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Britain’s most notorious and debauched student pub crawl took place yesterday to the theme of ‘Pimps and Hoes’. Hundreds of freshers took to the streets of Cardiff city centre to participate in the first Carnage of the year. They were captured unashamedly stumbling around, smooching on the streets and behaving drunk and disorderly. Scantily clad female students wore little other than bras and mini skirts with suspenders as they adhered to the fancy dress code of a prostitute. The Carnage UK organisers have repeatedly come under fire for hosting the events, which promote excessive binge drinking as students are encourage to go from one bar to the next.