The NSA Passes Your Nudie Pics Around The Office

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Famous whistleblower Edward Snowden claims the NSA passes your nudie pics around the office so everyone can have a laugh at your junk.

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The Guardian, as part of a far-reaching interview out tomorrow, states that Snowden “…made a startling claim that a culture exists within the NSA in which, during surveillance, nude photographs picked up of people in ‘sexually compromising’ situations are routinely passed around.”

Tom Greer, 80, Has No Regrets About Shooting Pregnant Intruder To Death

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A home burglary turned to shit for two people after the 80-year-old homeowner walked in on them and ended up shooting a woman to death.

Tom-GreerTom Greer said he came home Tuesday night to find a man and woman inside his home. Greer said they both tackled him and jumped on top of him before robbing his safe of thousands of dollars.

What the couple didn’t know was that Greer was not defenseless… he had a .22 caliber Smith and Wesson revolver in his pocket. The pair ran from the home when they saw Greer was armed, but the woman wasn’t quick enough.

After firing at her in an alley behind his house, Greer said the woman stumbled and then begged for her life. “She says, ‘Don’t shoot me, I’m pregnant! I’m going to have a baby!’ And I shot her anyway,” Greer said.

When asked what happened next, Greer said he shot the woman a second time. “She was dead. I shot her twice, she best be dead … (The man) had run off and left her,” he said. “I shot her so that’s going to leave a message on his mind for the rest of his life.”

Greer was taken to the hospital to treat a severe shoulder and collarbone injury. Police have not identified the woman, who was found dead at the scene, aside from saying she was in her ’20s.

One of Greer’s neighbors told reporters that the couple may have stolen Greer’s car in another incident and that Greer had been robbed several times before. “Apparently the couple has been doing this neighborhood for quite some time,” he said.

Long Beach Police are still investigating, but at this time no one has been arrested – including Greer. I’m not sure what a jury would do to Greer if he is charged and stands trial, but from what little I read on California’s castle doctrine his actions were not quite covered by the law. According to California Penal Code Section 198.5, homicide is excusable if:

Any person using force intended or likely to cause death or great bodily injury within his or her residence shall be presumed to have held a reasonable fear of imminent peril of death or great bodily injury to self, family, or a member of the household when that force is used against another person, not a member of the family or household, who unlawfully and forcibly enters or has unlawfully and forcibly entered the residence and the person using the force knew or had reason to believe that an unlawful and forcible entry occurred. As used in this section, great bodily injury means a significant or substantial physical injury.

Personally, I have no sympathy for people who are killed while committing home burglaries. But prosecutors may have to charge Greer despite the circumstances. That first shot may have been excusable, even though the woman was running away, but that second shot may cause Greer some serious legal issues – double trouble if it turns out the woman actually was pregnant.

Gay Porn Actor Bruno Knight Arrested At LAX With Half A Pound Of Meth Up His Butt

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bruno_knightGay porn star Bruno Knight is used to putting big things in his butt, but did he really shove a half-pound of crystal methamphetamine up there? That’s what U.S. Homeland Security is alleging in a disturbing and extremely graphic affidavit detailing Knight’s arrest at LAX last month.

On June 16th, Knight (a U.K. citizen whose real name is Philip Gizzie) was attempting to board a Virgin Atlantic flight back to his home country when Customs and Border Protection officers—acting on a tip from the DEA—stopped and questioned him on the jetway.

According to the affidavit, Gizzie made several self-incriminating statements in an LAX holding room before defecating out two objects containing crystal methamphetamine. Later that morning at a hospital, he expelled a third object containing even more meth. In total, Gizzie was allegedly attempting to smuggle 226 grams (a half-pound) of methamphetamine back to the U.K.

River in China mysteriously turns blood-red overnight

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The residents of Wenzhou, China, woke up last Thursday to discover that the inner city river had turned blood-red. Everyone is puzzled, as this has never happened before and nobody knows the cause yet. China Radio International reports:

Inspectors from the Wenzhou Environmental Protection Bureau are taking samples and analyzing the cause of the incident.

The villagers pointed out that there wasn’t a chemical plant along the upper stream.

Local residents say the river was flowing normally at 4am, but it started to redden at around 6am, and in no time at all had turned as crimson as blood.

Aberdeen doctors find sex toy in woman … that had been there for 10 YEARS

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ABERDEEN surgeons had to remove a sex toy from a woman’s body that had been there for 10 years without her realising it.

The 38-year-old attended Aberdeen Royal Infirmary after suffering symptoms including severe weight loss, lethargy and shaking.

It was only after an x-ray that medics spotted the five-inch object.

