Reported Domestic Disturbance Was Actually Noisy Couple Engaged In “Romantic Situation” On Living Room Floor

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floorsex091509Responding to a 911 call about a domestic disturbance, a Florida cop discovered that the purported combatants were actually involved in a noisy “romantic situation with one another on the living room floor,”according to a police report.

When an officer arrived early Sunday morning at the Bradenton residence, the couple “came outside and were both smiling and adjusting their clothing,” noted Officer James Savaglio.

The duo explained that the home did not have air conditioning, so the windows were opened, which allowed confused neighbors to get an earful. “Neither party alleged anything physical other than the romance that took place.”

Before departing, the cop “asked the parties to keep the noise down.”

Sailor was allegedly raped with rubber chicken, hogtied and smeared with Vegemite and Deep Heat

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A YOUNG sailor was allegedly hogtied, smeared with Vegemite and Deep Heat and anally raped with a rubber chicken.

546626-b3f153e4-3d59-11e4-bf5a-0352721e6660The victim, who cannot be named, was allegedly subject to a “last night at sea ritual”, in August 2011 on board the HMAS Newcastle, off the coast of Western Australia.

Four Australian sailors faced court martial in Sydney today over the alleged incident, although there is evidence other sailors were also present.

Able seamen Rohan Angre, Mitchell Summers, Michael Thompson and Jonathan Walter are accused of holding the man down, smearing him with the Vegemite and the liniment Deep Heat before assaulting him with the object.

It is alleged after sexually assaulting the man with what was believed to be a rubber chicken, Able Seaman Thompson tried to push the object into the man’s mouth.

“It was at this point he was released for the time being,” Prosecuting officer Lieutenant Colonel David Jordan said in Sydney’s General Court Martial on Tuesday.

“He was lifted by his arms and legs to the shower station … He’ll tell you his eyes were watering,” he said.

“I anticipate he will tell you he saw AB Walter, Angre and Thompson.”

The court martial heard he was then placed on his knees and doused with a dark liquid that caused his eyes to blister.

He was then doused with water and left at the bottom of the shower, with burns from the Deep Heat on his neck, shoulders and genitalia.

He washed and cleaned himself to go on watch later that night. The four men face six charges between them, including indecent and sexual assault.

Able seaman Angre has already pleaded guilty to assault occasioning bodily harm, for pouring an unidentified liquid over the alleged victim’s head, which caused him to suffer burns to his skin and eyes.

The court martial continues.

Woman Charged With Breaking Into Home, Raping Man In Seattle

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A Seattle prosecutor has charged 26-year-old Chantae Gilman with second-degree rape after a man reportedly awoke from a deep sleep and found her on top of him in his bed.

n-CHANTAE-GILMAN-largeThe alleged sexual attack occurred more than a year ago, but a recently completed DNA test led prosecutors to file charges against Gilman, according to Q13 Fox.

The unidentified, 31-year-old man said he awoke at 2 a.m. on June 17, 2013 to Gilman straddling him and having sexual intercourse with him. Police say he told the 240-pound suspect to get off, but she allegedly refused and told him to be quiet. He was able to break free from underneath her and said he pushed her out of the apartment.

The victim said he’d gone to sleep following a night of partying and a “long day.” He didn’t know Gilman but recognized her as a “drug user in the area,” a detective told The Seattle Post-Intelligencer.

Local hospital staff performed a sexual assault examination later in the day. The DNA collected during the case matched Gilman’s this year.

Gilman told police that she didn’t remember the incident or being in his home. She described herself as mentally ill.

Seattle police acknowledged to KOMO-TV that an arrest of a female rapist is unusual.

“From a statistical standpoint, yes, it is atypical to have a female aggressor,” SPD Det. Drew Fowler told the station. “But we work to hold all people responsible for their actions. The law is specifically written to be gender-equitable and we will charge anybody with a crime that they’ve committed.”

KOMO has more:

Gilman is a mother of four who is eight months pregnant with her fifth child, said Elwin Hartfield, a friend who answered the door at her last known address in Seattle. Hartfield said Gilman was in treatment in Eastern Washington, and that she’d been treated for mental health issues and drug abuse in the past.

Convicted Killer Joseph Oberhansley Allegedly Murders Fiance, Eats Her Brains

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A convicted Indiana killer faces ghastly, new murder charges after allegedly killing — then eating — the girlfriend who’d posted his bond on earlier charges.

n-CANNIBALKILELR-largeA probable cause statement released Monday and obtained by WAVE3 says Joseph Oberhansley allegedly stabbed his girlfriend Tammy Jo Blanton to death before eating portions of her brain, lungs, and heart.

Blanton called Jeffersonville police at 3 a.m. on Sept. 11th saying Oberhansley, 33, was trying to get inside her home. Police sent him away, but they returned at 10 a.m. to check on Blanton at the urging of her coworkers.

When officers arrived, they found Blanton’s bloodied body in a bathtub with sections of her skull cut out. According to the report: “[Oberhansley] further admitted to cooking a section of her brain and eating it.”

Oberhansley has a long criminal history going back to at least 2000 when he was convicted of manslaughter and attempted murder for killing his then-girlfriend Sabrina Elder, 17, and critically wounding his mother, the Desert News reported at the time.

Just days before the killing, Elder had given birth to Oberhansley’s child.

He was released on parole in 2012, but in 2013 he was in trouble for allegedly choking out another patron in a bar and resisting arrest. He was naked during the attack.

Two months ago, Oberhansley was arrested following erratic driving that sparked a slow-speed police chase. Blanton paid a $1,000 bond to secure his release.

“I’m his fiancée,” Blanton said in court on July 23 before posting the bond.

Clark County Prosecutor Jeremy Mull said he had attempted to raise the bond when he discovered Oberhansley faced charges for allegedly attacking the customer in the bar last year. Despite his pleas for a higher bond, Mull told WAVE3 that another prosecutor lowered the bond, allowing Oberhansley to walk free. That prosecutor has now resigned.

“I felt he was dangerous, I was right, he was,” Mull told the station. “And he was released without my knowledge. That devastates me.”

edge. That devastates me.”

‘Boobie Squeezing Simulator’ Takes Virtual Reality To New Lows

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A YouTube video posted earlier this week appears to show an Occulus Rift virtual reality headset hooked up to a game where the sole objective is to squeeze an anime character’s breasts.

The experience is linked to a real-life set of foam breasts. While the “game” — if you can call it that — is just generally sad in a lonely adolescent way, what makes it creepy is that the character appears to wince and shy away when the player grabs her breasts.

Daily Dot notes that the game does nothing to dispel the “unfortunate stereotype ofgamers being basement-dwelling males with zero experience interacting with the opposite sex.”

The game is apparently called Boobie Squeezing Simulator.