Bums, boobs and general nudity fans might want to see Pam Hogg’s LFW show

Less was definitely more at Pam Hogg’s catwalk show, which saw Alice Dellal reveal her lovely nakedness, plus check out the celebrities from the day’s other showsWoah: We hope there was an adults only age restriction on the door at Pam's show

Woah: We hope there was an adults only age restriction on the door at Pam’s show

We thought London Fashion Week was all about the clothes, along with a large dose of publicity seeking from front row celebrity types, of course.

But in the case of designer Pam Hogg, it certainly wasn’t.

On Monday she presented her catwalk show at the Vauxhall Fashion Scout venue in Freemasons’ Hall and it’s fair to say she was going by the motto ‘less is more’ for this particular collection.

Pam, who is a punk-influenced designer, favoured by celebrities like Lady Gaga, Kate Moss and Jessie J, sent model Alice Dellal down the runway with almost all of her lovely lady bits on display.

Alice Dellal on the catwalk for Pam Hogg's show at London Fashion Week
Alice would probably finish off a patient in this get up

In one, er, outfit she looked like a very basic, but very sexy nurse of the type men’s dreams are made of. Wearing nothing but a piece of white cloth across her front with criss-cross straps across her shoulders, she turned on the catwalk to reveal the top?… smock?… handkerchief? wasn’t accompanied by any trousers, skirt or even knickers.

Alice Dellal on the catwalk for Pam Hogg's show at London Fashion Week
Actually, it would be a crime to cover up that lovely tush. Alice should always walk about like this 

What we take from this is that Alice has a lovely bum.

Another creation appeared to be formed entirely out of black netting, including a black hooped underskirt, accompanied by a wisp of netting across her boobs and a bit more for her, um, hat.

A model on the catwalk for Pam Hogg's show at London Fashion Week
Um, no, we don’t understand either
A model on the catwalk for Pam Hogg's show at London Fashion Week
Not much support in that netting is there?…

 

What we take from this is that Alice has perfectly formed little boobies.

She wasn’t the only model to get most of what her mamma gave her out for Pam and all the beady eyes watching though.

A model on the catwalk for Pam Hogg's show at London Fashion Week
Yeah, that’s either a funky poodle or a toilet roll holder

Another tall thin type was adorned in some lilac netting, fashioned into a little underwear set, complete with booties and a headdress, which gave her the look of a poodle.

What we take from this is that Pam Hogg’s clothes probably aren’t for us.

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