A 7 foot carved penis is a fine housewarming gift for your stepdaughter, until her neighbors call the cops
Neighbors and police in the City of Wyoming were not laughing after somebody carved an old tree into the shape of a penis.
It stood in the yard near 40th and Clyde Park until neighbors complained and the police showed up.
Homeowner Mariah Cordes says she got the carved wood from her stepfather as a sort of house-warming gift when she bought the place.
After police started asking questions the carving was removed.