‘Cat’s Pee, Hot Breasts and Poop’:
Everybody knows the first thing to do after buying goods in a supermarket or splashing out on a restaurant meal is to check the receipt.
But it would appear many customers fail to give more than a passing glance to the slip of paper they are handed and now cheeky employees are on a mission to see what they can get away with.
Receipts gathered from across the globe show how far sales assistants and waiters are going in their attempt to try and sneak a bizarre item or an inappropriate message on a sales bill.
Lucky shoppers have returned home to discover that, according to their receipt, they have bought a liquor called Cats Pee or a potent tube containing Batman Sperm.
Another customer was stunned to find that Jesus had just served them while a sales assistant proudly revealed on a receipt that an unsuspecting customer had been served by a Hung Man.
One of the amusing bills also gives a brutal assessment of the prizes on offer in the local sweepsake claiming people should enter ‘For a slight chance to win useless junk’.
This sales assistant clearly isn’t lacking in self-confidence and can’t wait to tell the world about their high opinion of themselves
Taking a leaf out of Dire Straits’ book this customer is offered some money for nothing
Holy cash receipts Batman someone appears to have just bought your bodily fluids!
This customer got a little more than they bargained for when they were given a receipt showing they’d bought one portion of poop!
This cashier would probably be hung out to dry if his cheeky boast was discovered
It would appear that having fed the 5,000, the son of God is still hard at work 2,000 years on, this time serving food at a restaurant
One of the most tempting pieces of promotion to enter a sweepstake ever seen on a receipt
For just $5.76 this Wisconsin shopper has managed to acquire a pair of hot breasts!
This waiter appears to try to cover themselves from repercussions by admitting they are not a whizz with numbers when it comes to working out the generous tip
This cashier obviously thinks revealing their sexuality is a key element of the job
The full name this server at Jay’s Restaurant in Baltimore gave himself was a bit too rude to print
If this bill is anything to go by, this customer can expect to be eating a considerable amount of turkey
This off license is serving up a new flavour of liquor called Cat’s Pee
In Austin Texas, you can pick up ‘cheap ass beer’ and an ‘Old Chubby’, left, while the receipt on the right makes a reference to ‘whites only’
The Bagel Baking company appears to be selling ‘Ass Bagels’ or maybe its simply an abbreviation for assorted bagels, left, while the receipt on the right suggests the customer has bought an ‘Indian Jew’
Posted on September 26, 2012, in Amazing, Bizarre, Disrespectful, Dumb, Funny, Weird, WTF??. Bookmark the permalink. Leave a Comment.
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