Great moments in dumbassery: Man accidentally dials 911 during drug deal

Short of shifting your buttocks in such a way that your cell phone’s speed-dial function is activated, I don’t quite know how you “accidentally” dial 911.

All I know is that you might want to take necessary measures to make sure this “accident” doesn’t occur while you’re up to something illegal.

Like making a drug deal.

The Scranton Times-Tribune reports that 24-year-old Justin Kryzanowski of Scranton accidentally dialed 911 while allegedly in the midst of a drug deal Wednesday, a call which the Lackawanna County dispatch center forwarded to police, who traced the cellphone’s open line to Kryzanowski’s apartment.

When cops showed up at Kryzanowski’s apartment, they reportedly found him talking with slow and slurred speech. They also reportedly found syringes loaded with Suboxone, various prescription medications, drug paraphernalia, and brass knuckles.

All told, Kryzanowski was charged with possession of a controlled substance, possession of drug paraphernalia and prohibited offensive weapons, police said.

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