exposing herself.

Sunderland did not respond to a message seeking comment that was sent to her Facebook page (which contains two photos of her wearing Oregon State t-shirts).

If convicted of the misdemeanor lewdness count, Sunderland faces a maximum one-year prison term and a $6250 fine.

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No, You Should Never Brag On Facebook About Your 16 Outstanding Arrest Warrants

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eddiefbA Texas man who bragged on Facebook about having 16 outstanding arrest warrants was busted after a tipster called cops to report the ill-advised online boasting.

Edward Smith, 22, was collared following a January 20 post reporting, “So, I have 16 warrants out right now. Lol they know where I’m at tho so, it must not be TOO bad.”

When cops in Mineral Wells, a city 80 miles west of Dallas, researched warrant records, they determined that Wells only had 14 active warrants, some of which were three years old. According to records, Wells has been cited for petty theft, driving without insurance, and other minor infractions (for which he owes more than $1400 in fines).

edwardsmithmugshotSmith–seen in the mug shot–was subsequently released from custody after agreeing to a fine payment schedule. While his personal page appears to have been deleted, an Eddie Smith “community” page has appeared on Facebook.

After Mineral Wells police arrested Smith, they went to Facebook and made their own post: “In the ‘you can’t make this up’ file, a subject posted on Facebook that they had a bunch of Mineral Wells PD warrants but we couldn’t do anything because they don’t live in the city limits…then we show up and arrest them on 16 warrants.”

People Experiencing Virtual Reality P0rn For First Time

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Note: Video is relatively SFW, but audio isn’t because people say a lot of dirty words when they’re describing their experience. Best watched on your phone under the covers before bed tonight.

This is a video of a bunch of folks demoing some virtual reality p0rn for the first time.