‘Cat’s Pee, Hot Breasts and Poop’:

Everybody knows the first thing to do after  buying goods in a supermarket or splashing out on a restaurant meal is to check  the receipt.

But it would appear many customers fail to  give more than a passing glance to the slip of paper they are handed and now  cheeky employees are on a mission to see what they can get away  with.

Receipts gathered from across the globe show  how far sales assistants and waiters are going in their attempt to try and sneak  a bizarre item or an inappropriate message on a sales bill.

Lucky shoppers have returned home to discover  that, according to their receipt, they have bought a liquor called Cats Pee or a  potent tube containing Batman Sperm.

Another customer was stunned to find that  Jesus had just served them while a sales assistant proudly revealed on a receipt  that an unsuspecting customer had been served by a Hung Man.

One of the amusing bills also gives a brutal  assessment of the prizes on offer in the local sweepsake claiming people should  enter ‘For a slight chance to win useless junk’.

This sales assistant clearly isn't lacking in self-confidence and can't wait to shout about it!

This sales assistant clearly isn’t lacking in  self-confidence and can’t wait to tell the world about their high opinion of  themselves

 

Taking a leaf out of Dire Straits' book this customer is offered some money for nothingTaking a leaf out of Dire Straits’ book this customer is  offered some money for nothing

 

Holy cash receipts Batman someone appears to have just bought some of your bodily fluids!

Holy cash receipts Batman someone appears to have just  bought your bodily fluids!

 

This customer got a little more than they bargained for when they were given a receipt showing they'd bought one portion of poop!

This customer got a little more than they bargained for  when they were given a receipt showing they’d bought one portion of poop!

 

This cashier would probably be hung out to dry if his cheeky boast was discovered

This cashier would probably be hung out to dry if his  cheeky boast was discovered

 

It would appear that having fed the 5,000, the son of God is still hard at work 2,000 years on, this time serving food at a restaurant

It would appear that having fed the 5,000, the son of  God is still hard at work 2,000 years on, this time serving food at a  restaurant

 

One of the most tempting pieces of promotion to enter a sweepstake ever seen on a receipt

One of the most tempting pieces of promotion to enter a  sweepstake ever seen on a receipt

 

For just $5.76 this Wisconsin shopper has managed to acquire a pair of hot breasts!

For just $5.76 this Wisconsin shopper has managed to  acquire a pair of hot breasts!

 

This waiter appears to try to cover themselves from repercussions by admitting they are not a whizz with numbers when it comes to working out the tip

This waiter appears to try to cover themselves from  repercussions by  admitting they are not a whizz with numbers when it comes to  working out the generous tip

 

This cashier obviously thinks revealing their sexuality is a key element of the job

This cashier obviously thinks revealing their sexuality  is a key element of the job

 

The name this server at Jay's Restaurant in Baltimore was a bit too rude to print

The full name this server at Jay’s Restaurant in  Baltimore gave himself was a bit too rude to print

 

If this bill is anything to go by, this customer can expect to be eating a considerable amount of turkey

If this bill is anything to go by, this customer can  expect to be eating a considerable amount of turkey

 

 
This off license is serving up a new flavour of liquor called Cat's Pee

This off license is serving up a new flavour of liquor  called Cat’s Pee 

 

Cheap ass beer
whites only
 

In Austin Texas, you can pick up ‘cheap ass beer’ and an  ‘Old Chubby’,  left, while the receipt on the right makes a reference to ‘whites  only’

 

Ass Bagels
Indian Jew bill
 

The Bagel Baking company appears to be selling ‘Ass  Bagels’ or maybe its simply an abbreviation for assorted bagels, left, while the  receipt on the right suggests the customer has bought an ‘Indian Jew’

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