The woman shocked the doctors by revealing that it had been 10 years since she had used the sex toy with her partner.

Doctors removed the object and the patient was later discharged from hospital.

The unusual case was reported in The Journal of Sexual Medicine.

Chinese mall’s large pink parking spaces for women seen as sexist by some, wonderful by others

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China’s World Metropolis Center (WMC) has become the center of controversy recently over their decision to lay out 10 parking spaces intended for women only. As a result, what we assume was a well-intentioned gesture by the shopping center has seemed to upset some people online drawing cries of discrimination. On the other hand, visitors to the mall seemed pleased with the initiative.

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232 Teeth Extracted from Mouth of Teenager

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Indian teen getting his 232 teeth pulled out in MumbaiDoctors at Sir J.J. Hospital in Mumbai, India, might have created a world record by removing 232 teeth from the mouth of a teenager.

Ashik Gavai, 17, had visited the hospital with a routine complaint of pain and swelling on the right side of his mouth. However, a series of tests revealed an abnormal growth affecting the second molar on the lower right side of his jaw.

“Initially, it was not very clear what it could be and so we decided to go in for surgery,” said Sunanda Dhivare-Palwankar, head of the hospital’s dental department.

Further examination during the surgery left the team of doctors stunned as they discovered scores and scores of tiny teeth popping out of that abnormal molar.

“We started picking small teeth from the abnormal molar. These pearlies were of varying sizes, some as tiny as a grain of mustard and some almost the size of a marble. At the final count, we had a total of 232 of them. The fact that it was coming from a single molar was very unique,” said Dr Dhivare-Palwankar.

Further to this, a rock-like formation was also discovered inside the affected tooth, which had to be removed by a dentist’s drill.

Indian teen getting his 232 teeth pulled out in Mumbai“We had to resort to the age-old, now outdated, ‘chisel-mallet’ procedure to break down that hard formation as it was putting immense pressures on the jaw bone and surrounding healthy teeth,” explained Dr Dhivare-Palwankar.

Dr Dhivare-Palwankar described the condition as a ‘developmental anomaly’, known in the medical profession as a ‘Complex Composite Odonntom’ or a benign tumour of the tooth. The condition causes difficulty in eating, swallowing and can lead to the swelling of the face but it is not life threatening.

The entire surgery lasted over seven hours.

“We believe this is a world record, but we will carry out more research before taking any further steps in the matter,” said Dr Dhivare-Palwankar.

What should you do if you’re feeling a bit hot? Maybe gouge your eyes out?

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A prisoner has gouged out his own eyes in protest at the hot conditions inside his jail cell, it has been revealed.

jailThe man in his 50s is said to have self-inflicted the injuries at HMP Nottingham just days before he was due to be released.

The incident occurred as inmates were protesting about the sweltering heat inside their cells and general poor conditions of the prison.

East Midlands Ambulance Service confirmed they were called to the prison in Sherwood on 21 July to treat a male patient. He was then taken to the Queen’s Medical centre for his injuries.

Police were also called to the scene but established that “no crime had taken place”.

A source inside the jail told the Nottingham Post: “Somebody cut their eyes out of their face. He was protesting.

“The heat is so high. Prisoners can’t deal with it. They need to let some air in the room. It is only going to get worse.”

The incident took place as temperatures hit around 25C (77F) in Nottinghamshire.

A Ministry of Justice spokesperson said: “A prisoner at HMP Nottingham was taken to hospital following an act of self-harm. Staff reacted quickly and paramedics attended. No other prisoners were involved.

“The prison is investigating the incident and police were informed as a matter of course.”

The incident occurred a few months after more than 20 prisoners refused to return to their cells during a separate protest on conditions inside the prison.

Asst secretary Glyn Travis from the Prison Officers Association said the demonstration raised “serious concerns” about the staffing levels at the prison.

A report by the Independent Monitoring Board (IMB) was also critical of the prison saying budget cuts and the loss of 140 officers would result in “more prisoner disruption and a further reduction in already low staff morale”.

Wonderful, Just Wonderful: Terrifying New World’s Largest Flying Aquatic Insect Found In China

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This is the giant dobsonfly, the current record holder for largest flying aquatic insect. They can measure almost 8.5-inches across. For reference, that is 8-inches entirely too large for my liking.

Large enough to cover the face of a human adult, this scary-looking insect is also known among entomologists as an indicator of water quality, says the museum.
The giant dobsonfly makes its home in bodies of clean water and is highly sensitive to any changes in the water’s pH as well as the presence of trace elements of pollutants. If the water is slightly contaminated, the giant dobsonfly will move on to seek cleaner waters.